Marcus Caldeira

Striker - Minnesota United FC
18 Jan 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Marcus Caldeira

19 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Mamadou Dieng says Minnesota United FC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Julian Gressel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jefferson Díaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Owen Gene gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Peter Stroud stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Peter Stroud and Minnesota United FC agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A step back for Marcus Caldeira at Minnesota United FC

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

Back issues
14 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A row about effort at Minnesota United FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nicolás Romero was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Marcus Caldeira and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Minnesota United FC have started building around Mamadou Dieng

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Joaquín Pereyra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Still no ink between Minnesota United FC and D.J. Taylor

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Minnesota United FC, another week without a signature from D.J. Taylor.

Loan watch

5 goals on loan for Dominik Fitz

13 appearances at Wolfsberger AC and the goals keep coming. Minnesota United FC are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

The dugout

A door opens for Maurice Malone

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

D.J. Taylor runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Minnesota United FC money.

The dugout

Michael Boxall asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

12 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Morris Duggan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Morris Duggan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Minnesota United FC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jefferson Díaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Owen Gene

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Owen Gene, and the manager let it.

Squad

15 new faces, and Minnesota United FC are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

The Bongokuhle Hlongwane question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bongokuhle Hlongwane’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

4 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Morris Duggan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Morris Duggan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Minnesota United FC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Devin Padelford signs for New York City while still at Minnesota United FC

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Devin Padelford has agreed terms with New York City for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jefferson Díaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Maurice Malone and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Real Salt Lake snatch it back from Minnesota United FC

A goal on 94 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Player ratings

Kelvin Yeboah was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Bongokuhle Hlongwane

A mark of 7.76, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

13 new faces, and Minnesota United FC are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Gio Tillman signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Gio Tillman and Minnesota United FC agree another 3 years.

In brief