Mathieu Nguefack

Defensive Midfielder - SV Elversberg
18 Apr 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Mathieu Nguefack

504 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the SV Elversberg board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Gennaro Iaccarino has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around SV Elversberg they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Rui Gomes at 21 — 7.67

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Rui Gomes did not need any: 7.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Francisco Lencinas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at SV Elversberg can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Melwin Hedman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mathieu Nguefack

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Nicolai Blicher in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SV Elversberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Yme Bruinsma left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Yme Bruinsma will call it something else in private.

Match

Honours even between SV Elversberg and SC Paderborn

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

Back issues
496 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

28 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at SV Elversberg has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Gennaro Iaccarino has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around SV Elversberg they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to SV Elversberg's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at SV Elversberg has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Mathieu Nguefack goes up and wins it — 7.88

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.88 for the rest of it.

Boardroom

Gennaro Iaccarino signs for Fortuna Düsseldorf while still at SV Elversberg

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Gennaro Iaccarino has agreed terms with Fortuna Düsseldorf for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Fortuna Düsseldorf watching Luca Lombardi

The interest is real enough to have reached print. SV Elversberg have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

A bad afternoon for SV Elversberg against Union Berlin

1‑2 to Union Berlin, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Yme Bruinsma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SV Elversberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Luca Bărbulescu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

495 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

SV Elversberg taken apart

0‑3 to Nürnberg, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

Every point is an argument now for SV Elversberg

Position 17 and 11 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Peter Jensen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at SV Elversberg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Jacopo Sassi is a medical away from SV Elversberg

The deal with Dynamo Dresden is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

The wait goes on for SV Elversberg

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Francisco Lencinas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at SV Elversberg can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Elyaz

SV Elversberg asked and Mainz 05 said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Rui Gomes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Yme Bruinsma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

490 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

17 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to SV Elversberg's wait for a win

28 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at SV Elversberg has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Melwin Hedman is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at SV Elversberg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Peter Jensen asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Melwin Hedman has agreed to leave SV Elversberg for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Match

A bad afternoon for SV Elversberg against FC Augsburg

0‑2 to FC Augsburg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luca Bărbulescu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

SV Elversberg are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Leopold Wahlstedt

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

485 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to SV Elversberg's wait for a win

24 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at SV Elversberg has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Jensen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

TSG Hoffenheim take the points off SV Elversberg

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Peter Jensen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Peter Jensen, and the manager let it.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Juan Camilo Quiñones

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Yme Bruinsma and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Melwin Hedman asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Didier Dawson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Didier Dawson is on it.

In brief

481 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lazaros Tsioliaridis damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Pieter van Maarschalkerwaard breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Vasilis Sourlis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what SV Elversberg can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Peter Jensen is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at SV Elversberg has been clear about where Peter Jensen stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Vasilis Sourlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and SV Elversberg know it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ilyes Najim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Yme Bruinsma and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Talks stall between SV Elversberg and Francisco Lencinas

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Peter Jensen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at SV Elversberg, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

480 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for SV Elversberg

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the SV Elversberg board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

The knee: Lazaros Tsioliaridis out for 32 days

32 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. SV Elversberg lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Pieter van Maarschalkerwaard out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason SV Elversberg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Leopold Wahlstedt keeps SV Elversberg in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Fabian Mrozek keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” SV Elversberg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Mathieu Nguefack pops up at the right end — 7.60

7.60, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A move Nathan Fisher would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Nathan Fisher is living that version at SV Elversberg, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Víctor Mingo will join SV Elversberg for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Víctor Mingo has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means SV Elversberg have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

476 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the SV Elversberg board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Antoni Kozubal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around SV Elversberg they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Fabian Mrozek puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at SV Elversberg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Antoni Kozubal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SV Elversberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Nguefack is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

SV Elversberg rebuffed over Václav Sejk

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. VfB Stuttgart have kept their man, and SV Elversberg go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Diyae Jermoumi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Diyae Jermoumi, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between SV Elversberg and Melwin Hedman

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Antoni Kozubal knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at SV Elversberg, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

468 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at SV Elversberg has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Dailon Ramadani puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at SV Elversberg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Thimothée Lo-Tutala

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. SV Elversberg have done the hard part with Hannover 96, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antoni Kozubal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Hamzat Ojediran

SV Elversberg asked and Bayern Munich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Pieter van Maarschalkerwaard and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matteo Maggio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no signature from Antoni Kozubal

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what SV Elversberg could get for him.

Market

The Mathieu Nguefack story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathieu Nguefack signs something — a contract at SV Elversberg or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

461 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jakob Lemmer

58 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. SV Elversberg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Timothy Turner asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at SV Elversberg

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Davinson Estupiñan's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; SV Elversberg are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Mustafa Sol was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jakob Sachse

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Nicolas Kristof story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nicolas Kristof signs something — a contract at SV Elversberg or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Timothy Turner asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

460 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at SV Elversberg has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

The dugout

Fabian Mrozek says SV Elversberg went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Antoni Kozubal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Severin Ottiger

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Matteo Maggio was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Nicolas Kristof knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nicolas Kristof trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

SV Elversberg and Severin Ottiger are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

The formation has left Didier Dawson behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. SV Elversberg will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Market

The Mathieu Nguefack story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathieu Nguefack signs something — a contract at SV Elversberg or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

458 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for SV Elversberg

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

SV Elversberg interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Match

Chastening afternoon for SV Elversberg

A 0‑3 beating by St. Pauli was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

SV Elversberg cannot find the net

8 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

22 days out for Marco Scholz after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. SV Elversberg will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Nicolas Kristof has been here 12 seasons

525 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

The dugout

Yme Bruinsma says SV Elversberg went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at SV Elversberg

Marc-Allan Fauben and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Nguefack is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

455 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for SV Elversberg

Position 18 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

9 matches without a win for SV Elversberg

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around SV Elversberg are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Marco Scholz out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason SV Elversberg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jakob Sachse asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Samo Matjaž keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” SV Elversberg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

5 matches without a goal for SV Elversberg

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for SV Elversberg against Holstein Kiel

0‑1 to Holstein Kiel, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

452 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at SV Elversberg spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jakob Lemmer

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. SV Elversberg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

7 matches without a win for SV Elversberg

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around SV Elversberg are no longer polite ones.

Market

Andrea Adorante asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Marc-Allan Fauben in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SV Elversberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mathieu Nguefack was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

The goals have deserted SV Elversberg

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at SV Elversberg can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

SV Elversberg come up short against SC Paderborn

SC Paderborn left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Djibril Sow

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

449 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

SV Elversberg spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Manuel Schupp asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for SV Elversberg

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around SV Elversberg are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at SV Elversberg

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Malik Olayiwola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

SV Elversberg and Nicolas Kristof are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Roberto López slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Roberto López is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

In brief

446 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Malik Olayiwola has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around SV Elversberg they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the SV Elversberg boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nicolas Kristof

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Malik Olayiwola signs for TSG Hoffenheim while still at SV Elversberg

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Malik Olayiwola has agreed terms with TSG Hoffenheim for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Nguefack is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nicolas Kristof

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolas Kristof, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

SV Elversberg face Magdeburg in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

Market

Talks stall between SV Elversberg and Antoni Kozubal

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

SV Elversberg sink to position 18

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

A hiding for SV Elversberg

Beaten 0‑3 by Nürnberg, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The wait goes on for SV Elversberg

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted SV Elversberg

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at SV Elversberg can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 137% of the SV Elversberg income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

Eyes on Timothy Turner again

The phone has started ringing about Timothy Turner again, and this time the name on the line is Hertha BSC. SV Elversberg are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Mariano Jaureguiberry makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Davis Rath
  • Boardroom Inquest at SV Elversberg
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the SV Elversberg board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Jakob Sachse asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Andrea Adorante

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andrea Adorante, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Mathieu Nguefack

7.37, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. SV Elversberg had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Thierno Bah is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Thierno Bah has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Match

SV Elversberg and St. Pauli cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. St. Pauli came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

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18 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for SV Elversberg

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Marc-Allan Fauben and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Antoni Kozubal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Malik Olayiwola beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

A promise honoured at SV Elversberg

Something was said to Julian Kania and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Match

Davinson Estupiñan rescues a point for SV Elversberg

It needed Davinson Estupiñan to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Eintracht Braunschweig, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Thierno Bah

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Nicolas Kristof

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

The dugout

Mathieu Nguefack knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mathieu Nguefack trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

437 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for SV Elversberg

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around SV Elversberg are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at SV Elversberg

Marc-Allan Fauben and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at SV Elversberg

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Nguefack is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Holstein Kiel take the points off SV Elversberg

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Severin Ottiger

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between SV Elversberg and Malik Olayiwola

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at SV Elversberg

14 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

434 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Nguefack is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Davis Rath

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Davis Rath, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Giuseppe Leone

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. SV Elversberg told Giuseppe Leone something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Malik Olayiwola asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Timothy Turner is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at SV Elversberg has been clear about where Timothy Turner stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

The Nicolas Kristof story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nicolas Kristof signs something — a contract at SV Elversberg or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Looking ahead

Mustafa Sol faces his old club

SC Paderborn next, and one man in the SV Elversberg dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

Malik Olayiwola runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs SV Elversberg money.

In brief

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30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Giuseppe Leone in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SV Elversberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nicolas Kristof

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolas Kristof, and the manager let it.

Match

SV Elversberg come up short against Preußen Münster

Preußen Münster left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

200 appearances for Severin Ottiger

200 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Boardroom

112% of the income goes out in wages at SV Elversberg

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Looking ahead

SV Elversberg take on the side everybody is chasing

Fortuna Düsseldorf arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

Squad

The formation has left Yme Bruinsma behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. SV Elversberg will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

428 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

9 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the SV Elversberg board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Player ratings

Edoardo Pierozzi goes up and wins it — 7.69

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.69 for the rest of it.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Antoni Kozubal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Nguefack is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Appearance number 400 for Nicolas Kristof

400 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Match

SV Elversberg find a way past Magdeburg

Magdeburg made SV Elversberg work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Home is on Mohamed Ali Ben Romdhane's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; SV Elversberg are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Still no ink between SV Elversberg and Diyae Jermoumi

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at SV Elversberg, another week without a signature from Diyae Jermoumi.

Market

No place for Djibril Sow in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Djibril Sow has his answer from SV Elversberg; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

427 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for SV Elversberg

A 0‑4 beating by FC Augsburg was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

The small margins put SV Elversberg out

Out, 0‑2 to Fortuna Düsseldorf, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Diyae Jermoumi gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Diyae Jermoumi has just signed for SV Elversberg, and for once the answer mattered.

The dugout

Dailon Ramadani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” SV Elversberg may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The wait goes on for SV Elversberg

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted SV Elversberg

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at SV Elversberg can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

David Lášek and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giuseppe Leone is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

In brief

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18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dailon Ramadani asks to leave SV Elversberg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at SV Elversberg

Malik Olayiwola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Antoni Kozubal would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Antoni Kozubal is living that version at SV Elversberg, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at SV Elversberg

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Giuseppe Leone

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Giuseppe Leone, and the manager let it.

Squad

6 new faces, and SV Elversberg are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

Still no ink between SV Elversberg and Edoardo Pierozzi

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at SV Elversberg, another week without a signature from Edoardo Pierozzi.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

419 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yaroslav Grebenkin

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. SV Elversberg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

SV Elversberg spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Finlay Neat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what SV Elversberg can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Finlay Neat frozen out at SV Elversberg

This is not rotation. Finlay Neat has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at SV Elversberg is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Mathieu Nguefack stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mathieu Nguefack and SV Elversberg agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at SV Elversberg

Malik Olayiwola and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Djomar Giersthove was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

SV Elversberg rebuffed over Sean Nilsen-Modebe

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Hannover 96 have kept their man, and SV Elversberg go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Talks stall between SV Elversberg and Nicolas Kristof

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vasilis Sourlis damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at SV Elversberg

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

SV Elversberg spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Djibril Sow puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at SV Elversberg, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

11 seasons of Nicolas Kristof

491 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and SV Elversberg know what they have.

Transfer targets

Matte Smets due for a SV Elversberg medical

Everything agreed with RB Leipzig, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Felix Winter turns down SV Elversberg

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Union Berlin keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A row about effort at SV Elversberg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jakob Sachse was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

SV Elversberg rebuffed over Arthur

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayer Leverkusen have kept their man, and SV Elversberg go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

413 Edition

The SV Elversberg Gazette

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vasilis Sourlis damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Vasilis Sourlis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what SV Elversberg can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Felix Winter is a medical away from SV Elversberg

The deal with Union Berlin is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Kauã Prates turns down SV Elversberg

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Borussia Dortmund keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words at SV Elversberg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Djomar Giersthove is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Matías Pecile has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether SV Elversberg can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Matías Pecile in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SV Elversberg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at SV Elversberg

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Mathieu Nguefack knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mathieu Nguefack trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief