Michael Collodi

Goalkeeper - Ibiza
18 Jun 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Collodi

98 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: David Del Pozo out for 78 days

78 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ibiza lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Unai Medina out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ibiza will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tao Paradowski agrees terms with Ourense CF

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Ibiza people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Burgos come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Ibiza did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Álvaro Fernández hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Dani González due for a Ibiza medical

Everything agreed with Osasuna, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Ibiza make their move for Diego Llorente

$270.0K on the table at Betis. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Bébé and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Alavés join the queue for Tamir Glazer

Add another name to the list: Alavés have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Tamir Glazer. The answer from Ibiza has not changed — yet.

In brief

Back issues
88 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ibiza spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

7 matches without a win for Ibiza

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ibiza are no longer polite ones.

Market

Santiago Müller is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ibiza is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Ignacio Gutiérrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Ibiza

Tarazona next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

Match

Ibiza rescue it on 92 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 92. Atlético Madrileño had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ignacio Gutiérrez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ignacio Gutiérrez, and the manager let it.

Squad

Michael Collodi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ibiza know it.

Match

Ibiza share the spoils with Atlético Madrileño

A 2‑2 draw with Atlético Madrileño leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

81 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ibiza taken apart

0‑3 to Sabadell, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

8 saves: Ramón Juan was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 8 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Jacob Morales falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Ignacio Gutiérrez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Ignacio Gutiérrez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ibiza dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Michael Collodi wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ibiza can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Mateo Molina: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Sergio Busquets asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

80 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rodin Quiñónes yet — 7.87

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.87 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Michael Collodi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ibiza can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 4 in, 3 out at Ibiza

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 4 arrived, 3 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Match

At last: Ibiza win one

8 matches without a win, and then this, against CE Europa. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Héctor Fort deal

Ibiza ran out of time with Real Sociedad. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Market

Santiago Müller has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ibiza they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Bébé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Dmitry Rybchinskiy's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ibiza are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Jacob Morales falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

70 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Sergio Fretes out for 24 days

24 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ibiza lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

The wait goes on for Ibiza

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ibiza

Bébé and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Ibiza cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

Betis Deportivo take the points off Ibiza

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The game went through Pau Martínez — 6.99

Marked 6.99 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Home is on Michael Collodi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ibiza are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Tao Paradowski has seen enough of Mérida

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Ibiza, and 7 appearances in 21 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Mateo Molina left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

63 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sergio Fretes damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mounir Errahaly asks to leave Ibiza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Iago Indias says Ibiza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Santiago Müller has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ibiza they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Bébé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gastón Tedesco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Michael Collodi wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ibiza can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

No place for Issam Cheikh in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Issam Cheikh has his answer from Ibiza; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Looking ahead

Javi Eslava goes back to face CE Europa

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Javi Eslava’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Ibiza needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

52 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Davo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ibiza, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Álvaro Fernández

Ibiza and Real Avilés have settled on $530.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

Bébé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Ibiza rebuffed over Leonardo Spinazzola

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Napoli have kept their man, and Ibiza go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Michael Collodi wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ibiza can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Ibiza

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

This league is too small for Adrián Spörle

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Ibiza will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Èric Monjonell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Davo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Davo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

43 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Ibiza

Darío Rostagno and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rodin Quiñónes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Bébé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Michael Collodi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ibiza are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Davo keeps scoring at Arenas Club

18 appearances away from home and 10 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ibiza

Something was said to Bradley de Jesus and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

35 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Darío Rostagno in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ibiza this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bradley de Jesus is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Time is catching up with Bébé

Everybody at Ibiza saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 36 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Squad

Home is on Michael Collodi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ibiza are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Ibiza keep their word to Darío Rostagno

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fran Castillo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Loan watch The goals keep arriving from Davo’s exile
  • The dugout Youssef Oggadi has been promised minutes
  • The dugout Michael Collodi knocks on the manager’s door
  • Looking ahead Looking ahead: Marbella at home
26 Edition

The Ibiza Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Iván Ferrer out for 23 days

23 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ibiza lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Youssef Oggadi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ibiza may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Darío Rostagno due for a Ibiza medical

Everything agreed with Estudiantes, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Mateo Benegas will not be coming to Ibiza

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Ferro Carril Oeste is saying, and nobody at Ibiza is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A move Michael Collodi would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Michael Collodi is living that version at Ibiza, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Camilo Viganoni

Ibiza asked and Tigre said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ibiza against Atlético Madrileño

0‑1 to Atlético Madrileño, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Bébé beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Ibiza

Bébé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Ibiza training over how hard people work
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Transfer targets Ibiza try to borrow Ivo Mammini
23 Edition

The FC Dallas Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the FC Dallas board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Dallas

Daniel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Real improvement from Nicholas Simmonds at FC Dallas

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Nicholas Simmonds is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Home is on Anderson Julio's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; FC Dallas are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Daniel has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at FC Dallas will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Slade Starnes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Slade Starnes, and the manager let it.

Squad

The formation has left Raul Aguilera behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. FC Dallas will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Álvaro Augusto is still paying for one afternoon at FC Dallas

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Anderson Julio knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at FC Dallas, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief