Ignacio Schneider

Central Midfielder - Plaza Colonia
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ignacio Schneider

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12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Pablo Diaz out for 108 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Plaza Colonia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Manuel Ayala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Facundo Lopez

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luis Piedrahita is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ignacio Schneider at his very best

Marked 8.81. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Plaza Colonia.

Squad

Facundo Lopez is carrying Plaza Colonia

5 goals and a season average of 7.41. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Plaza Colonia hit back inside 3 minutes

Rampla Juniors held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Plaza Colonia answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Match

Ignacio Schneider rescues a point for Plaza Colonia

It needed Ignacio Schneider to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Rampla Juniors, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Tacuarembo expected to open talks for Henry Rochón

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Plaza Colonia will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

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Player ratings

Age has not caught Mateo Molinari yet — 7.89

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Facundo Lopez

Marked 9.51 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Luis Piedrahita falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Plaza Colonia get the job done against Progreso

A 1‑0 win over Progreso, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Tempers go at Plaza Colonia

Nicolas Rios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Facundo Lopez is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

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24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Manuel Ayala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Plaza Colonia against River Plate

1‑3 to River Plate, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luis Piedrahita is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Máximo Lorenzi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Facundo Lopez

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schneider

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Plaza Colonia pick somebody else ahead of Diego Núñez

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

The Kevin Morgan question follows Plaza Colonia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kevin Morgan’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Luis Piedrahita leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

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Player ratings

Both of them Luis Piedrahita's — 9.49

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.49, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Máximo Lorenzi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luis Piedrahita is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Plaza Colonia see off Colon

Three points for Plaza Colonia, 2‑1 the final word against Colon in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Facundo Lopez

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Facundo Lopez at his very best

Marked 8.71. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Plaza Colonia.

Squad

Nicolas Rios signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicolas Rios and Plaza Colonia agree another 4 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Ignacio Schneider

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ignacio Schneider, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 99% of everything Plaza Colonia earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

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5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Juan Ignacio Bircher damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Plaza Colonia throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Rentistas the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Plaza Colonia will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Facundo Lopez, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.81

A mark of 8.81 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Manuel Ayala yet — 8.60

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.60 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Diego Núñez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Diego Núñez and Plaza Colonia agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Plaza Colonia

Manuel Ayala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Facundo Lopez is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.02 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Plaza Colonia know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Facundo Lopez

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Plaza Colonia share the spoils with Rentistas

A 2‑2 draw with Rentistas leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

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15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Juan Ignacio Bircher damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Manuel Ayala, 33, rolls back the years — 8.22

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.22 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Henry Rochón has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Plaza Colonia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Manuel Ayala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Plaza Colonia

12 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luis Piedrahita is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Manuel Ayala’s goal not enough for Plaza Colonia

Manuel Ayala scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Deportivo Maldonado, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

Federico Mendez steps up from the Plaza Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Federico Mendez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Plaza Colonia promote Jonathan Pereira from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jonathan Pereira has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

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28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Nunez damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ignacio Schneider keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Plaza Colonia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Diego Núñez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

574 Edition

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27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Santiago Hernandez

100 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Plaza Colonia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Plaza Colonia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Plaza Colonia

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Kevin Morgan keeps Plaza Colonia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gaston Viera: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Plaza Colonia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Diego Núñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Mateo Molinari was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schneider runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aldo Morel

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

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13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Facundo Lopez breaks Rentistas hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Facundo Lopez scored in the 86th minute, Rentistas had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Plaza Colonia took the lot.

Player ratings

Facundo Lopez, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 9.20

A mark of 9.20 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kevin Morgan

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

Plaza Colonia supporters have found a favourite in Facundo Lopez

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Facundo Lopez has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Plaza Colonia. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Squad

No hiding place for Manuel Ayala

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Manuel Ayala, and the manager let it.

Market

Colon join the queue for Henry Rochón

Add another name to the list: Colon have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Henry Rochón. The answer from Plaza Colonia has not changed — yet.

Match

Plaza Colonia see off Rentistas

Three points for Plaza Colonia, 1‑0 the final word against Rentistas in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ignacio Schneider at his very best

Marked 8.37. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Plaza Colonia.

In brief

569 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kevin Morgan

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Facundo Lopez at 21 — 7.67

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Facundo Lopez did not need any: 7.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Plaza Colonia make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Plaza Colonia have 4 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ignacio Schneider at his very best

Marked 8.87. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Plaza Colonia.

Match

Plaza Colonia get the job done against La Luz

A 1‑0 win over La Luz, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joaquín García

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Manuel Idiarte in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tomás Cantera is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Mateo Molinari was immovable

16 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

567 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Plaza Colonia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Luis Varela breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Facundo Lopez, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.60

A mark of 7.60 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Kevin Morgan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kevin Morgan and Plaza Colonia agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

At 21, Facundo Lopez is already the best thing here

An average of 7.04 in a first team he is several years too young for. Plaza Colonia have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Plaza Colonia

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Manuel Ayala sends Plaza Colonia past Albion

It finished 1‑0, and it was Manuel Ayala’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Plaza Colonia.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manuel Ayala

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

566 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Plaza Colonia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Luis Varela breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Plaza Colonia strike at the death to beat River Plate

There were 87 minutes on the clock and River Plate had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Plaza Colonia did not stop to explain themselves.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Plaza Colonia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Plaza Colonia is running low.

Player ratings

A brace, and Joaquín García takes the afternoon — 8.66

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Joaquín García provided it, and the 8.66 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Facundo Lopez at 21 — 7.66

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Facundo Lopez did not need any: 7.66, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Gonzalo Pérez says Plaza Colonia went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Máximo Lorenzi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

565 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Diego Núñez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manuel Ayala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Juan Ignacio Bircher in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Ignacio Bircher

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Plaza Colonia and Tacuarembo

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

562 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Plaza Colonia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kevin Morgan

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Plaza Colonia sink to position 12

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Plaza Colonia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Plaza Colonia is running low.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Diego Núñez yet — 8.76

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.76 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The wait goes on for Plaza Colonia

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Diego Núñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A move Ivan Rios would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ivan Rios is living that version at Plaza Colonia, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief

560 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Facundo Lopez at 21 — 9.03

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Facundo Lopez did not need any: 9.03, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Kevin Morgan keeps Plaza Colonia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Henry Rochón

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Henry Rochón will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Plaza Colonia the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Plaza Colonia's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Plaza Colonia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Facundo Lopez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Facundo Lopez commits to Plaza Colonia for another 4 years.

In brief

557 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 91 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 91 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Plaza Colonia

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Facundo Lopez, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.60

A mark of 8.60 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Tempers go at Plaza Colonia

Máximo Lorenzi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

Plaza Colonia supporters have found a favourite in Facundo Lopez

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Facundo Lopez has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Plaza Colonia hit back inside 3 minutes

Central Espanol held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Plaza Colonia answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Squad

Words at Plaza Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tomás Cantera is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Kevin Morgan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Plaza Colonia and Central Espanol take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

555 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Plaza Colonia's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Plaza Colonia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Kevin Morgan keeps Plaza Colonia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Diego Núñez yet — 8.71

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.71 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Diego Núñez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No time for Oriental to settle

The goal that put Oriental ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Plaza Colonia equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

In brief

554 Edition

The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Plaza Colonia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

No end in sight to Plaza Colonia's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Plaza Colonia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Pavel Núñez damages knee ligaments — 112 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 112 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Manuel Ayala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Plaza Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Manuel Monzeglio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Plaza Colonia come up short against Albion

Albion left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

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The Plaza Colonia Chronicle

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From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Diego Villalba damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Plaza Colonia's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Plaza Colonia has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

12 academy players handed senior numbers at Plaza Colonia

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mateo Molinari

20 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Market

Joaquin Suarez steps up from the Plaza Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Joaquin Suarez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Plaza Colonia promote Mathias Nunez from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mathias Nunez has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Federico Gomez joins the Plaza Colonia first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Federico Gomez is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Santiago Hernandez steps up from the Plaza Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Santiago Hernandez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Manuel Ayala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Plaza Colonia spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Plaza Colonia are in real trouble now

Position 13, 19 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Plaza Colonia

Gonzalo Pérez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief