Bautista Agostinelli

Central Defender - Free Agent
18 Sep 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Bautista Agostinelli

344 Edition

The Karlsruher SC Gazette

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Karlsruher SC boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jan-Christoph Bartels

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Nico Vidic asks to leave Karlsruher SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

29 days out for Patrick Bauer after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Karlsruher SC will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Bautista Agostinelli: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Karlsruher SC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Karlsruher SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Max Geschwill is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Karlsruher SC

Wiktor Długosz and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Karlsruher SC see off Dynamo Dresden

Three points for Karlsruher SC, 1‑0 the final word against Dynamo Dresden in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

Enzo Franco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
337 Edition

The Karlsruher SC Gazette

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Alynho Haïdara is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and St. Pauli waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Karlsruher SC is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

84 days out for Patrick Bauer after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Karlsruher SC will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Wisler Lazarre has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Karlsruher SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

An offer of $2.0M for Ameen Al-Dakhil

Karlsruher SC have gone to Nürnberg with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Rijk Janse is a medical away from Karlsruher SC

The deal with Darmstadt 98 is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Bautista Agostinelli asks to leave Karlsruher SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The drought breaks for Karlsruher SC

8 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and SV Elversberg were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Boardroom

Wisler Lazarre has agreed to leave Karlsruher SC for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Transfer targets

An offer of $400.0K for Ismael Saibari

Karlsruher SC have gone to Bayern Munich with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

In brief

333 Edition

The Karlsruher SC Gazette

13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Bauer breaks a bone — 112 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 112 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Bautista Agostinelli asks to leave Karlsruher SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Tom Bayliss: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Karlsruher SC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Karlsruher SC

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Karlsruher SC

Mohammad Mahmoud was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Karlsruher SC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mike Themsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maxwell Gyamfi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Karlsruher SC and Bilal Fofana

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Karlsruher SC

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

  • The dugout Mike Themsen knocks on the manager’s door
  • The dugout the manager on the point
  • Match Point won or two lost for Karlsruher SC?
297 Edition

The Karlsruher SC Gazette

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Karlsruher SC interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Market

Sergey Nikolaev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Karlsruher SC can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Ishé Samuels-Smith goes up and wins it — 7.78

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.78 for the rest of it.

The dugout

Bautista Agostinelli keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Karlsruher SC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sergey Nikolaev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Karlsruher SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Karlsruher SC

Bas Evers was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ishé Samuels-Smith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Thomas Kastanaras sends Karlsruher SC past Eintracht Braunschweig

It finished 3‑1, and it was Thomas Kastanaras’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Karlsruher SC.

The dugout

Bas Evers gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

277 Edition

The Karlsruher SC Gazette

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Wisler Lazarre

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Wisler Lazarre will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Karlsruher SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A row about effort at Karlsruher SC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Henok Teklab was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Erhan Mašović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Karlsruher SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Karlsruher SC are still strangers to each other

14 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything Karlsruher SC earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Krzysztof Kurowski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock does Ville Koski’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Karlsruher SC could ask drops and the wages Ville Koski can ask rise.

The dugout

Krzysztof Kurowski has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Karlsruher SC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Erhan Mašović wants to know why he earns less

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and Karlsruher SC have no good answer.

In brief