Keni Cagi

Left Midfielder - Uni-X Labs
4 Dec 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Keni Cagi

54 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No mercy from Uni-X Labs

Lokomotiv Gomel will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Uni-X Labs were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Evgeniy Voyna puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Both of them Denis Khvostovich's — 8.70

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.70, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Maxim Mitskevich, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.68

A mark of 7.68 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Nikita Chevankov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

6 goals as Uni-X Labs and Lokomotiv Gomel go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Uni-X Labs and Lokomotiv Gomel, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Pavel Klenje

Marked 9.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Timofey Statkevich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ville Nilsson

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

Back issues
53 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Pavel Klenje puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

5 matches without a win for Uni-X Labs

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Uni-X Labs are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Daniil Barinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Uni-X Labs and Ostrovets go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Uni-X Labs and Ostrovets, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Denis Khvostovich’s goal not enough for Uni-X Labs

Denis Khvostovich scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Ostrovets, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Evgeniy Voyna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Dmitriy Turovets

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitriy Turovets, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Denis Khvostovich

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Keni Cagi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Keni Cagi and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

41 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Archil Chakvetadze hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Maxim Volodko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Uni-X Labs have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Evgeniy Voyna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Pavel Klenje the difference as Uni-X Labs beat Lokomotiv Gomel

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Pavel Klenje. 2‑1 against Lokomotiv Gomel, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Evgeniy Voyna gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Denis Khvostovich could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

31 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Evgeniy Voyna hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Daniil Barinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Pavel Klenje

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pavel Klenje, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 107% of everything Uni-X Labs earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Keni Cagi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Roman Sidorovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Roman Sidorovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

28 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavel Klenje puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Cliques at Uni-X Labs

It is the quietest kind of dressing-room problem and the one that lasts longest, because nobody has done anything anyone can be disciplined for. 2 players sit outside all 3 groups entirely, which is the detail that tends to matter.

Squad

Timofey Statkevich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Timofey Statkevich commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

In brief

23 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavel Klenje asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Daniil Barinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Denis Khvostovich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Denis Khvostovich, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Pillay is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Uni-X Labs and Maxim Mitskevich

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Somebody is after Pavel Klenje’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Pavel Klenje suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Uni-X Labs have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief