James Tendoh

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23 Jul 2034
Sunday
Process

Marked for James Tendoh

414 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Ogbe Apeh damages knee ligaments — 111 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 111 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Achille Fokem signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Achille Fokem and Unisport Bafang agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Unisport Bafang sign 5 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Kamel Belmiloud knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The James Tendoh question follows Unisport Bafang around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with James Tendoh’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

Back issues
411 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jean Moukoudi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nitai Greis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

410 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jean Toko-Ekambi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Franck Tientcheu and Unisport Bafang agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

406 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

8 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jean Toko-Ekambi asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kabelo Moagi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kabelo Moagi and Unisport Bafang agree another 4 years.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

402 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

10 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohamed El Shenawy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gilbert Ngaffa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Unisport Bafang will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

398 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

13 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Ogbe Apeh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Unisport Bafang may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Armel Ndong Nze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

394 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kamel Belmiloud says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Unisport Bafang

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Canon Yaounde

0‑1 to Canon Yaounde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Kazobar Kasongo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kazobar Kasongo, and the manager let it.

In brief

390 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

16 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Cruel end for Aigle Royal de Moungo as Unisport Bafang pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Unisport Bafang scored in the 94th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

Nitai Greis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Unisport Bafang have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Both of them Kabelo Moagi's — 8.24

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.24, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Unisport Bafang get the job done against Aigle Royal de Moungo

A 2‑1 win over Aigle Royal de Moungo, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

David Ogbe Apeh dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

When it matters, Bayanda Zulu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The James Tendoh talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Unisport Bafang know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Silas Nwankwo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

386 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

19 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Unisport Bafang taken apart

1‑4 to Aigle Royal de la Menoua, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nitai Greis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kabelo Moagi

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Unisport Bafang

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

382 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

21 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Edgar Ntcham out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kessel Willy Monkam says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Nitai Greis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nitai Greis, and the manager let it.

Match

Kazobar Kasongo rescues a point for Unisport Bafang

It needed Kazobar Kasongo to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against PWD Bamenda, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

380 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

7 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Edgar Ntcham out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Achille Fokem yet — 7.95

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.95 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mohamed El Shenawy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Unisport Bafang have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Jean Moukoudi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Franck Tientcheu and Unisport Bafang agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

379 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

31 Oct 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Bayanda Zulu keeps Unisport Bafang in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Edgar Ntcham out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

David Ngameni the difference as Unisport Bafang beat Panthere du Nde

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Ngameni. 1‑0 against Panthere du Nde, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Aderemi Adeoye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Franck Tientcheu was immovable

16 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

378 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

24 Oct 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nicolas Oyongo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kazobar Kasongo’s goal not enough for Unisport Bafang

Kazobar Kasongo scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Colombe du Dja et Lobo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Bayanda Zulu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bayanda Zulu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Gilbert Ngaffa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gilbert Ngaffa commits to Unisport Bafang for another 1 years.

Squad

Costly mistake from Bayanda Zulu

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Bayanda Zulu knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

374 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

26 Sep 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

David Ogbe Apeh breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bayanda Zulu

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Unisport Bafang

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Dynamo Douala

0‑1 to Dynamo Douala, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Achille Fokem — 6.72

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 9 actions, 6.72, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bayanda Zulu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The James Tendoh talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Unisport Bafang know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

370 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

29 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kabelo Moagi

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Unisport Bafang lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

David Ogbe Apeh breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

366 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

1 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kabelo Moagi damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules David Ogbe Apeh out for 74 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kessel Willy Monkam keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Unisport Bafang may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

362 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

4 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kabelo Moagi damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules David Ogbe Apeh out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kazobar Kasongo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kazobar Kasongo and Unisport Bafang agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

$2.2M on the table at Unisport Bafang

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Market

Unisport Bafang sign Andre Mabouka, one for the future

Andre Mabouka is 19, and Unisport Bafang have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Boardroom

Unisport Bafang sign 5 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Market

Nobody at Unisport Bafang has picked up the phone to Kazobar Kasongo

49 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Market

James Tendoh linked with a move away

The name of James Tendoh keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Unisport Bafang say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

360 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

20 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kabelo Moagi damages knee ligaments — 87 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 87 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

358 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

6 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kabelo Moagi damages knee ligaments — 101 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 101 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Siyabonga Mkhize hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Silas Nwankwo commits to Unisport Bafang for another 2 years.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$2.2M on the table at Unisport Bafang

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Squad

Nitai Greis loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Nitai Greis. Unisport Bafang will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

357 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

30 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kabelo Moagi damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Clinton Siani out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Unisport Bafang up to position 3

45 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

In brief

356 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

23 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kabelo Moagi damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

355 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jean Moukoudi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Siyabonga Mkhize

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Siyabonga Mkhize will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Unisport Bafang the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

354 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kessel Willy Monkam says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Nitai Greis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nitai Greis and Unisport Bafang agree another 4 years.

In brief

353 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

2 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Unisport Bafang refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 45 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Nitai Greis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nitai Greis and Unisport Bafang agree another 4 years.

In brief

352 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

25 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Bayanda Zulu says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

350 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kamel Belmiloud: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Unisport Bafang have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

349 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

4 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Unisport Bafang are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 45 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Jean Toko-Ekambi asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

347 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

21 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 81 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Mohamed El Shenawy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Unisport Bafang may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Jean Moukoudi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

346 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

14 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

344 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Unisport Bafang count the cost of losing Achille Fokem

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Unisport Bafang see off Fauve Azur Elite

Three points for Unisport Bafang, 1‑0 the final word against Fauve Azur Elite in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

David Ogbe Apeh takes the honours

Marked 7.79 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Unisport Bafang had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

Kabelo Moagi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Franck Tientcheu

Defensive actions: 13. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

343 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kessel Willy Monkam out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Gilbert Ngaffa: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Unisport Bafang have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Siyabonga Mkhize

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Siyabonga Mkhize will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Unisport Bafang the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kabelo Moagi

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Tendoh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

342 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Siyabonga Mkhize out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Canon Yaounde

0‑1 to Canon Yaounde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Olivier Mabouka out for 47 days

The medical room confirms 47 days on the sidelines for Olivier Mabouka, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

No place for Kamel Belmiloud on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Unisport Bafang pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kabelo Moagi

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

James Tendoh linked with a move away

The name of James Tendoh keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Unisport Bafang say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Tony Ngani Kameni leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Tony Ngani Kameni leaves Unisport Bafang the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Unisport Bafang put Jean Toko-Ekambi up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Jean Toko-Ekambi may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

340 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bayanda Zulu

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

10 unbeaten for Unisport Bafang

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Unisport Bafang did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Franck Tientcheu yet — 8.34

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.34 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Unisport Bafang can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Achille Fokem out for 47 days

The medical room confirms 47 days on the sidelines for Achille Fokem, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Unisport Bafang find a way past Panthere du Nde

Panthere du Nde made Unisport Bafang work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Tony Ngani Kameni attracts admirers

The name of Tony Ngani Kameni has come up in conversations Unisport Bafang were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

338 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Silas Nwankwo, 37, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Unisport Bafang cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Unisport Bafang find a way past Aigle Royal de Moungo

Aigle Royal de Moungo made Unisport Bafang work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Nitai Greis

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Nitai Greis.

Squad

No hiding place for Junior Rostand M'baï

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Junior Rostand M'baï, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Kabelo Moagi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

James Tendoh linked with a move away

The name of James Tendoh keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Unisport Bafang say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

337 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Unisport Bafang refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 32 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Achille Fokem, 33, rolls back the years — 8.22

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.22 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Jean Toko-Ekambi asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Unisport Bafang turn down Aigle Royal de Moungo for Tony Ngani Kameni

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Whatever happens, Unisport Bafang do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Tendoh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Unisport Bafang get the job done against Gazelle Garoua

A 2‑0 win over Gazelle Garoua, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Ogbe Apeh

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

336 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Bayanda Zulu keeps Unisport Bafang in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Unisport Bafang do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aderemi Adeoye

20 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kamel Belmiloud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Unisport Bafang find a way past Cotonsport Garoua

Cotonsport Garoua made Unisport Bafang work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Eyes on Tony Ngani Kameni again

The phone has started ringing about Tony Ngani Kameni again, and this time the name on the line is Aigle Royal de Moungo. Unisport Bafang are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for David Ogbe Apeh

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. David Ogbe Apeh has come out of that comparison in the side, and Unisport Bafang have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for James Tendoh

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

335 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bayanda Zulu

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Junior Rostand M'baï says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Nicolas Oyongo asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Tendoh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Ogbe Apeh

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

334 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Nitai Greis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nitai Greis, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from James Tendoh

Marked 8.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Kabelo Moagi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Unisport Bafang pick somebody else ahead of Kamel Belmiloud

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

333 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Bayanda Zulu keeps Unisport Bafang in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to David Ogbe Apeh

A mark of 7.41, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Kamel Belmiloud dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

David Ogbe Apeh rescues a point for Unisport Bafang

It needed David Ogbe Apeh to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Fortuna Mfou, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Mohamed El Shenawy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

332 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Unisport Bafang refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 23 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Unisport Bafang find a way past Stade Renard de Melong

Stade Renard de Melong made Unisport Bafang work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to David Ogbe Apeh

A mark of 7.75, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Andre Aboubakar signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Andre Aboubakar and Unisport Bafang agree another 3 years.

Squad

Unisport Bafang pick somebody else ahead of Kamel Belmiloud

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

Kakha Tsitaishvili told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Kakha Tsitaishvili has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Unisport Bafang.

Market

The Nitai Greis question follows Unisport Bafang around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nitai Greis’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

331 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Dylan Kouam Mbappe scores twice — 8.09

Two goals and a mark of 8.09 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Jean Toko-Ekambi asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kabelo Moagi pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Unisport Bafang see off Fauve Azur Elite

Three points for Unisport Bafang, 2‑1 the final word against Fauve Azur Elite in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

329 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Nitai Greis keeps Unisport Bafang in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Kamel Belmiloud

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kamel Belmiloud, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Franck Tientcheu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Aderemi Adeoye

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Terence Ngankam was immovable

13 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Point won or two lost for Unisport Bafang?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Canon Yaounde? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

The James Tendoh question follows Unisport Bafang around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with James Tendoh’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

326 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wants to play Unisport Bafang right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Tendoh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Silas Nwankwo sends Unisport Bafang past Colombe du Dja et Lobo

It finished 2‑0, and it was Silas Nwankwo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Unisport Bafang.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kabelo Moagi

Marked 8.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Giovanni Abata Angoula shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

325 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bayanda Zulu

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Unisport Bafang win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Aigle Royal de Moungo will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kabelo Moagi sends Unisport Bafang past Aigle Royal de Moungo

It finished 1‑0, and it was Kabelo Moagi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Unisport Bafang.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

324 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The small margins put Unisport Bafang out

Out, 0‑1 to Dynamo Douala, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

David Ngameni: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Unisport Bafang have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Bayanda Zulu keeps Unisport Bafang in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for James Tendoh

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Match

David Ogbe Apeh the difference as Unisport Bafang beat Gazelle Garoua

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Ogbe Apeh. 1‑0 against Gazelle Garoua, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Kabelo Moagi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Nitai Greis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Unisport Bafang know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Franck Tientcheu

Defensive actions: 11. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

323 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bayanda Zulu

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Unisport Bafang — 7.51

1 for Aderemi Adeoye, marked 7.51, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Market

Jean Toko-Ekambi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Aderemi Adeoye among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Aderemi Adeoye on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Unisport Bafang and Cotonsport Garoua.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Silas Nwankwo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Unisport Bafang share the spoils with Cotonsport Garoua

A 3‑3 draw with Cotonsport Garoua leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Achille Fokem changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Unisport Bafang had a different afternoon.

In brief

322 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bayanda Zulu

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Tendoh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Kamel Belmiloud

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kamel Belmiloud, and the manager let it.

Match

No time for Dynamo Douala to settle

The goal that put Dynamo Douala ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Unisport Bafang equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Match

Honours even between Unisport Bafang and Dynamo Douala

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

321 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Silas Nwankwo yet — 8.34

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.34 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

So close: Tony Ngani Kameni’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Aigle Royal de Moungo moved on, Tony Ngani Kameni reports back to Unisport Bafang, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Achille Fokem the difference as Unisport Bafang beat Aigle Royal de la Menoua

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Achille Fokem. 2‑1 against Aigle Royal de la Menoua, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for David Ogbe Apeh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Ogbe Apeh, and the manager let it.

Squad

Nitai Greis dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

Kamel Belmiloud asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kabelo Moagi

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The James Tendoh question follows Unisport Bafang around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with James Tendoh’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

320 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Unisport Bafang's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Unisport Bafang has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Siyabonga Mkhize’s move to Victoria United falls through

The deal that would have taken Siyabonga Mkhize to Victoria United has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Unisport Bafang with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Silas Nwankwo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for James Tendoh

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Tendoh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Kabelo Moagi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Fortuna Mfou

0‑1 to Fortuna Mfou, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Mohamed El Shenawy signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mohamed El Shenawy and Unisport Bafang agree another 2 years.

Market

The Nitai Greis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Unisport Bafang know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

317 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Franck Tientcheu

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Unisport Bafang lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Silas Nwankwo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Tendoh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief