Rúben Ribeiro

Right Wingback - Portimonense
18 Sep 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Rúben Ribeiro

111 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Fabijan Buntić

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Welat Cagro out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Portimonense will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

7 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Sidney Osei: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Valentín Delfino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Issa Doumbia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Porto take the points off Portimonense

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Marlon Júnior wants to come home

“I did not go to Famalicao to sit and watch. I want to come back to Portimonense and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Issa Doumbia

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

  • Player ratings A day to forget for Jotavê
  • Player ratings Rúben Ribeiro could not find anything
  • Player ratings An afternoon Jardeu will want back
Back issues
105 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ricardo Silva breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Marlon Júnior hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Sidney Osei is a Portimonense player

The fee is $1.1M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Maritimo drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Joaquín Correa is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Issa Doumbia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Issa Doumbia has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

96 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rúben Ribeiro hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Portimonense training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xavier is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

84 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Boris Radunović

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Portimonense lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Issa Doumbia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Portimonense training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Demir Ege Tıknaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dânio Djassi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Issa Doumbia

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

78 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jarleysom hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nahuel Cáceres keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Boris Radunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Francisco Machado gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Francisco Machado has just signed for Portimonense, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Portimonense training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Demir Ege Tıknaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tiago Mamede at his very best

Marked 8.46. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Portimonense.

Match

No time for Famalicao to settle

The goal that put Famalicao ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Portimonense equalised, 2 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Match

Tiago Mamede rescues a point for Portimonense

It needed Tiago Mamede to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Famalicao, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Issa Doumbia

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

73 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Midana Cassamá puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Boris Radunović keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Boris Radunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Portimonense training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Demir Ege Tıknaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Braga take the points off Portimonense

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Midana Cassamá

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Midana Cassamá, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Issa Doumbia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Facundo Milán never got going

5.42 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

Rúben Ribeiro could not find anything

5.49. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

70 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jarleysom puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Luka Petrič keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Issa Doumbia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Demir Ege Tıknaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Demir Ege Tıknaz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Demir Ege Tıknaz, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Issa Doumbia

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

51 Edition

The Farense Chronicle

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Farense

Gabriel Barbosa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Business is business: Rúben Ribeiro goes

Portimonense paid $490.0K and Farense took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Business is business: Kauan Firmino goes

Portimonense paid $220.0K and Farense took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

In brief

51 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Elijah Benedict damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rúben Ribeiro is a Portimonense player

The fee is $490.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Farense drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Portimonense sign Kauan Firmino for $220.0K

The paperwork is done: Kauan Firmino joins from Farense in a deal worth $220.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jarleysom gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Portimonense training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xavier is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

49 Edition

The Farense Chronicle

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Farense put Daniel Teixeira on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

So close: Rúben Ribeiro’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Oliveirense moved on, Rúben Ribeiro reports back to Farense, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Words at Farense training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cláudio Falcão is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Farense

Gonçalo Silva was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Farense academy

7 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Squad

Yannick Semedo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Nermin Zolotić exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Nermin Zolotić is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Boardroom

Farense pull $218.8K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The Gabriel Barbosa story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Gabriel Barbosa signs something — a contract at Farense or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Market Tomé Sousa slips out the side door
  • Boardroom Farense were not finished after all
47 Edition

The Farense Chronicle

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joseph Nduquidi is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Farense

Gabriel Barbosa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sarpreet Singh has improved at 28, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

15 Edition

The Farense Chronicle

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cláudio Falcão

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Farense lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Cláudio Falcão in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Farense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sarpreet Singh’s goal not enough for Farense

Sarpreet Singh scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Sporting CP B, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Nermin Zolotić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nermin Zolotić, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Sarpreet Singh at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Farense.

Squad

Remi Matthews falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief