David Kalama

Central Defender - Bidco United
26 Jan 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for David Kalama

26 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules David Kalama out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

John Kelwishi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Barou Sanogo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
25 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules David Kalama out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Barou Sanogo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

24 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules David Kalama out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Barou Sanogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brian Okeyo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

23 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules David Kalama out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

John Otieno asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

John Kelwishi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Barou Sanogo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ntisikelelo Mbele signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ntisikelelo Mbele commits to Bidco United for another 3 years.

Market

Brahim Sabaouni linked with a move away

The name of Brahim Sabaouni keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

22 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Kalama breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Francis Chege: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Barou Sanogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work
18 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Kalama: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Barou Sanogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

89% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

11 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Daniel Kakai was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Barou Sanogo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, John Kelwishi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief