Francis Chege

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82 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

David Kalama asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michael Bodo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bidco United see off KCB

Three points for Bidco United, 1‑0 the final word against KCB in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Michael Bodo dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

Matthew Acton has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bidco United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues could not find anything

5.23. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Market

The Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bidco United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

An afternoon Francis Chege will want back

Marked 5.80. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

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The Bidco United Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Clinton Asiago damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Richard Matloga

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Adama Traoré the difference as Bidco United beat Kariobangi Sharks

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Adama Traoré. 1‑0 against Kariobangi Sharks, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

Samuel Olunga attracts admirers

The name of Samuel Olunga has come up in conversations Bidco United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Adama Traoré stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.62 on the card, and the Bidco United support went home talking about one name.

Boardroom

Bidco United sign 4 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Player ratings

Francis Chege could not find anything

5.67. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

43 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Francis Chege says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gede Aditya Juliantara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bidco United come up short against APS Bomet

APS Bomet left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

An afternoon Adama Traoré will want back

Marked 5.43. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

41 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Bidco United bow out of the cup

AFC Leopards go through and Bidco United go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

David Kalama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Oshobe Oladele

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bidco United and Posta Rangers cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Posta Rangers came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

Lawrence Kibet never got going

5.38 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

14 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 97 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 97 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Francis Chege says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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