Telvin Irungu

Defensive Midfielder - Muranga Seal
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Telvin Irungu

105 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Muranga Seal boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Price Omenda frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Price Omenda has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Sofapaka tell Muranga Seal: Michael Mukangula is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Muranga Seal come up short against Mathare United

Mathare United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Duncan Mwendwa left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Dennis Munyovi

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Muranga Seal told Dennis Munyovi something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Kwanele Msomi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kwanele Msomi is on it.

Player ratings

Sifiso Mazibuko was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 11. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jackson Imbiakha hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Muranga Seal can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Allesandro Du Plessis stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The wait goes on for Muranga Seal

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Michael Wairimu frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Michael Wairimu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Christopher Ochieng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Muranga Seal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stephen Ajayi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stephen Ajayi, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Elly Saenyi takes the honours

Marked 7.81 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Muranga Seal had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Honours even between Muranga Seal and Shabana

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jackson Imbiakha asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Elly Saenyi scores twice — 8.63

Two goals and a mark of 8.63 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Dennis Munyovi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Muranga Seal

Jackson Imbiakha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sifiso Mazibuko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Telvin Irungu

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Muranga Seal told Telvin Irungu something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Match

Honours even between Muranga Seal and Kakamega Homeboyz

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Jackson Imbiakha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edwin Jumba

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edwin Jumba, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Muranga Seal bow out of the cup

Tusker go through and Muranga Seal go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Tusker leaves Muranga Seal explaining themselves

0-3, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Market

Erick Ongiri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Sifiso Mazibuko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sifiso Mazibuko commits to Muranga Seal for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Muranga Seal

Christopher Ochieng and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sifiso Mazibuko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Muranga Seal against Nairobi United

1‑2 to Nairobi United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Inquest at Muranga Seal

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Muranga Seal and Kwanele Msomi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Elly Saenyi's — 8.80

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.80, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Allesandro Du Plessis stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Muranga Seal

Jackson Imbiakha and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kwanele Msomi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Elly Saenyi sends Muranga Seal past AFC Leopards

It finished 2‑1, and it was Elly Saenyi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Muranga Seal.

The dugout

No hiding place for Robert Mudenyu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert Mudenyu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Stephen Ajayi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stephen Ajayi commits to Muranga Seal for another 3 years.

The dugout

Duncan Mwendwa has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Duncan Mwendwa on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

Kwanele Msomi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kwanele Msomi is on it.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Dennis Munyovi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Match

Muranga Seal find a way past Ulinzi Stars

Ulinzi Stars made Muranga Seal work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Sifiso Mazibuko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joseph Waithira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Elly Saenyi

A mark of 7.81, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Duncan Mwendwa: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

When it matters, Jackson Imbiakha plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Francis Gethoi shuts the door

Defensive actions: 13, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Kwanele Msomi

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and Muranga Seal will feel it on Saturday.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Meshack Karani signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Meshack Karani and Muranga Seal agree another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jackson Imbiakha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Kwanele Msomi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Muranga Seal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Mathare United take the points off Muranga Seal

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Michael Wairimu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Duncan Mwendwa to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Muranga Seal

Something was said to Victor Haki and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Jackson Imbiakha knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jackson Imbiakha trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Muranga Seal

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Kenya Police.

In brief

86 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Dennis Munyovi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at Muranga Seal

Christopher Ochieng and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Sifiso Mazibuko was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michael Wairimu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Muranga Seal rescue it on 86 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 86. Bidco United had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Market

Muranga Seal and Jackson Imbiakha are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Match

Muranga Seal and Bidco United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Allesandro Du Plessis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Jackson Imbiakha plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

84 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jackson Imbiakha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Muranga Seal against Mara Sugar

0‑1 to Mara Sugar, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jackson Imbiakha

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Muranga Seal and Dennis Munyovi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Duncan Mwendwa left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Sifiso Mazibuko is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Sifiso Mazibuko has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Muranga Seal, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Victor Haki runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Robert Mudenyu loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Robert Mudenyu. Muranga Seal will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sifiso Mazibuko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Muranga Seal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Muranga Seal say no — this time

The offer from Kariobangi Sharks for Elly Saenyi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Dennis Munyovi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Samuel Kapen is a medical away from Muranga Seal

The deal with Gor Mahia is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

An offer of $24.0K for Lewis Shivachi

Muranga Seal have gone to Posta Rangers with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Muranga Seal

Christopher Ochieng and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Douglas Ochoko

Muranga Seal asked and Sofapaka said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Kwanele Msomi asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

77 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Muranga Seal turn down APS Bomet for Allesandro Du Plessis

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Francis Gethoi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Muranga Seal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Erick Ongiri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Muranga Seal bid $77.0K for Douglas Ochoko

The offer went to Sofapaka this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jackson Imbiakha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Samuel Kapen is in the works

Muranga Seal have made the call to Gor Mahia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Olebogeng Ntlhaile has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Francis Gethoi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Francis Gethoi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Dennis Munyovi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Muranga Seal know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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The Muranga Seal Chronicle

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Clinton Mainge damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Muranga Seal put Duncan Mwendwa on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Telvin Irungu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Muranga Seal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Muranga Seal

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

The dugout

Elly Saenyi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Elly Saenyi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Mathare United tell Muranga Seal: Donald Ange Paterne is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Muranga Seal and Kwanele Msomi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Transfer targets

Muranga Seal try to borrow Samuel Kapen

Gor Mahia have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

73 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Francis Gethoi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Muranga Seal can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Erick Ongiri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Muranga Seal

Christopher Ochieng and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Sifiso Mazibuko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Sifiso Mazibuko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Olebogeng Ntlhaile gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Olebogeng Ntlhaile is on it.

Market

The Telvin Irungu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Telvin Irungu signs something — a contract at Muranga Seal or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Dennis Munyovi in it

Muranga Seal have let the market know Dennis Munyovi can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

The training reports on Sifiso Mazibuko are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

In brief

70 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Allesandro Du Plessis out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Muranga Seal lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Sifiso Mazibuko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Muranga Seal, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Dennis Munyovi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 112% of the Muranga Seal income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

Muranga Seal and Kwanele Msomi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Edwin Jumba gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Edwin Jumba is on it.

Market

The Elly Saenyi story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Elly Saenyi signs something — a contract at Muranga Seal or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Muranga Seal put Telvin Irungu up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Telvin Irungu may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

69 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Allesandro Du Plessis damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Erick Ongiri

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Erick Ongiri will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Muranga Seal the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Sifiso Mazibuko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Allesandro Du Plessis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Muranga Seal, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Olebogeng Ntlhaile has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Telvin Irungu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Telvin Irungu signs something — a contract at Muranga Seal or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Muranga Seal put Dennis Munyovi up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Dennis Munyovi may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Edwin Jumba is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

Match

Mid-table, and Muranga Seal know it

Position 14 on 41 points, with the season drifting toward the summer. It is the safest place in football and the hardest one to sell a season ticket from.

In brief

66 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Olebogeng Ntlhaile says Muranga Seal went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

Dennis Munyovi frozen out at Muranga Seal

This is not rotation. Dennis Munyovi has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Michael Kibwage in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Muranga Seal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sifiso Mazibuko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Muranga Seal earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Sifiso Mazibuko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Sifiso Mazibuko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Joseph Waithira loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Joseph Waithira. Muranga Seal will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

Meshack Karani is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 31 with 7 appearances behind him, and Muranga Seal have to plan for both answers.

The dugout

Victor Haki gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Victor Haki is on it.

In brief

56 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Muranga Seal

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Telvin Irungu asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Eliud Lokuwam due for a Muranga Seal medical

Everything agreed with Posta Rangers, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Player ratings

Joseph Waithira runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Elly Saenyi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Muranga Seal come up short against Tusker

Tusker left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Lerato Ntamane gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Duncan Mwendwa left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Jackson Imbiakha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

36 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chastening afternoon for Muranga Seal

A 0‑3 beating by Mathare United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The dugout

Tshepiso Mahlangu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Muranga Seal may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Muranga Seal

Christopher Ochieng and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dennis Munyovi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lerato Ntamane

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lerato Ntamane, and the manager let it.

Match

After 4 games, Muranga Seal finally taste it again

The first defeat in 4 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Mathare United; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Muranga Seal

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joseph Waithira

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Duncan Mwendwa answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

27 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lucas Maina asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 5 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at Muranga Seal until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Tshepiso Mahlangu pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Market

Mathare United expected to open talks for Elly Saenyi

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Muranga Seal will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Transfer targets

APS Bomet tell Muranga Seal: Dominic Kipkirui is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dennis Munyovi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Telvin Irungu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sammy Odero signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sammy Odero commits to Muranga Seal for another 1 years.

Transfer targets

Muranga Seal ask about Dominic Kipkirui

A loan enquiry to APS Bomet: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

26 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Muranga Seal board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

18 days out for Christopher Ochieng after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Muranga Seal will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Elly Saenyi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Muranga Seal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Bryton Onyona is a medical away from Muranga Seal

The deal with Gor Mahia is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jackson Imbiakha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Kwanele Msomi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Muranga Seal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Muranga Seal and Allesandro Du Plessis are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Muranga Seal are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Telvin Irungu is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

22 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Muranga Seal board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Christopher Ochieng breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Christopher Ochieng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Muranga Seal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dennis Munyovi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 100% of the Muranga Seal income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Telvin Irungu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Muranga Seal are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Victor Haki gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Sammy Odero has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

21 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Robert Mudenyu out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Muranga Seal lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Christopher Ochieng breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dennis Munyovi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dennis Munyovi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jackson Imbiakha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Telvin Irungu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Telvin Irungu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

20 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Robert Mudenyu

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Muranga Seal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Christopher Ochieng out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Muranga Seal will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Francis Gethoi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Francis Gethoi commits to Muranga Seal for another 3 years.

Market

Muranga Seal and Price Omenda are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Telvin Irungu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

“I want to play”: Francis Gethoi speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

18 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

74 days out for Christopher Ochieng after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Muranga Seal will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The terraces

The mood at Muranga Seal has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dennis Munyovi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 103% of the Muranga Seal income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Telvin Irungu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Muranga Seal are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

The formation has left Lebo Mohlala behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Muranga Seal will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Jackson Imbiakha asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Sammy Odero gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sammy Odero is on it.

In brief

14 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

102 days out for Christopher Ochieng after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Muranga Seal will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The terraces

Anger at Muranga Seal spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

103% of the income goes out in wages at Muranga Seal

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Telvin Irungu is still paying for one afternoon at Muranga Seal

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Edwin Jumba named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Edwin Jumba is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Telvin Irungu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Muranga Seal, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

13 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at Muranga Seal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dennis Munyovi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jackson Imbiakha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Muranga Seal will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Sammy Odero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

12 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Muranga Seal's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Muranga Seal has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Kennedy Ochieng says Muranga Seal went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dennis Munyovi

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Joseph Odhiambo — 6.55

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 13 actions, 6.55, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dennis Munyovi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Muranga Seal against APS Bomet

0‑1 to APS Bomet, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dennis Munyovi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Duncan Mwendwa faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Duncan Mwendwa after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Elly Saenyi

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Muranga Seal told Elly Saenyi something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief