Dongo Cresus

Right Midfielder - Kapaz
28 Aug 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Dongo Cresus

47 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Matheus Silva will not be coming to Kapaz

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Qarabag is saying, and nobody at Kapaz is enjoying the guessing.

Market

Elgün Bayramov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Fərid Kələntərov at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Fərid Kələntərov is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Nueva Chicago tell Kapaz: Jenluis Pérez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Late improvement for Dongo Cresus

At 24 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

In brief

Back issues
46 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Əli Səmədov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Qarabag tell Kapaz: Matheus Silva is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Kapaz bid $1.2M for Maksim Huseynov

The offer went to Ravan this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Late improvement for Yusif İmanov

At 24 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dongo Cresus

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dongo Cresus, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Andriy Shtogrin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

International call for Rauf Hüseynli

Rauf Hüseynli joins up with his country. Kapaz lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

37 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Məmməd Hüseynov out for 26 days

26 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Samir Garayev steps up from the Kapaz academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Samir Garayev has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

Mahamadou Ba gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mahamadou Ba is on it.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

36 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məmməd Hüseynov

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Pachu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes Yusif İmanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Kapaz. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dongo Cresus trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

35 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məmməd Hüseynov

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Olawale Onanuga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

34 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məmməd Hüseynov damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

No place for Yusif İmanov in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Yusif İmanov has his answer from Kapaz; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Renat Nadirov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Renat Nadirov and Kapaz agree another 3 years.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dongo Cresus

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dongo Cresus, and the manager let it.

In brief

30 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Məmməd Hüseynov out for 81 days

81 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Andriy Shtogrin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Kapaz put Yusif İmanov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Yusif İmanov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

29 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məmməd Hüseynov

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Olawale Onanuga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Mahamadou Ba gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mahamadou Ba is on it.

The dugout

Elgün Bayramov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Elgün Bayramov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

26 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Məmməd Hüseynov out for 110 days

110 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Olawale Onanuga asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Franco Sassone will not be coming to Kapaz

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Defensores is saying, and nobody at Kapaz is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Matías Kusmanis

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Central Espanol have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Olawale Onanuga falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Valentín Luciani is in the works

Kapaz have made the call to Fenix. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dongo Cresus

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dongo Cresus, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Andriy Shtogrin plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

25 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

No thanks: Juan Turletti rejects the move

Kapaz had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Gimnasia y Tiro, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Agropecuario Argentino tell Kapaz: Lorenzo Barrera is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Kapaz ask about Angelos Neofytou

A loan enquiry to Omonoia: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Mahamadou Ba has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Dongo Cresus wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Kapaz will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

The manager makes Yusif İmanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Kapaz. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

The shop window has Olawale Onanuga in it

Kapaz have let the market know Olawale Onanuga can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

22 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 102% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

21 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Mahamadou Ba gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mahamadou Ba is on it.

In brief

7 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andriy Shtogrin

Successful dribbles: 48. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Olawale Onanuga damages knee ligaments — 88 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 88 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Pachu sends Kapaz through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Pachu obliged against Ravan. 2‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Kapaz.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kapaz

A 0‑4 beating by Neftchi was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Both of them Pachu's — 9.23

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.23, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Dongo Cresus

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

One of our own: Mahir Dadashov joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Mahir Dadashov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Javid Mammadov steps up from the Kapaz academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Javid Mammadov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief