Alex Monerris

Left Midfielder - Cacereño
16 Jun 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Alex Monerris

202 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

10 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rubén Valdera asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Cacereño turn down Mirandés for Alex Monerris

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Dimitar Petrov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cacereño may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Santino Carrizo’s move to Cacereño collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Gijón; Cacereño go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Squad

Cacereño count the cost of losing Ezequiel Carreño

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

Álex Barbu is a medical away from Cacereño

The deal with Racing Santander is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Cacereño

Mamadou Sylla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gabri gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Gabri has just signed for Cacereño, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Cacereño baulk at the price for Víctor Núñez

Málaga wanted more than $8.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

In brief

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The Cacereño Chronicle

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Cacereño board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

30 days out for José Alonso after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Cacereño will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Rubén Valdera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Ezequiel Carreño and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Cacereño and Ezequiel Carreño are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Cacereño

Something was said to Rubén Valdera and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Emi loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Emi's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Squad

Aron Kithae is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Aron Kithae has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

189 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules José Alonso out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cacereño will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Pau Palacín drives the Cacereño comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Pau Palacín decided otherwise. Talavera had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Match

At last: Cacereño win one

13 matches without a win, and then this, against Talavera. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Market

Ezequiel Carreño has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cacereño they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Alexandro Fanárraga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Vintage Félix Villacorta — 8.10

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.10, and nobody on the pitch better.

Player ratings

Ezequiel Carreño goes up and wins it — 7.66

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.66 for the rest of it.

Match

Cacereño see off Talavera

Three points for Cacereño, 3‑2 the final word against Talavera in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Mamadou Sylla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cacereño this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

185 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cacereño's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cacereño has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

82 days out for José Alonso after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Cacereño will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Cacereño

0‑3 against Real Sociedad B, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Cacereño

A 0‑3 beating by Arenas Club was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Cacereño cannot find the net

7 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Ezequiel Carreño is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cacereño is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Aron Kithae asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Alex Monerris’s move to Antequera falls through

The deal that would have taken Alex Monerris to Antequera has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Cacereño with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Boardroom

Cacereño to lose Raúl Sanchís for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Raúl Sanchís has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

182 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

José Alonso breaks a bone — 104 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 104 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for Cacereño

Beaten 0‑3 by Ponferradina, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Raúl Sanchís asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Diego Nieves

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Cacereño

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Antequera come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Cacereño did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Gastón Silvero is a medical away from Cacereño

The deal with Cultural Leonesa is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Ezequiel Carreño attracts admirers

The name of Ezequiel Carreño has come up in conversations Cacereño were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Cacereño bid $56.0K for Marco Granados

The offer went to Alcorcón this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

In brief

181 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Raúl Sanchís agrees terms with CE Europa

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Cacereño people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

A fracture rules José Alonso out for 111 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cacereño will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Cacereño

A 0‑3 beating by Unionistas was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Aron Kithae puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Cacereño's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cacereño has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Raúl Sanchís and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Alex Monerris again

The phone has started ringing about Alex Monerris again, and this time the name on the line is Antequera. Cacereño are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Emi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Antony Otero

Cacereño asked and Ibiza said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

178 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Nieves keeps Cacereño in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

133 days out for José Alonso after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Cacereño will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

At last: Cacereño win one

13 matches without a win, and then this, against Villarreal B. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Market

Raúl Sanchís asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Raúl Sanchís and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Whatever happens, Cacereño do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cacereño find a way past Villarreal B

Villarreal B made Cacereño work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 2‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

173 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Izei Herrera: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cacereño have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Cacereño training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Joel Ghirardello and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alex Monerris

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Diego Nieves knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Diego Nieves trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Aron Kithae plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Cacereño put Saïdou Ouédraogo up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Saïdou Ouédraogo may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Boardroom

Cacereño keep producing them

31 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

Market

Aron Kithae runs his contract down

7 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Cacereño money.

In brief

165 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cacereño through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Sanluqueño, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Hristo Despodov, 19, steals the show — 8.02

Marked 8.02 at 19, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Alex Monerris hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cacereño can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Diego Nieves

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

José Alonso: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cacereño have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Raúl Sanchís and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Hristo Despodov

He is 19 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Time is catching up with Raúl Navarro

Everybody at Cacereño saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 35 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Squad

Izei Gil signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Izei Gil and Cacereño agree another 3 years.

In brief

158 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ángel Davila out for 50 days

The medical room confirms 50 days on the sidelines for Ángel Davila, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Levante tell Cacereño: Roger Brugué is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Diego Nieves falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Aron Kithae wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cacereño know it.

Market

Cacereño and Raúl Sanchís are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

José Alonso is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Cacereño has been clear about where José Alonso stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Pau Palacín asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Alex Monerris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

149 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Miguel Berlanga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Javier Hyjek says Cacereño went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A move Aron Kithae would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Aron Kithae is living that version at Cacereño, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Cacereño rebuffed over Diego Rodríguez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Talavera have kept their man, and Cacereño go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Cacereño

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Diego Nieves was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Still no ink between Cacereño and Raúl Sanchís

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cacereño, another week without a signature from Raúl Sanchís.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Martín Garnerone is in the works

Cacereño have made the call to Valladolid. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

Cacereño buy the years ahead of Toby Batshuayi

He is 18, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

132 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Antonio Marchena asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 0 in, 0 out at Cacereño

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 0 arrived, 0 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Santino Ayala is a medical away from Cacereño

The deal with Cultural Leonesa is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

No end in sight to Cacereño's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cacereño has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

So close: Alex Monerris’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Sanluqueño moved on, Alex Monerris reports back to Cacereño, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Miguel Berlanga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cacereño this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Wilfrid Kaptoum falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Racing Santander tell Cacereño: Álex Barbu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Santiago Caicedo deal

Cacereño ran out of time with Ourense CF. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

In brief

130 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ezequiel Carreño damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cacereño taken apart

0‑3 to Arenteiro, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

The dugout

Rubén Valdera keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cacereño may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Cacereño say no — this time

The offer from Ceuta for Alex Monerris was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Cacereño

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wilfrid Kaptoum was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Betis tell Cacereño: Ian Forns is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Nando García did the work nobody counts — 6.93

12 combined actions and 6.93. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Javier Hyjek

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

129 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ezequiel Carreño damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Thiago Ojeda is a medical away from Cacereño

The deal with Valladolid is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Rayane Belaid will not be coming to Cacereño

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Atlético Madrid is saying, and nobody at Cacereño is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Wilfrid Kaptoum falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Aleksa Purić

Cacereño asked and Atlético Madrid said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Ceuta watching Alex Monerris

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Cacereño have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

Neco Celorio the difference as Cacereño beat Unionistas

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Neco Celorio. 1‑0 against Unionistas, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Neco Celorio

Marked 8.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief