Blake Wolsoncroft

Goalkeeper - Wolverhampton
23 May 2032
Sunday
Process

Marked for Blake Wolsoncroft

302 Edition

The Wolverhampton Gazette

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Theo Corbeanu breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

William Osula was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 26. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Blake Wolsoncroft hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wolverhampton can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jordan Pickford in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wolverhampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Luca Williams-Barnett

14 goals and a season average of 7.34 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Bremer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Luca Williams-Barnett in the eights

A performance of 8.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

Jordan Pickford knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jordan Pickford trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

93% of the income goes out in wages at Wolverhampton

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

Back issues
289 Edition

The Wolverhampton Gazette

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Blake Wolsoncroft agrees terms with Al-Wehda

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Wolverhampton people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Jordan Pickford in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wolverhampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bremer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Theo Corbeanu has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Wolverhampton can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Senne Lammens

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Wolverhampton rebuffed over Francesco Pio Esposito

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Arsenal have kept their man, and Wolverhampton go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Luca Williams-Barnett

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Luca Williams-Barnett

Marked 8.62 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of William Osula at his very best

Marked 8.30. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Wolverhampton.

In brief

260 Edition

The Wolverhampton Gazette

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Wolverhampton sign Layton Stewart for $8.6M

The paperwork is done: Layton Stewart joins from Leeds United in a deal worth $8.6M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Ljupce Doriev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wolverhampton can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Jayden Lienou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wolverhampton they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dominic Solanke

Wolverhampton asked and Nottingham Forest said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Wolverhampton

Jordan Pickford and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Bremer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ramzy El Khiari is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Blake Wolsoncroft gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Blake Wolsoncroft has just signed for Wolverhampton, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Wolverhampton sign Blake Wolsoncroft with one eye on the future

Nobody at the club will say out loud who this signing is for, which is how you know exactly who it is for. Blake Wolsoncroft has been brought in to take a shirt somebody is still wearing.

In brief

207 Edition

The Stockport County Herald

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Patrick Dorgu wins it with his country

A Stockport County player is an international champion, and the town will claim a share of a summer it had nothing to do with. 36 caps now, and a name that will be said differently for the rest of his career.

Market

Corey Addai has said yes to Tranmere Rovers

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Stockport County have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Lautaro López asks to leave Stockport County

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Blake Wolsoncroft: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stockport County have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Patrick Dorgu wants more than Stockport County are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Stockport County

Sontje Hansen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Stockport County

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Denys Sliusar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Gbenga Opamoye for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Stockport County will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

Joe Neild gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

204 Edition

The Stockport County Herald

24 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Bailey Cadamarteri

30 goals and a season average of 7.37 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

The season ends: position 10 for Stockport County

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 68 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Blake Wolsoncroft asks to leave Stockport County

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Stockport County turn down Burton Albion for Federico Ortiz

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sontje Hansen

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

León Astrada is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Sontje Hansen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stockport County this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

No deal for Sam Hart at that price

Stockport County offered $74.0K; Burton Albion said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Match

Stockport County are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief