The Groningen Courier
Squad3 May 2027
The knee: Furhgill Zeldenrust out for 132 days
132 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Groningen lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.
Market3 May 2027
Nikolai Rehnen hands in a written request
“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.
The dugout3 May 2027
Tyrique Mercera says Groningen went back on their word
“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.
Market3 May 2027
Only the photograph left for Nikolas Brandis
Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nikolas Brandis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.
Squad3 May 2027
Words exchanged at Groningen
Ruben van Bommel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.
Squad3 May 2027
A row about effort at Groningen
Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dies Janse was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.
Squad3 May 2027
Elvis van der Laan signs on for more
“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Elvis van der Laan and Groningen agree another 4 years.
The dugout3 May 2027
The manager makes an example of Jasper Schendelaar
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Market3 May 2027
Groningen and Jasper Schendelaar are talking past each other
“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.
In brief
- The dugout Ryan Metu knocks on the manager’s door
- The dugout Fofin Turay gets picked when it counts
- Market The Brynjólfur Willumsson question follows Groningen around