Ryan Metu

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Groningen
10 Jul 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Ryan Metu

131 Edition

The Groningen Courier

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gyan de Regt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Luuk Wouters says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tyrique Mercera wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Groningen know it.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gyan de Regt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sem Steijn

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jeroen Zoet

Groningen asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against Twente

0‑2 to Twente, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Marcos Leonardo

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Groningen told Marcos Leonardo something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Ryan Metu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
125 Edition

The Groningen Courier

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A statement in Europe from Groningen

3‑0 against Breidablik, and a performance that will change how the rest of the competition talks about this club. Reputations in continental football are built in single evenings and this was one.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kiyani Zeggen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Espen van Ee keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Charles Vanhoutte goes up and wins it — 7.83

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.83 for the rest of it.

Market

Sem Steijn wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gyan de Regt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Vitesse take the points off Groningen

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Siyabonga Mahlangu at his very best

Marked 8.42. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fofin Turay

Marked 8.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

124 Edition

The Groningen Courier

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Groningen may not be able to give Marcos Leonardo what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Marcos Leonardo wants continental football; whether Groningen can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Player ratings

Pharell Nash runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Oskar Zawada falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Tika de Jonge gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ryan Metu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Groningen pick somebody else ahead of Rick Karsdorp

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

When it matters, Rick Karsdorp plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Marcos Leonardo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Groningen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

Groningen draw a blank against De Graafschap

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. De Graafschap defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

89 Edition

The Groningen Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sem Steijn has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Groningen can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Groningen

Etienne Vaessen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sem Steijn

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sem Steijn, and the manager let it.

Squad

Marvin Peersman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Jakub Moder in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Groningen rescue it on 87 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 87. Utrecht had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Squad

Nils Eggens stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nils Eggens and Groningen agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Oskar Zawada gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Oskar Zawada is on it.

Match

Groningen and Utrecht take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

74 Edition

The Groningen Courier

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Groningen's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Groningen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Groningen

Jakub Moder and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against Sparta Rotterdam

0‑1 to Sparta Rotterdam, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Marvin Peersman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Espen van Ee gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

The half-term report on Groningen

Position 15, 16 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Player ratings

Fofin Turay beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Ryan Metu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ryan Metu and Groningen agree another 5 years.

The dugout

Groningen keep their word to Gyan de Regt

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief