Denis Popenkov

Left Back - Akron 2
5 Dec 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Denis Popenkov

70 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roman Volochay

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roman Volochay will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Akron 2 the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Semyon Zelenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Batyrby Chermit gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Morozov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Akron 2 pick somebody else ahead of Batyrby Chermit

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

Back issues
69 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Roman Volochay says Akron 2 went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Fedor Fenin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Semyon Zelenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Timofey Blokhin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The form table has caught Vyacheslav Vinnikov

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Maxim Kondakov

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

68 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Sevastjan Kachura: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Akron 2 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Semyon Zelenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Hugo Castillo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Akron 2 know it.

Squad

Ruslan Kazakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

“I want to play”: Konstantin Tarnolitskiy speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

65 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

David Shavlokhov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Akron 2 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Alexey Solovjov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fedor Fenin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Alexey Solovjov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Batyrby Chermit asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

64 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Hugo Castillo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Akron 2 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alexey Solovjov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Akron 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Konstantin Tarnolitskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodion Kulyakhtin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

“I want to play”: Konstantin Tarnolitskiy speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

Alexey Solovjov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Akron 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

61 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Akron 2 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Alexandr Popov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fedor Fenin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Rodion Kulyakhtin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Batyrby Chermit dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

57 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Roman Volochay has said yes to Veles

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Akron 2 have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Denis Popenkov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Roman Volochay at Akron 2

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Roman Volochay is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Alexey Solovjov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Kazakov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ruslan Kazakov and Akron 2 agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Popov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

56 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

No hiding place for Maxim Kholodov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maxim Kholodov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Semyon Zelenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The form table has caught Timofey Blokhin

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Maxim Kondakov

Nobody at Akron 2 is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

Market

Kirill Simonov placed on the list

Akron 2 have made Kirill Simonov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

54 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Akron 2 spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Kirill Simonov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexey Solovjov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexey Solovjov and Akron 2 agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Semyon Zelenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Konstantin Tarnolitskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

53 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Alexey Solovjov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Popov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Matvey Bezrogov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matvey Bezrogov commits to Akron 2 for another 4 years.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fedor Fenin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fedor Fenin, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Maxim Kholodov dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

52 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Artem Grigorjev asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Batyrby Chermit

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodion Kulyakhtin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Maxim Kholodov

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Maxim Kholodov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Akron 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

51 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Morozov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Akron 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Akron 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kirill Bazhukhin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kirill Bazhukhin commits to Akron 2 for another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodion Kulyakhtin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Denis Popenkov dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Batyrby Chermit knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Batyrby Chermit trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

50 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Akron 2 spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Denis Popenkov wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Akron 2 will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Sevastjan Kachura gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Maxim Kholodov has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Maxim Kholodov keeps the shirt for now, at Akron 2's convenience rather than his own.

In brief

49 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kirill Simonov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Akron 2 count the cost of losing Dmitry Teryaev

27 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Rodion Kulyakhtin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Alexey Solovjov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Maxim Kondakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maxim Kondakov, and the manager let it.

Squad

A step back for Danila Ryzhkov at Akron 2

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

48 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Akron 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Fedor Fenin at Akron 2

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Fedor Fenin is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Popov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Vladislav Postrigan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladislav Postrigan commits to Akron 2 for another 3 years.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandr Popov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Popov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Dmitry Teryaev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

45 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Akron 2 lose Dmitry Teryaev

58 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Maxim Kholodov has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Akron 2 will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matvey Bezrogov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

44 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Akron 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Popov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

40 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Vinnikov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Akron 2 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Alexandr Popov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodion Kulyakhtin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

“I want to play”: Denis Popenkov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

Alexandr Popov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

37 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitry Vranitsyn

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Akron 2 lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodion Kulyakhtin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Timofey Blokhin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dmitry Vranitsyn

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitry Vranitsyn, and the manager let it.

Market

Akron 2 put Denis Popenkov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Denis Popenkov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

34 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Akron 2 has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Popov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Dmitry Teryaev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodion Kulyakhtin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Batyrby Chermit: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Akron 2 will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

33 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Alexandr Popov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Akron 2 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Popov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Dmitry Teryaev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rodion Kulyakhtin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodion Kulyakhtin, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Fedor Fenin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Akron 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

32 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Vyacheslav Vinnikov says Akron 2 went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Timofey Blokhin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Timofey Blokhin and Akron 2 agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Roman Volochay was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Postrigan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Fedor Fenin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Akron 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

30 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Akron 2 board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Akron 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Popov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexandr Popov wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Akron 2 will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

29 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Popenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Artem Grigorjev says Akron 2 went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Denis Popenkov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexandr Popov has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Alexandr Popov keeps the shirt for now, at Akron 2's convenience rather than his own.

In brief

28 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kirill Simonov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alexandr Popov makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Fedor Fenin

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Fedor Fenin.

The dugout

Akron 2 keep their word to Denis Popenkov

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maxim Kondakov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

27 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Artem Grigorjev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Akron 2 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Alexandr Popov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Batyrby Chermit

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A step back for Timofey Blokhin at Akron 2

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Batyrby Chermit

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Akron 2 told Batyrby Chermit something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

26 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Akron 2 board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Akron 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alexandr Popov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Denis Popenkov is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Akron 2 has been clear about where Denis Popenkov stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fedor Fenin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fedor Fenin, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Vinnikov left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Vyacheslav Vinnikov will call it something else in private.

In brief

23 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Akron 2

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Artem Grigorjev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Nikita Platon’s goal not enough for Akron 2

Nikita Platon scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Uralets-TS, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Denis Popenkov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vyacheslav Vinnikov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Timofey Blokhin

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Timofey Blokhin.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Tikhon Shapovalov to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Konstantin Tarnolitskiy is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

22 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Akron 2 board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

4 matches without a win for Akron 2

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Akron 2 are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Akron 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Akron 2 come up short against KDV Tomsk

KDV Tomsk left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Tikhon Shapovalov to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Batyrby Chermit was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Sevastjan Kachura gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Alexandr Popov

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

19 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan says Akron 2 went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vyacheslav Vinnikov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vyacheslav Vinnikov, and the manager let it.

Squad

A step back for Fedor Fenin at Akron 2

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sevastjan Kachura is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Akron 2 share the spoils with Ural 2

A 1‑1 draw with Ural 2 leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Akron 2 keep their word to Alexandr Popov

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Tikhon Shapovalov on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

Denis Popenkov wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Akron 2 will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

Squad

Vyacheslav Vinnikov speaks, and the room listens

“I am not asking anybody to be better than they are. I am asking everybody to be as good as they are, every week.” Said out loud, in front of everybody, and the room at Akron 2 was different afterwards.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Batyrby Chermit
  • Looking ahead Looking ahead: the trip to Volna
18 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Akron 2 spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Rodion Kulyakhtin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Akron 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Roman Volochay keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Akron 2 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Kevin Arévalo sends Akron 2 past Nosta

It finished 2‑1, and it was Kevin Arévalo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Akron 2.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodion Kulyakhtin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Akron 2 supporters have found a favourite in Timofey Blokhin

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Timofey Blokhin has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

At last: Akron 2 win one

5 matches without a win, and then this, against Nosta. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nikita Chelyshev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nikita Chelyshev, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Akron 2

Something was said to Rodion Kulyakhtin and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

17 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Akron 2

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Akron 2

Batyrby Chermit and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Akron 2 against Khimik

0‑1 to Khimik, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Akron 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Denis Popenkov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Alexandr Popov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Tikhon Shapovalov to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Akron 2 pick somebody else ahead of Sevastjan Kachura

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Vinnikov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vyacheslav Vinnikov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Fedor Fenin on a tightrope all afternoon

Fouls conceded: 8. Booked early, careless late, and the referee’s patience gone by the hour mark.

In brief

14 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Akron 2 spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

6 saves: Artem Grigorjev was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Konstantin Tarnolitskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Halfway: Akron 2 sit in position 9

13 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Match

Honours even between Akron 2 and Krylya Sovetov 2

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Alexandr Popov

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Alexandr Popov has come out of that comparison in the side, and Akron 2 have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Tikhon Shapovalov on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 2‑2, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Market

Akron 2 and Nikita Chelyshev are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

13 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rodion Kulyakhtin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Batyrby Chermit gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Akron 2 are still strangers to each other

23 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Akron 2 pick somebody else ahead of Fedor Fenin

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Akron 2

Something was said to Denis Popenkov and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Denis Popenkov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Denis Popenkov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

12 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Akron 2

A 1‑4 beating by Amkar was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Denis Popenkov asks to leave Akron 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The step up is real for Artem Grigorjev

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words at Akron 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodion Kulyakhtin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rodion Kulyakhtin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Akron 2 dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Tikhon Shapovalov answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

The form table has caught Fedor Fenin

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Akron 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

10 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Akron 2 spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Batyrby Chermit, 20, steals the show — 7.96

Marked 7.96 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Roman Volochay is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Batyrby Chermit and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Rodion Kulyakhtin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Batyrby Chermit

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Akron 2 find a way past Uralets-TS

Uralets-TS made Akron 2 work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Akron 2 and Konstantin Tarnolitskiy

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

8 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Akron 2

A 0‑4 beating by Orenburg 2 was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Akron 2 are in real trouble now

Position 12, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Denis Popenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akron 2 can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vyacheslav Vinnikov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Akron 2 dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑4 defeat, delivered by Tikhon Shapovalov to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The form table has caught Fedor Fenin

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Squad

A day to forget for Artem Grigorjev

Beaten 4 times, 3 saves, and an afternoon that will go on his record whether it was his fault or the defence’s. It is the quiet unfairness of the position.

In brief

2 Edition

The Akron 2 Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Akron 2 throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Chelyabinsk 2 the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Akron 2 will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

Tempers go at Akron 2

Konstantin Tarnolitskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Akron 2 share the spoils with Chelyabinsk 2

A 2‑2 draw with Chelyabinsk 2 leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Akron 2 pick somebody else ahead of Fedor Fenin

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Tikhon Shapovalov on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 2‑2, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Market

Still no ink between Akron 2 and Alexandr Popov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Akron 2, another week without a signature from Alexandr Popov.

Squad

“I want to play”: Denis Popenkov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Player ratings

Batyrby Chermit runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Artem Grigorjev

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief