Jonathan Spiff

Striker - River Plate
9 May 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Jonathan Spiff

172 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

River Plate are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 28 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Maximiliano Salas asks to leave River Plate

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

River Plate make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now River Plate have 4 straight wins of it.

Market

Ian Subiabre wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at River Plate hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tobías Ramírez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tobías Ramírez and River Plate agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at River Plate

Jeremías Ledesma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joaquín Fernández

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joaquín Fernández will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around River Plate the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Tomás Galván

8 goals and a season average of 7.46 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tomás Galván

Marked 9.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

Back issues
166 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Adana Demirspor's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Adana Demirspor has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

İrfan Can Kahveci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aleksandar Busnić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Lucas Braga

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.83, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for İrfan Can Kahveci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Salih Özcan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Adana Demirspor share the spoils with Hatayspor

A 3‑3 draw with Hatayspor leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Lucas Braga finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Adana Demirspor have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nurettin Korkmaz

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

165 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tomás Parmo is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.76 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. River Plate know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Market

Kevin Castaño asks to leave River Plate

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Elián Giménez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around River Plate they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tomás Parmo

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jeremías Ledesma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at River Plate this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

River Plate come up short against Argentinos Juniors

Argentinos Juniors left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Santiago Lencina

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.71, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Santiago Segovia

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Santiago Lencina

7 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

162 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Adana Demirspor's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Adana Demirspor has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near İrfan Can Kahveci

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Lavagnino

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Morten Bjørlo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Morten Bjørlo and Adana Demirspor agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

İrfan Can Kahveci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Salih Özcan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Benjamín García

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Benjamín García, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between Adana Demirspor and Fatih Karagumruk

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Jonathan Spiff leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

161 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jeremías Ledesma

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Santiago González shuts the door

Defensive actions: 33, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Tomás Parmo is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.70 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. River Plate know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tomás Parmo

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Kevin López shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Tobías Ramírez

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Elián Giménez asks to leave River Plate

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexis González: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” River Plate have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Elián Giménez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at River Plate is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

160 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

İrfan Can Kahveci keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Adana Demirspor may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Luka Tasić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Adana Demirspor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Adana Demirspor

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

İrfan Can Kahveci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Adana Demirspor against Besiktas

1‑3 to Besiktas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Aleksandar Busnić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aleksandar Busnić, and the manager let it.

Squad

Buluthan Bulut signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Buluthan Bulut commits to Adana Demirspor for another 3 years.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Dušan Stojinović

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

159 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lucas Lavagnino keeps Adana Demirspor in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

A hiding for Adana Demirspor

Beaten 0‑3 by Galatasaray, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The wait goes on for Adana Demirspor

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

İrfan Can Kahveci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Adana Demirspor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Mehmet Kahveci comes home

The shirt still fits. Mehmet Kahveci is back at Adana Demirspor, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Mert Erkin comes home

The shirt still fits. Mert Erkin is back at Adana Demirspor, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Umut Dervisoglu returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Umut Dervisoglu is a Adana Demirspor player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Volkan Yazici is a Adana Demirspor player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

No hiding place for Dušan Stojinović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dušan Stojinović, and the manager let it.

In brief

152 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

River Plate are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Nicolás Otamendi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around River Plate they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Business is business: Lautaro Rivero goes

Newell's Old Boys paid $8.4M and River Plate took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

River Plate turn down Montevideo City Torque for Gonzalo Tapia

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Andrés Herrera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at River Plate, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at River Plate

Jeremías Ledesma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Santiago Segovia has seen enough of Porto

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at River Plate, and 4 appearances in 24 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

No hiding place for Gonzalo Tapia

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gonzalo Tapia, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Sebastián Driussi’s exile

5 goals in 19 games at Plaza Colonia — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at River Plate updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

In brief

144 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

River Plate are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 21 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Santiago González asks to leave River Plate

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jeremías Ledesma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at River Plate this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonás Miszczuk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonás Miszczuk, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Franco Tato has seen enough of Vitória

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at River Plate, and 1 appearances in 18 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

Minnesota United FC expected to open talks for Flabián Londoño

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. River Plate will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Lautaro Rivero knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Lautaro Rivero trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Lautaro Rivero question follows River Plate around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Lautaro Rivero’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Jonathan Spiff’s exile

4 goals in 13 games at Adana Demirspor — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at River Plate updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

In brief

141 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Matías Gauto asks to leave Adana Demirspor

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

Lucas Braga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Yasir Subaşı stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yasir Subaşı and Adana Demirspor agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Adana Demirspor still without a manager

8 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lucas Lavagnino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bautista Molinari

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Jonathan Spiff in the eights

A performance of 8.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Honours even between Adana Demirspor and Kasimpasa

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Home is on Branco Castelli's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Adana Demirspor are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

140 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Adana Demirspor run out of patience with Umut Ozan

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Umut Ozan clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Market

Jean Pierre Fuentes asks to leave Adana Demirspor

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jean Pierre Fuentes says Adana Demirspor went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Lavagnino

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Adana Demirspor for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Lucas Braga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Adana Demirspor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yasir Subaşı signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yasir Subaşı and Adana Demirspor agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

Jonathan Spiff in the eights

A performance of 8.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Benjamín García

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

138 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Adana Demirspor sink to position 17

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Ahmet Yılmaz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Adana Demirspor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Adana Demirspor

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Lucas Braga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Adana Demirspor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Benjamín García

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

David Nykrín wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Adana Demirspor know it.

Squad

Lucas Lavagnino lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Tomislav Glumac gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Adana Demirspor share the spoils with Alanyaspor

A 1‑1 draw with Alanyaspor leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

137 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Matías Gauto asks to leave Adana Demirspor

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Adana Demirspor

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Adana Demirspor are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

Lucas Braga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Shahriyar Mammadov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jonathan Spiff

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.37, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Luka Tasić

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Luka Tasić.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Benjamín García

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Adana Demirspor share the spoils with Antalyaspor

A 1‑1 draw with Antalyaspor leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Lucas Braga talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Adana Demirspor know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

136 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lucas Lavagnino keeps Adana Demirspor in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Adana Demirspor boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Umut Ozan has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Adana Demirspor can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Jean Pierre Fuentes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Adana Demirspor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Elías Ovelar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Adana Demirspor have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Aleksandar Busnić signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Aleksandar Busnić commits to Adana Demirspor for another 3 years.

Squad

Lucas Braga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Adana Demirspor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Fenerbahce take the points off Adana Demirspor

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Salih Özcan linked with a move away

The name of Salih Özcan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Adana Demirspor say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

135 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

David Nykrín puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Adana Demirspor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lucas Lavagnino keeps Adana Demirspor in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Branco Castelli says Adana Demirspor went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

Lucas Braga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Adana Demirspor against Istanbulspor

1‑2 to Istanbulspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Lucas Lavagnino

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Lavagnino, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nurettin Korkmaz

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Shahriyar Mammadov leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Jonathan Spiff keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

133 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ali Fidan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Adana Demirspor may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ahmet Yılmaz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Adana Demirspor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Adana Demirspor

Day 42 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Adana Demirspor

Lucas Braga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Lucas Braga in the eights

A performance of 9.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Adana Demirspor find a way past Hatayspor

Hatayspor made Adana Demirspor work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jean Pierre Fuentes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Nykrín

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jonathan Spiff has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Adana Demirspor will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

132 Edition

The Adana Demirspor Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lucas Lavagnino keeps Adana Demirspor in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Morten Bjørlo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Morten Bjørlo commits to Adana Demirspor for another 2 years.

Squad

Lucas Braga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Adana Demirspor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jonathan Spiff gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Konyaspor take the points off Adana Demirspor

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

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Nobody could get near Lucas Braga

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Salih Özcan linked with a move away

The name of Salih Özcan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Adana Demirspor say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Jonathan Spiff arrives on loan

Adana Demirspor have taken Jonathan Spiff on loan from River Plate — cover where cover was needed.

Market

Window shut, Prince Ating still here

Adana Demirspor spent the window trying to move Prince Ating on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief

131 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

River Plate up to position 3

25 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Lisandro Bajú puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at River Plate, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Kashiwa Reysol come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and River Plate did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at River Plate

Lautaro Rivero was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

CSKA 1948 expected to open talks for Facundo Colidio

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. River Plate will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

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Franco Tato counts the days

“I watch every River Plate game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Vitória runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

121 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nicolás Otamendi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at River Plate, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Remember the name: Tomás Parmo

He is 20, he is averaging 7.83, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Juan Villordo says River Plate went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Fabricio Bustos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at River Plate is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at River Plate

Nicolás Otamendi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Jonathan Spiff counts the days

“I watch every River Plate game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Lanús runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Fernando Quintero

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Santiago Beltrán placed on the list

River Plate have made Santiago Beltrán available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Sebastián Driussi question follows River Plate around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sebastián Driussi’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

119 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Boca Juniors take the derby

1‑2, and no way to dress it up. A derby defeat follows a supporter to work on Monday, and this one will follow him all week.

Match

River Plate are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Lucas Martínez Quarta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at River Plate, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ian Subiabre wants more than River Plate are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at River Plate

Jeremías Ledesma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy in the eights

A performance of 8.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Santiago Segovia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

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Jonathan Spiff wants his own locker back at River Plate

“Three loans in three years. At some point a club has to decide if I am their player or their asset.” The spell at Lanús continues; the message travels home.

Squad

The month belongs to Santiago Segovia

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. River Plate have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

In brief

116 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Flabián Londoño puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at River Plate, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Remember the name: Santiago Segovia

He is 21, he is averaging 7.44, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Market

Germán Pezzella has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around River Plate they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jeremías Ledesma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at River Plate this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for River Plate

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation River Plate did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Santiago Segovia

Marked 9.44 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Santiago Lencina

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

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A masterclass from Tomás Galván

Marked 8.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Jeremías Ledesma lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

101 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Lautaro Garzón asks to leave River Plate

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lucas Martínez Quarta says River Plate went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Remember the name: Tomás Parmo

He is 20, he is averaging 7.51, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Market

Jeremías Ledesma wants more than River Plate are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Nicolás Otamendi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at River Plate this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Franco Tato wants to come home

“I did not go to Philadelphia Union to sit and watch. I want to come back to River Plate and fight for my place.” 5 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

In brief

99 Edition

The River Plate Sentinel

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Lautaro Rivero puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at River Plate, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Facundo Colidio keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” River Plate may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Nicolás Otamendi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at River Plate this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Jonathan Spiff is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at River Plate is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

No hiding place for Lautaro Rivero

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lautaro Rivero, and the manager let it.

Market

Tristán Suárez expected to open talks for Saúl Durán

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. River Plate will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Loan watch

Ian Subiabre counts the days

“I watch every River Plate game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Zob Ahan runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Lucas Beltrán asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Tobías Ramírez linked with a move away

The name of Tobías Ramírez keeps appearing in other people's back pages. River Plate say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief