Paul Caumeil

Central Midfielder - RC Lens
7 Sep 2036
Sunday
Process

Marked for Paul Caumeil

526 Edition

The RC Lens Herald

25 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Théodore Paris out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason RC Lens will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for RC Lens

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

João Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at RC Lens this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

RC Lens bid $290.0K for Folarin Balogun

The offer went to SM Caen this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Antonin Sykora out for 39 days

The medical room confirms 39 days on the sidelines for Antonin Sykora, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

Too dear: RC Lens walk away from Nahim El Bouhmidi

$220.0K was the most the club would pay and Stade de Reims were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Boardroom

RC Lens still without a manager

9 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Noé Verron

RC Lens asked and OGC Nice said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at RC Lens

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Paul Caumeil was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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The RC Lens Herald

11 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the RC Lens board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A fracture rules Théodore Paris out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason RC Lens will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Maghnes Akliouche

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. RC Lens have done the hard part with RC Strasbourg, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

RC Lens make their move for Folarin Balogun

$290.0K on the table at SM Caen. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at RC Lens

Zakaria Ariss was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at RC Lens

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yassine Benhattab was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Paris Saint-Germain tell RC Lens: Jean Giraud is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Leny Garguilo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between RC Lens and Paul Caumeil

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

475 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Montpellier HSC run riot against Quevilly-Rouen

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Manuel López is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Joseph Kalulu will not be coming to Montpellier HSC

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at OGC Nice is saying, and nobody at Montpellier HSC is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A fracture rules Sasha Bernard out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Gabriel Grando due for a Montpellier HSC medical

Everything agreed with AS Saint-Etienne, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 17 signed and 18 gone

That is the business done at Montpellier HSC until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ismaël Bennacer commits to Montpellier HSC for another 2 years.

Boardroom

An order from above at Montpellier HSC: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Market

Luis Lines hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Montpellier HSC can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

474 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Joseph Kalulu

Montpellier HSC and OGC Nice have settled on $4.5M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Only the photograph left for Paul Caumeil

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paul Caumeil will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Montpellier HSC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A fracture rules Sasha Bernard out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Terms done: Tarek Hamadi is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Paradou waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Bruno Palazzo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Montpellier HSC can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Francis Hurl keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Montpellier HSC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

No deal for Matthias Wamu Oyatambwe at that price

Montpellier HSC offered $1.4M; Monaco said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Montpellier HSC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Joel McGregor is a medical away from Montpellier HSC

The deal with Angers SCO is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

In brief

470 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

30 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

23 days out for Francis Hurl after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Montpellier HSC will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Paul Caumeil has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Montpellier HSC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Kenny Nagera keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Montpellier HSC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Terms done: Tarek Hamadi is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Paradou waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Killyan Arragain puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Montpellier HSC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Saliou Diop’s move to Montpellier HSC collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Stade de Reims; Montpellier HSC go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Montpellier HSC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Simon Ebonog due for a Montpellier HSC medical

Everything agreed with Le Havre AC, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Matteo Raffaelli falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

469 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

30 days out for Francis Hurl after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Montpellier HSC will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Gabriel Grando

Montpellier HSC and AS Saint-Etienne have settled on $700.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Giuliano Pierini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Montpellier HSC can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Samunya Amatton

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samunya Amatton will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Montpellier HSC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Saliou Diop is a medical away from Montpellier HSC

The deal with Stade de Reims is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Montpellier HSC say no — this time

The offer from Paradou for Tarek Hamadi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Montpellier HSC baulk at the price for Noah Vincent

AS Saint-Etienne wanted more than $660.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words exchanged at Montpellier HSC

Paul Caumeil and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Montpellier HSC rebuffed over Isaak Touré

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Olympique Lyonnais have kept their man, and Montpellier HSC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

  • Squad Adam Boufandar falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Market Roko Ban is free to find somewhere else
  • The dugout Roko Ban knocks on the manager's door
467 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Francis Hurl out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Manuel López is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Viktor Bretvik asks to leave Montpellier HSC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Montpellier HSC agree $1.5M for Noha Tiehi

The clubs have shaken hands with FC Lorient; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Squad

A falling-out at Montpellier HSC

Ismaël Bennacer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

El Bilal Touré is a medical away from Montpellier HSC

The deal with Olympique Lyonnais is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Time is catching up with Ismaël Bennacer

Everybody at Montpellier HSC saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 37 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Noah Vincent

Montpellier HSC asked and AS Saint-Etienne said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Montpellier HSC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo Raffaelli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

466 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

51 days out for Francis Hurl after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Montpellier HSC will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Paul Caumeil

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paul Caumeil will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Montpellier HSC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Yanis Delaveau puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Montpellier HSC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dee-Shawn Jacinthe

Montpellier HSC asked and Olympique Lyonnais said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Montpellier HSC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Talks stall between Montpellier HSC and Jort Borgmans

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

A loan move for El Bilal Touré is in the works

Montpellier HSC have made the call to Olympique Lyonnais. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Montpellier HSC try to borrow Ethan Degny

Olympique de Marseille have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ajdin Muminovic is in the works

Montpellier HSC have made the call to FC Nantes. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

462 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

4 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Boufandar out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Paul Caumeil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Viktor Bretvik asks to leave Montpellier HSC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Montpellier HSC to lose Manuel López for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Manuel López has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Transfer targets

Montpellier HSC make their move for José Lino

$170.0K on the table at Dijon. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tarek Hamadi gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Tarek Hamadi has just signed for Montpellier HSC, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A falling-out at Montpellier HSC

Paul Caumeil and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Montpellier HSC beat the market to Johannes Jepsen from RC Strasbourg

RC Strasbourg will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Johannes Jepsen has pre-agreed a move to Montpellier HSC, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Words at Montpellier HSC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matteo Raffaelli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

461 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Boufandar out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nicolas Pays honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Montpellier HSC had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

Tempers go at Montpellier HSC

Ismaël Bennacer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Samunya Amatton has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Montpellier HSC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Samunya Amatton signs for Le Puy Foot 43 while still at Montpellier HSC

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Samunya Amatton has agreed terms with Le Puy Foot 43 for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Talks stall between Montpellier HSC and Paul Caumeil

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Samuel Tenedu wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Montpellier HSC now know that too.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of José Calzadilla

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Roko Ban asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

458 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Francis Hurl out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Paul Caumeil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Sidney Obissa: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Montpellier HSC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ismaël Bennacer raises the bar for Montpellier HSC

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Montpellier HSC heard it as anything else.

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Montpellier HSC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Paul Caumeil signs for Stade Rennais while still at Montpellier HSC

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Paul Caumeil has agreed terms with Stade Rennais for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Boardroom

Yann Renaud will join Montpellier HSC for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Yann Renaud has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Montpellier HSC have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Patrick Guillot signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Guillot and Montpellier HSC agree another 4 years.

The dugout

Nime Sacko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

457 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Francis Hurl breaks a bone — 114 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 114 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

José Calzadilla keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Montpellier HSC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Montpellier HSC

Nicolas Pays was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Billy-Paul Mavudia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Abdallah M'Baraka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdallah M'Baraka, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Nime Sacko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Tilemachos Karabas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Montpellier HSC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The clock does Paul Caumeil’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Montpellier HSC could ask drops and the wages Paul Caumeil can ask rise.

Match

Montpellier HSC have something to play for

Position 6 on 55 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

455 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Francis Hurl breaks a bone — 128 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 128 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The season ends: position 6 for Montpellier HSC

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 55 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Squad

Jort Borgmans keeps Montpellier HSC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Roko Ban's — 8.22

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.22, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Tiago Da Costa is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Montpellier HSC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Killyan Arragain hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Montpellier HSC can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Billy-Paul Mavudia goes up and wins it — 7.87

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.87 for the rest of it.

The dugout

Ricardo Yordanov says Montpellier HSC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Paul Caumeil in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Montpellier HSC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

453 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Francis Hurl out for 142 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Montpellier HSC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Nicolas Pays

9 seasons and 333 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

Tempers go at Montpellier HSC

Ismaël Bennacer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kenny Nagera

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Montpellier HSC and Paul Caumeil

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Montpellier HSC, another week without a signature from Paul Caumeil.

The dugout

Oliver Olsen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Montpellier HSC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

Tiago Da Costa faces his old club

Quevilly-Rouen next, and one man in the Montpellier HSC dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Tilemachos Karabas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Tilemachos Karabas is on it.

In brief

445 Edition

The Montpellier HSC Gazette

5 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ismaël Bennacer

72 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Montpellier HSC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Olympique de Marseille tell Montpellier HSC: Amin Chiakha is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jerry Essombé Mambingo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jerry Essombé Mambingo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Montpellier HSC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Montpellier HSC close the window on a squad of their own making

0 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Ismaël Bennacer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ismaël Bennacer and Montpellier HSC agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Montpellier HSC

Ismaël Bennacer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Simon Ebonog rejects the move

Montpellier HSC had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Le Havre AC, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Jerry Essombé Mambingo has agreed to leave Montpellier HSC for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Yanis Delaveau wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Montpellier HSC know it.

In brief

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Market

Killyan Arragain puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Montpellier HSC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Montpellier HSC

Ismaël Bennacer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Montpellier HSC

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Promise Anyanwu and Montpellier HSC agree another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Montpellier HSC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Viktor Bretvik was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Paul Caumeil

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Montpellier HSC and Jérémie Gnali

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Montpellier HSC, another week without a signature from Jérémie Gnali.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Montpellier HSC

Something was said to Billy-Paul Mavudia and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Jort Borgmans

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Jort Borgmans has come out of that comparison in the side, and Montpellier HSC have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief