Enzo Placerdat

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Nimes
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

Marked for Enzo Placerdat

631 Edition

The Nimes Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Riste Stoilov

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nimes lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho asks to leave Nimes

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Nimes

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aboubacar Sidibé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Kaïs Lesueur runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho rescues a point for Nimes

It needed Djordan Mongo-Mpeho to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Paris FC, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Noham Hamdaoua gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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629 Edition

The Nimes Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Riste Stoilov

52 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nimes lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Aboubacar Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Nimes and Bourg-Peronnas in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Mohamed Bamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kaïs Lesueur

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Clément Betoubam

Marked 8.62 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Placerdat

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.55, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho in the eights

A performance of 8.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Clément Betoubam rescues a point for Nimes

It needed Clément Betoubam to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Bourg-Peronnas, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

622 Edition

The Nimes Herald

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Djordan Mongo-Mpeho

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Djordan Mongo-Mpeho will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Nimes the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aboubacar Sidibé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

621 Edition

The Nimes Herald

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Nimes

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Murray Campbell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

605 Edition

The Nimes Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Enzo Placerdat: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Nimes have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Nimes boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Bamba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dario Cop signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dario Cop commits to Nimes for another 3 years.

Market

Still no ink between Nimes and Dario Cop

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Nimes, another week without a signature from Dario Cop.

In brief

599 Edition

The Nimes Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No mercy from Nimes

AC Ajaccio will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Nimes were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Both of them Djordan Mongo-Mpeho's — 9.07

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.07, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nimes, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Murray Campbell

14 goals and a season average of 7.54 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Bamba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Enzo Placerdat was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.29. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Murray Campbell

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

596 Edition

The Nimes Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Nimes

Beaten 0‑5 by Valenciennes, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Aboubacar Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mohamed Bamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Murray Campbell

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Nimes lose Dominique Moreau

60 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

113% of the income goes out in wages at Nimes

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Nimes dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Kaïs Lesueur runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Djordan Mongo-Mpeho

10 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

594 Edition

The Nimes Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Emmanuele Are

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Enzo Placerdat takes the afternoon — 8.87

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Enzo Placerdat provided it, and the 8.87 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Noham Hamdaoua keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Nimes may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aboubacar Sidibé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Murray Campbell in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aboubacar Sidibé

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Nimes and Tours

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kaïs Lesueur

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

589 Edition

The Nimes Herald

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Marian Bats asks to leave Nimes

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Marian Bats is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Nimes is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Murray Campbell pops up at the right end — 7.75

7.75, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Gino Caoki stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gino Caoki and Nimes agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Murray Campbell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kaïs Lesueur runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Murray Campbell among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Murray Campbell on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Nimes and Bourg-Peronnas.

Match

A bad afternoon for Nimes against Bourg-Peronnas

2‑4 to Bourg-Peronnas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

587 Edition

The Nimes Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nimes can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Emmanuele Are

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Aboubacar Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Nimes and Stade Lavallois go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Nimes and Stade Lavallois, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Mohamed Bamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Placerdat

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Aboubacar Sidibé was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.78. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kaïs Lesueur

Marked 8.78 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Emmanuele Are

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

585 Edition

The Nimes Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Emmanuele Are

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marian Bats

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marian Bats will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Nimes the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aboubacar Sidibé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nimes see off AS Nancy

Three points for Nimes, 3‑2 the final word against AS Nancy in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Murray Campbell

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clément Betoubam at his very best

Marked 8.95. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Nimes.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Placerdat

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.92, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Nime Sacko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nime Sacko, and the manager let it.

In brief

583 Edition

The Nimes Herald

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nimes, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Roger Tamba, 39, rolls back the years — 8.29

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.29 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The wait goes on for Nimes

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Jacques Simon says Nimes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nimes leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aboubacar Sidibé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nimes come up short against Valenciennes

Valenciennes left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

578 Edition

The Nimes Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Neo Eccleston, 33, rolls back the years — 7.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.97 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Murray Campbell

Marked 9.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Murray Campbell the difference as Nimes beat Dijon

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Murray Campbell. 1‑0 against Dijon, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

Eyes on Michel Jean again

The phone has started ringing about Michel Jean again, and this time the name on the line is AJ Auxerre. Nimes are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Karamba Diaby out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Karamba Diaby, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Enzo Placerdat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aboubacar Sidibé

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

576 Edition

The Nimes Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Nimes

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Nimes is running low.

Squad

Ismaël Dramé breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Izak Akakpo yet — 8.01

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mohamed Bamba

26 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Market

Nimes say no — this time

The offer from AJ Auxerre for Michel Jean was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Murray Campbell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dominique Moreau is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kaïs Lesueur

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

575 Edition

The Nimes Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Sokol damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Nimes spell it out for Grigory Yelagin

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Grigory Yelagin has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

A fracture rules Ismaël Dramé out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nimes will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The Nimes board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nimes, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Emmanuele Are

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Aboubacar Sidibé and Nimes agree another 3 years.

Market

Michel Jean has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Nimes they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Placerdat

Marked 9.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

574 Edition

The Nimes Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Sokol

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nimes lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Ismaël Dramé out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nimes will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nimes refuse to lose, and Djordan Mongo-Mpeho leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Djordan Mongo-Mpeho was at the centre of it, Stade Lavallois were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Squad

A day Djordan Mongo-Mpeho will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nimes make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Nimes have 3 straight wins of it.

Match

Nimes find a way past Stade Lavallois

Stade Lavallois made Nimes work for it, but the scoreboard read 5‑3 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Djordan Mongo-Mpeho

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Kaïs Lesueur at his very best

Marked 9.13. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Nimes.

In brief

546 Edition

The Nimes Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Zenati out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nimes will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Murray Campbell takes the afternoon — 9.18

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Murray Campbell provided it, and the 9.18 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Emmanuele Are

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Roger Tamba, 39, rolls back the years — 8.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.97 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Ismaël Dramé says Nimes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Murray Campbell the difference as Nimes beat Chamois Niortais

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Murray Campbell. 3‑2 against Chamois Niortais, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aboubacar Sidibé

Marked 8.86 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Enzo Placerdat

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

544 Edition

The Nimes Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Nimes

Position 11 and 21 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Nimes boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

4 matches without a win for Nimes

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Nimes are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Aboubacar Sidibé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aboubacar Sidibé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Nimes against Valenciennes

2‑3 to Valenciennes, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Mohamed Bamba

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohamed Bamba, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.41. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

543 Edition

The Nimes Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho asks to leave Nimes

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Evrald Loubacky says Nimes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Murray Campbell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Murray Campbell was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.70. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Davide Del Sante leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Match

Murray Campbell rescues a point for Nimes

It needed Murray Campbell to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Clermont Foot, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Djordan Mongo-Mpeho

13 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

542 Edition

The Nimes Herald

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Steve Nguimbous says Nimes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Aboubacar Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Enzo Placerdat’s goal not enough for Nimes

Enzo Placerdat scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Sochaux, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

7 goals as Nimes and Sochaux go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Nimes and Sochaux, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Mohamed Bamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Gino Caoki gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Murray Campbell

Marked 8.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Enzo Placerdat in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nime Sacko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

541 Edition

The Nimes Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Kaïs Lesueur takes the afternoon — 8.89

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Kaïs Lesueur provided it, and the 8.89 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé is carrying Nimes

10 goals and a season average of 7.53. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Mohamed Bamba signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mohamed Bamba commits to Nimes for another 2 years.

Squad

Murray Campbell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kaïs Lesueur among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Kaïs Lesueur on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Nimes and US Creteil.

Match

Nimes share the spoils with US Creteil

A 3‑3 draw with US Creteil leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Boardroom

Wages eat 93% of everything Nimes earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Djordan Mongo-Mpeho

12 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

540 Edition

The Nimes Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Enzo Placerdat says Nimes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Nimes

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Nimes

Murray Campbell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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  • Squad The manager makes an example of Kostas Pileas
539 Edition

The Nimes Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Djordan Mongo-Mpeho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nimes, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Emmanuele Are keeps Nimes in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Aboubacar Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nimes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Nimes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Bamba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Izak Akakpo

Marked 9.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Nime Sacko sends Nimes past Dijon

It finished 2‑1, and it was Nime Sacko’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Nimes.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nime Sacko at his very best

Marked 8.79. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Nimes.

Squad

Nimes pick somebody else ahead of Nesta Elphege

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

The one thing Murray Campbell could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief