Enzo Placerdat

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Free Agent
16 Nov 2029
Friday
Process

Marked for Enzo Placerdat

146 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dirk Abels damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Tomás Verón Lupi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Grasshopper is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Enzo Placerdat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Grasshopper can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Mbabu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tomás Verón Lupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Julian von Moos gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Julian von Moos is on it.

The dugout

Tomás Verón Lupi asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Justin Hammel talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Grasshopper know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Match

Grasshopper have something to play for

Position 6 on 23 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

Back issues
140 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dirk Abels

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Grasshopper lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Grasshopper spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Grasshopper

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Grasshopper is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Justin Hammel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Kevin Mbabu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Salifou Diarrassouba plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mehdi Chafii

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mehdi Chafii, and the manager let it.

Market

The Michaël Frey question follows Grasshopper around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Michaël Frey’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Boardroom

$11.4M taken back off the Grasshopper table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

135 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Grasshopper

Justin Hammel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Kevin Mbabu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Clément Michelin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Grasshopper will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Simone Stroscio knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Grasshopper, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Julian von Moos question follows Grasshopper around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Julian von Moos’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Tomás Verón Lupi

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Still no signature from Matteo Mantini

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Grasshopper could get for him.

Boardroom

The Grasshopper academy earns its keep

35 graduates, from a department now rated 15 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

The dugout

Óscar Clemente keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Óscar Clemente plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

128 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michaël Frey

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Grasshopper lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Grasshopper say no — this time

The offer from Young Boys for Tomás Verón Lupi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Enzo Placerdat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Grasshopper can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Riki rejects the move

Grasshopper had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Deportivo La Coruña, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Justin Hammel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Mbabu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Young Boys tell Grasshopper: Sergio Córdova is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Lugano watching Amine Messoussa

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Grasshopper have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

No hiding place for Leart Kabashi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leart Kabashi, and the manager let it.

In brief

96 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 115 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Grasshopper will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Kevin Mbabu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michaël Frey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Grasshopper are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Market

The Kevin Mbabu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kevin Mbabu signs something — a contract at Grasshopper or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Nassim Ben Khalifa gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nassim Ben Khalifa is on it.

In brief

92 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Kevin Mbabu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Clément Michelin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Matteo Mantini has seen enough of St. Gallen

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Grasshopper, and 8 appearances in 44 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

5 new faces, and Grasshopper are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Daniel Vicencio slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Daniel Vicencio is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Market

The Kevin Mbabu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kevin Mbabu signs something — a contract at Grasshopper or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, Nassim Ben Khalifa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A door opens for Lee Young-Jun

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Grasshopper and Mehdi Chafii are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

91 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: David Nieland out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Grasshopper lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tomás Verón Lupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Enzo Placerdat would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Enzo Placerdat is living that version at Grasshopper, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kevin Mbabu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Michaël Frey linked with a move away

The name of Michaël Frey keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Grasshopper say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Lee Young-Jun has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Lee Young-Jun has written the date down.

In brief