Jephthe Malanda

Attacking Midfielder (C) - Étoile Carouge
25 May 2030
Saturday
Process

Marked for Jephthe Malanda

196 Edition

The Étoile Carouge Chronicle

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Étoile Carouge

Willy Vogt and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Étoile Carouge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saidy Janko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Étoile Carouge have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Konrad Furman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Brian Atangana has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Brian Atangana has written the date down.

Market

George McCormick runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Étoile Carouge money.

In brief

Back issues
179 Edition

The Étoile Carouge Chronicle

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Zain Silcott-Duberry

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Zain Silcott-Duberry will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Étoile Carouge the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Étoile Carouge

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Étoile Carouge

Willy Vogt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Étoile Carouge training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emmanuel Essiam is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 148% of everything Étoile Carouge earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Signori António

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Signori António, and the manager let it.

In brief

154 Edition

The Étoile Carouge Chronicle

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lukas Scherff damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Étoile Carouge sink to position 9

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The terraces

Étoile Carouge sell a favourite for $520.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Jessé Hautier was one of the reasons people came, and $520.0K does not replace that by itself.

Market

Gustavo Vargas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Étoile Carouge can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Étoile Carouge

Willy Vogt and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Étoile Carouge sell Jessé Hautier for $520.0K

Jessé Hautier has left for Zurich in a $520.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

A move Jephthe Malanda would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Jephthe Malanda is living that version at Étoile Carouge, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Étoile Carouge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saidy Janko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Étoile Carouge rebuffed over Keyan Varela

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Basel have kept their man, and Étoile Carouge go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief