Nicholas Kaloukian

Striker - Nagoya Grampus
18 Aug 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Nicholas Kaloukian

211 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

12 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Hasan Shoushtari puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nagoya Grampus, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yahia Nader

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Ippei Takahashi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Nagoya Grampus have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past KennedyEgbus Mikuni

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yuma Suzuki

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nagoya Grampus see off Omiya Ardija

Three points for Nagoya Grampus, 1‑0 the final word against Omiya Ardija in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicholas Kaloukian

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No place for Nathan Crockford on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Nagoya Grampus pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

Back issues
209 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Omiya Ardija come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Nagoya Grampus did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Nagoya Grampus boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Hiroki Tomiyasu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Nagoya Grampus have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Nagoya Grampus

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nagoya Grampus come up short against Shonan Bellmare

Shonan Bellmare left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Hiroki Tomiyasu attracts admirers

The name of Hiroki Tomiyasu has come up in conversations Nagoya Grampus were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Haruya Fujii

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

206 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

8 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Lukas Pohl has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Nagoya Grampus can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Nathan Crockford puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nagoya Grampus, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mateus Castro signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mateus Castro commits to Nagoya Grampus for another 2 years.

Squad

Home is on Nicholas Kaloukian's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Nagoya Grampus are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for Nagoya Grampus

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Nagoya Grampus did not have in the autumn.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniel Schmidt

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from KennedyEgbus Mikuni

Marked 8.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Yudai Kimura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

202 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

10 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Yudai Kimura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 36. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Nagoya Grampus sink to position 16

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Nathan Crockford keeps Nagoya Grampus in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Nagoya Grampus's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nagoya Grampus has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian in the eights

A performance of 8.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shun Nakajima

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Younes Ibrahim wants to come home

“I did not go to Kashima Antlers to sit and watch. I want to come back to Nagoya Grampus and fight for my place.” 5 appearances in 19 matches say the rest.

Squad

Mateus Castro knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Nagoya Grampus, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

201 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for Nagoya Grampus

1‑2 against Vissel Kobe, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Nagoya Grampus

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Nagoya Grampus is running low.

Player ratings

Yudai Kimura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruya Fujii

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Yuma Suzuki wants more than Nagoya Grampus are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Daniel Schmidt out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Daniel Schmidt, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yahia Nader

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Keiya Shiihashi takes the honours

Marked 7.76 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Nagoya Grampus had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

200 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Schmidt

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Yudai Kimura in the eights

A performance of 9.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Mateus Castro

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mateus Castro, and the manager let it.

Squad

Anis Fatahine out for 110 days

The medical room confirms 110 days on the sidelines for Anis Fatahine, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Yuma Suzuki runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

199 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hasan Shoushtari asks to leave Nagoya Grampus

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hasan Shoushtari wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Nagoya Grampus know it.

Player ratings

KennedyEgbus Mikuni in the eights

A performance of 9.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Nagoya Grampus see off Kashima Antlers

Three points for Nagoya Grampus, 2‑1 the final word against Kashima Antlers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Daniel Schmidt gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian in the eights

A performance of 8.61 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Yuma Suzuki

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

198 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Nagoya Grampus

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for KennedyEgbus Mikuni

Defensive actions: 34. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Nathan Crockford hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nagoya Grampus can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nathan Crockford: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Nagoya Grampus have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Keiya Shiihashi

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Moustapha Yabré signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Moustapha Yabré and Nagoya Grampus agree another 3 years.

Squad

Nathan Crockford wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Nagoya Grampus know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

197 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Nagoya Grampus's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nagoya Grampus has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Nagoya Grampus sink to position 18

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Nagoya Grampus know it.

Player ratings

Yudai Kimura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Yahia Nader gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Nagoya Grampus share the spoils with Urawa Reds

A 2‑2 draw with Urawa Reds leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Nathan Crockford knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nathan Crockford trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

195 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Nagoya Grampus's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nagoya Grampus has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Mateus Castro

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mateus Castro, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Nagoya Grampus against Vegalta Sendai

0‑2 to Vegalta Sendai, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Home is on Montassar Triki's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Nagoya Grampus are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

The one thing Nicholas Kaloukian could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The Tsukasa Morishima question follows Nagoya Grampus around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Tsukasa Morishima’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Andrew Johnson

Marked 5.55, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

194 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

12 matches without a win for Nagoya Grampus

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Nagoya Grampus are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Yuma Suzuki

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.47, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonathan Dean

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonathan Dean, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The one thing Nicholas Kaloukian could not do

Shots: 13, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Match

Yuma Suzuki rescues a point for Nagoya Grampus

It needed Yuma Suzuki to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Omiya Ardija, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The KennedyEgbus Mikuni talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Nagoya Grampus know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Shun Nakajima asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

193 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Nagoya Grampus

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Nagoya Grampus are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Schmidt

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ryuta Koike out for 33 days

The medical room confirms 33 days on the sidelines for Ryuta Koike, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nathan Crockford

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Nagoya Grampus against FC Tokyo

0‑1 to FC Tokyo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Loan watch

Younes Ibrahim counts the days

“I watch every Nagoya Grampus game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Kashima Antlers runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

The one thing Nicholas Kaloukian could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

192 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Nagoya Grampus's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nagoya Grampus has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Nathan Crockford puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nagoya Grampus, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniel Schmidt

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Nagoya Grampus come up short against Shonan Bellmare

Shonan Bellmare left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ryuta Koike signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ryuta Koike commits to Nagoya Grampus for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Nicholas Kaloukian

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

190 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Nagoya Grampus

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Nagoya Grampus are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mateus Castro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nagoya Grampus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Yuma Suzuki runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Home is on Quinton Elliot's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Nagoya Grampus are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Nagoya Grampus share the spoils with Kashiwa Reysol

A 1‑1 draw with Kashiwa Reysol leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

No hiding place for Islam Abbaci

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Islam Abbaci, and the manager let it.

In brief

189 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Schmidt

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Nagoya Grampus

A 0‑3 beating by Sanfrecce Hiroshima was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

7 matches without a win for Nagoya Grampus

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Nagoya Grampus are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Nagoya Grampus know it.

Player ratings

Yuma Suzuki runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Nagoya Grampus count the cost of losing Ryuta Koike

66 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Nagoya Grampus

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Loan watch

Younes Ibrahim counts the days

“I watch every Nagoya Grampus game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Kashima Antlers runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

187 Edition

The Nagoya Grampus Sentinel

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yudai Kimura

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No end in sight to Nagoya Grampus's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nagoya Grampus has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Nagoya Grampus

Mateus Castro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Jonathan Dean comes home

The shirt still fits. Jonathan Dean is back at Nagoya Grampus, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Yuki Ueda is a Nagoya Grampus player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Ko Tanaka is a Nagoya Grampus player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Wataru Hasebe comes home

The shirt still fits. Wataru Hasebe is back at Nagoya Grampus, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Nagoya Grampus

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Home is on Montassar Triki's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Nagoya Grampus are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

162 Edition

The Urartu Post

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Urartu march on in the cup

BKMA are out and Urartu go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gor Matinyan

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Arman Ghazaryan

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sergey Mkrtchyan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Ahmad Aburasyin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Erik Piloyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Lucas Pedraza

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Facundo Forestieri in the eights

A performance of 8.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Okazie Ebenezer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

150 Edition

The Urartu Post

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

3 goals for Nicholas Kaloukian

The match ball belongs to Nicholas Kaloukian, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Urartu are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 22 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Maciej Oziębło asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bruno Michel

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Bruno Michel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian in the eights

A performance of 9.90 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Urartu see off Van

Three points for Urartu, 3‑2 the final word against Van in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jakov Dedić

Marked 8.60 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No place for Federico Castro on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Urartu pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

149 Edition

The Urartu Post

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gor Matinyan keeps Urartu in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Khariton Ayvazyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Karlo Lulić shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Home is on Federico Castro's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Urartu are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Lucas Pedraza

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Pedraza, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 123% of everything Urartu earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Erik Piloyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 17, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Gor Matinyan

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

148 Edition

The Urartu Post

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Urartu boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Karen Melkonyan

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Marcinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sergey Mkrtchyan

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Urartu

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Erik Simonyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Federico Castro

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Urartu find a way past Gandzasar

Gandzasar made Urartu work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

147 Edition

The Urartu Post

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Cristian Díaz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 40. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Remember the name: Jakov Dedić

He is 19, he is averaging 7.12, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Alexandre Llovet: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Urartu's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Urartu has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Erik Simonyan

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Sergey Mkrtchyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Bruno Michel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Arman Ghazaryan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

146 Edition

The Urartu Post

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Karen Melkonyan

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Jakov Dedić in the eights

A performance of 9.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Zhirayr Margaryan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Erik Piloyan gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Urartu lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Match

Honours even between Urartu and Ararat-Armenia

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Lucas Pedraza knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Lucas Pedraza trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Erik Piloyan

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

145 Edition

The Urartu Post

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Bruno Michel runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Bruno Michel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Urartu against Ararat

1‑2 to Ararat, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Erik Piloyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at Urartu

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Karen Melkonyan named player of the month

The award goes to Karen Melkonyan, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

In brief

144 Edition

The Urartu Post

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Urartu

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Urartu is running low.

Market

Marcinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Hamza Boualem says Urartu went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Urartu

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

No hiding place for Gor Matinyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gor Matinyan, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Karen Melkonyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.47, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicholas Kaloukian

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Bruno Michel runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

143 Edition

The Urartu Post

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nicholas Kaloukian puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Karlo Lulić

Defensive actions: 32. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Remember the name: Jakov Dedić

He is 19, he is averaging 7.01, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Bruno Michel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan in the eights

A performance of 9.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Jakov Dedić in the eights

A performance of 9.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Karen Melkonyan sends Urartu past Alashkert

It finished 2‑0, and it was Karen Melkonyan’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Urartu.

Player ratings

Sergey Mkrtchyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

No hiding place for Khariton Ayvazyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Khariton Ayvazyan, and the manager let it.

In brief

142 Edition

The Urartu Post

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Karen Melkonyan

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Urartu against Noah

0‑2 to Noah, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zhirayr Margaryan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Urartu lose Andrija Dragojević

29 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Gor Matinyan lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Gor Matinyan

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

The Karlo Lulić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Urartu know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

140 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Urartu

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Urartu is running low.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Karen Melkonyan

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcinho

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcinho will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Urartu the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Home is on Federico Castro's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Urartu are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Urartu

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Pyunik take the points off Urartu

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Lucas Pedraza's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Urartu will not try tonight.

Squad

No hiding place for Nicholas Kaloukian

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicholas Kaloukian, and the manager let it.

In brief

139 Edition

The Urartu Post

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Bruno Michel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Lucas Pedraza in the eights

A performance of 8.85 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Urartu see off Gandzasar

Three points for Urartu, 2‑0 the final word against Gandzasar in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Sergey Mkrtchyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Anton Bratkov shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Home is on Luca Porretta's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Urartu are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Gor Matinyan lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Miguel Velosa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

136 Edition

The Urartu Post

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nicholas Kaloukian asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

6 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Market

Marcinho is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Urartu is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Erik Piloyan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Erik Piloyan and Urartu agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Edgar Hakobyan is a Urartu player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Gevorg Hakobyan is a Urartu player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Urartu

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Bruno Michel runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

134 Edition

The Urartu Post

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Itay Senyor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Urartu count the cost of losing Andrija Dragojević

86 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Erik Simonyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Urartu, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Karlo Lulić

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Urartu could get for him.

Market

Urartu put Nicholas Kaloukian up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Nicholas Kaloukian may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

132 Edition

The Urartu Post

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Urartu sink to position 8

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Nicholas Kaloukian hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Marcinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Urartu count the cost of losing Erik Simonyan

36 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Home is on Federico Castro's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Urartu are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

128 Edition

The Urartu Post

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Hakob Bayramyan has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Urartu can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Urartu are in real trouble now

Position 8, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Nicholas Kaloukian puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Urartu turn down Ararat for Marcinho

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Luis Flores has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Ahmad Aburasyin again

The phone has started ringing about Ahmad Aburasyin again, and this time the name on the line is Noah. Urartu are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Lucas Pedraza has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Urartu know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Urartu

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

123 Edition

The Urartu Post

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nicholas Kaloukian asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Bruno Michel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Anton Bratkov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anton Bratkov and Urartu agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Federico Castro has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Urartu know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Squad

David Harutyunyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Urartu and Khariton Ayvazyan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

  • Market Urartu bring in an old head
  • Market Urartu shop where it costs nothing
122 Edition

The Urartu Post

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Bruno Michel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Khariton Ayvazyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Benjamín Morales wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Urartu know it.

Market

Experience through the door at Urartu

Saman Mehrabizadeh arrives at 36 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Squad

Jakov Dedić has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Urartu that is a harder question to answer.

Market

The shop window has Nicholas Kaloukian in it

Urartu have let the market know Nicholas Kaloukian can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

118 Edition

The Urartu Post

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nicholas Kaloukian hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Sergey Mkrtchyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Edik Vardanyan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Edik Vardanyan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief