Nicholas Kaloukian

Striker - Urartu
14 Mar 2032
Sunday
Process

Marked for Nicholas Kaloukian

290 Edition

The Urartu Post

16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jess Degenaers asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Jess Degenaers in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Petik Manukyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Petik Manukyan is on it.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Mansur Barhama

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

Back issues
286 Edition

The Urartu Post

19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Giovanni Lauricella and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Urartu try to borrow Merse Maier

Ordabasy have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Julien Benoit is in the works

Urartu have made the call to RC Strasbourg. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Petik Manukyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

282 Edition

The Urartu Post

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Levon Karapetyan breaks a bone — 40 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 40 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Narek Janoyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

278 Edition

The Urartu Post

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Petik Manukyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

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Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Mansur Barhama has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Mansur Barhama has written the date down.

In brief

275 Edition

The Urartu Post

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yojhan Sánchez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Erik Piloyan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Erik Piloyan commits to Urartu for another 3 years.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Urartu take the armband off Nicholas Kaloukian

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

The dugout

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Match

Urartu have something to play for

Position 5 on 22 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

The dugout

Mansur Barhama has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Mansur Barhama has written the date down.

In brief

274 Edition

The Urartu Post

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Petik Manukyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

271 Edition

The Urartu Post

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yojhan Sánchez asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicholas Kaloukian and Urartu agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

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Match

Urartu have something to play for

Position 5 on 22 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

The dugout

Gevorg Barseghyan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gevorg Barseghyan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Goncalo Silva

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Urartu the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

270 Edition

The Urartu Post

29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Narek Janoyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Petik Manukyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

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Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The shop window has Yojhan Sánchez in it

Urartu have let the market know Yojhan Sánchez can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

268 Edition

The Urartu Post

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Sarkisov

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Thomas Galli will not be coming to Urartu

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Vis Pesaro is saying, and nobody at Urartu is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Petik Manukyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Artemy Gunko gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Artemy Gunko is on it.

The dugout

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Squad

David Davidyan still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Urartu would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

The dugout

Grigory Matevosyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Urartu, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Urartu keep producing them

54 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

266 Edition

The Urartu Post

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Karen Melkonyan: 11 seasons and counting

292 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Urartu know exactly what they have.

Boardroom

Urartu close the window on a squad of their own making

14 in and 13 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Edoardo Zaia rejects the move

Urartu had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Shirak, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Dmytro Bezkleinyi

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Urartu have done the hard part with NK Osijek, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Edoardo Zaia

Urartu asked and Shirak said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Urartu to Pedro Dinis

The clock did what Ararat-Armenia would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mansur Barhama was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yojhan Sánchez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yojhan Sánchez, and the manager let it.

In brief

262 Edition

The Urartu Post

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A career in one shirt: Sergey Mkrtchyan

9 seasons and 238 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Edoardo Zaia rejects the move

Urartu had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Shirak, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Edoardo Zaia

Urartu asked and Shirak said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jess Degenaers in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Petik Manukyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

260 Edition

The Urartu Post

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Petik Manukyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Urartu rebuffed over Henrikh Haroyan

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Pyunik have kept their man, and Urartu go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Urartu lose Hovhannes Bayramyan

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

Urartu ask about Steven Taylor

A loan enquiry to West Ham United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Artemy Gunko has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

258 Edition

The Urartu Post

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Mansur Barhama: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Edoardo Zaia rejects the move

Urartu had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Shirak, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Artemy Gunko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Narek Janoyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Urartu ask about Edgar Movsisyan

A loan enquiry to BKMA: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

Urartu sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Harry Moore makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Petik Manukyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Jess Degenaers gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

254 Edition

The Urartu Post

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Karen Melkonyan out for 32 days

32 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Urartu lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Both of them Nicholas Kaloukian's — 8.87

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.87, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Transfer targets

Edoardo Zaia turns down Urartu

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Shirak keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

Inter join the queue for Akos Bese

Add another name to the list: Inter have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Akos Bese. The answer from Urartu has not changed — yet.

Market

As if he never left: Levon Karapetyan returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Levon Karapetyan is a Urartu player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nicholas Kaloukian’s goal not enough for Urartu

Nicholas Kaloukian scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Van, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Boardroom

Urartu beat the market to Casper Bachke from Pyunik

Pyunik will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Casper Bachke has pre-agreed a move to Urartu, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Nicholas Kaloukian

12 goals and a season average of 7.28 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

253 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Karen Melkonyan out for 39 days

39 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Urartu lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Petik Manukyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Maksym Solovei

Urartu asked and Pyunik said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

The ambition of Akos Bese outgrows Urartu early

Signings arrive with a picture of the club in their head, and this one’s picture was bigger than the building. He will play well and he will be gone, in that order, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian is carrying Urartu

10 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Nicholas Kaloukian

7.94, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Urartu had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Transfer targets

Urartu ask about Wiktor Kamiński

A loan enquiry to Alashkert: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Match

Urartu share the spoils with Pyunik

A 1‑1 draw with Pyunik leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

252 Edition

The Urartu Post

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Karen Melkonyan damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Narek Janoyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Petik Manukyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 15, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

The dugout

Petik Manukyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Urartu dressing room was either.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

David Davidyan was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 13. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Point won or two lost for Urartu?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Gandzasar? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

251 Edition

The Urartu Post

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Karen Melkonyan damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian scores twice — 8.85

Two goals and a mark of 8.85 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Yojhan Sánchez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Urartu get the job done against BKMA

A 2‑0 win over BKMA, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dimitrije Šarić

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Erik Piloyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Erik Piloyan is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Grigory Matevosyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

250 Edition

The Urartu Post

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Karen Melkonyan damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Erik Piloyan breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Alen Jurca stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Dimitrije Šarić takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Dimitrije Šarić sends Urartu past Ararat-Armenia

It finished 5‑3, and it was Dimitrije Šarić’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Urartu.

Match

8 goals as Urartu and Ararat-Armenia go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Urartu and Ararat-Armenia, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Dimitrije Šarić was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.65. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nicholas Kaloukian at his very best

Marked 8.70. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Urartu.

Player ratings

Giovanni Lauricella in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

247 Edition

The Urartu Post

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

36 days out for Erik Piloyan after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Urartu will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Urartu come up short against Alashkert

Alashkert left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

When it matters, Erik Piloyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Alen Jurca gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Narek Janoyan faces his old club

Shirak next, and one man in the Urartu dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

245 Edition

The Urartu Post

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Erik Piloyan breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Urartu run riot against Van

6‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan scores twice — 9.91

Two goals and a mark of 9.91 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Nicholas Kaloukian's — 9.68

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.68, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Dimitrije Šarić was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

David Davidyan, 33, rolls back the years — 8.42

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.42 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Petik Manukyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Urartu and Van in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

244 Edition

The Urartu Post

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Erik Piloyan breaks a bone — 57 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 57 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Urartu tear Pyunik apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Pyunik, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Nicholas Kaloukian takes the afternoon — 9.48

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nicholas Kaloukian provided it, and the 9.48 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Dimitrije Šarić takes the afternoon — 8.88

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Dimitrije Šarić provided it, and the 8.88 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Yojhan Sánchez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 4‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Market

No place for Patvakan Avetisyan in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Patvakan Avetisyan has his answer from Urartu; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

243 Edition

The Urartu Post

24 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

64 days out for Erik Piloyan after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Urartu will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 32. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Narek Janoyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Erik Piloyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Honours even between Urartu and Gandzasar

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Dimitrije Šarić knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Urartu, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

A reunion for David Davidyan

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Pyunik in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

242 Edition

The Urartu Post

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Piloyan out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Dimitrije Šarić keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Dimitrije Šarić

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Urartu get the job done against BKMA

A 2‑0 win over BKMA, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan in the eights

A performance of 8.26 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Taeneal Brandy wants to come home

“I did not go to Ararat to sit and watch. I want to come back to Urartu and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dimitrije Šarić

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

241 Edition

The Urartu Post

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Piloyan out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Urartu come up short against Ararat-Armenia

Ararat-Armenia left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Urartu hit back inside 3 minutes

Ararat-Armenia held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Urartu answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Jess Degenaers and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Karen Melkonyan is on it.

In brief

237 Edition

The Urartu Post

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Piloyan out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Artemy Gunko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Narek Janoyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Petik Manukyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Yojhan Sánchez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Urartu, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Yojhan Sánchez

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Urartu could get for him.

Market

Window shut, Patvakan Avetisyan still here

Urartu spent the window trying to move Patvakan Avetisyan on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

Market

Urartu put Gabriele Ferrara up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Gabriele Ferrara may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Boardroom

The Urartu production line keeps running

49 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

236 Edition

The Urartu Post

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Piloyan out for 113 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Gevorg Barseghyan damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Urartu close the window on a squad of their own making

2 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Pedro Dinis turns down Urartu

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Ararat-Armenia keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Maksym Solovei

Urartu asked and Pyunik said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Urartu to Kalifala Doumbia

The clock did what Noah would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Karen Melkonyan is on it.

In brief

232 Edition

The Urartu Post

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gevorg Barseghyan damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Taeneal Brandy has said yes to Ararat

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Urartu have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Dimitrije Šarić is a medical away from Urartu

The deal with Crvena Zvezda is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Maksym Solovei

Urartu asked and Pyunik said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

When it matters, Karen Melkonyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no ink between Urartu and Yojhan Sánchez

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Urartu, another week without a signature from Yojhan Sánchez.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nicholas Kaloukian signs something — a contract at Urartu or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

230 Edition

The Urartu Post

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Giovanni Lauricella in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Taeneal Brandy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

228 Edition

The Urartu Post

9 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Narek Janoyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nicholas Kaloukian signs something — a contract at Urartu or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

A door opens for Taeneal Brandy

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Sargis Ghazaryan leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Sargis Ghazaryan leaves Urartu the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

225 Edition

The Urartu Post

18 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alen Jurca stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The small margins put Urartu out

Out, 0‑2 to Noah, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Taeneal Brandy has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Nicholas Kaloukian

17 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Petik Manukyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Narek Janoyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Petik Manukyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

224 Edition

The Urartu Post

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Karen Melkonyan is on it.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nicholas Kaloukian signs something — a contract at Urartu or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Armen Khachatryan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

Urartu keep producing them

49 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

220 Edition

The Urartu Post

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bautista Díaz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patvakan Avetisyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

International call for David Davidyan

David Davidyan joins up with his country. Urartu lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

219 Edition

The Urartu Post

7 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Grigory Matevosyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Erik Piloyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Erik Piloyan is on it.

Squad

Pavel Banschikov slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Pavel Banschikov is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Match

Urartu in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 24 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

The dugout

Patvakan Avetisyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

216 Edition

The Urartu Post

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Petros Karapetyan

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Urartu

Giovanni Lauricella and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

7 new faces, and Urartu are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Karen Melkonyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Karen Melkonyan is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Grigory Matevosyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Still no ink between Urartu and Bautista Díaz

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Urartu, another week without a signature from Bautista Díaz.

The dugout

Armen Khachatryan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Armen Khachatryan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

214 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

10 saves: Alen Jurca was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Urartu through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Ararat-Armenia, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Petros Karapetyan

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Urartu win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 96th minute. Ararat-Armenia will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Karen Melkonyan: 10 seasons and counting

279 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Urartu know exactly what they have.

Boardroom

Urartu close the window on a squad of their own making

13 in and 12 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.33 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Transfer targets

Pedro Dinis turns down Urartu

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Ararat-Armenia keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Christian Carpentieri

Urartu asked and Alashkert said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

212 Edition

The Urartu Post

19 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Petros Karapetyan out for 42 days

42 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Urartu lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Vladislav Sergeev says Urartu went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Anatoliy Ayvazov rejects the move

Urartu had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Pyunik, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Market

Mkhitar Bayramyan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Raffaele Aresini is in the works

Urartu have made the call to Millwall. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Sergey Mkrtchyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sergey Mkrtchyan is on it.

Market

The Nicholas Kaloukian question follows Urartu around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicholas Kaloukian’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

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From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Sarkisov

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Urartu turn down Van for Khariton Ayvazyan

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Anatoliy Ayvazov rejects the move

Urartu had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Pyunik, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Artemy Gunko out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Artemy Gunko, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

Cem Eroğlu due for a Urartu medical

Everything agreed with Galatasaray, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Domenico Avvisati gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Domenico Avvisati has just signed for Urartu, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Urartu rebuffed over Vadim Rassadin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Noah have kept their man, and Urartu go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Taeneal Brandy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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Market

Khariton Ayvazyan turns Van down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Mkhitar Bayramyan agrees terms with BKMA

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Urartu people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

Urartu cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.33 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Vlatko Stojanovski

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Urartu have done the hard part with Shirak, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Sokrat Hovhannisyan rejects the move

Urartu had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Shirak, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Artemy Gunko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Christian Carpentieri

Urartu asked and Alashkert said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Urartu are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

In brief

200 Edition

The Urartu Post

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Both of them Nicholas Kaloukian's — 9.04

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.04, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Only the photograph left for Khariton Ayvazyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Khariton Ayvazyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Urartu the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alen Jurca keeps Urartu in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Nicholas Kaloukian

16 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Urartu get the job done against Gandzasar

A 3‑1 win over Gandzasar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artemy Gunko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Mkhitar Bayramyan

He is 17 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

Grigory Matevosyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

199 Edition

The Urartu Post

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Nicholas Kaloukian takes the afternoon — 8.86

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nicholas Kaloukian provided it, and the 8.86 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

A row about effort at Urartu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Grigory Matevosyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Urartu find a way past BKMA

BKMA made Urartu work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

The drought breaks for Urartu

5 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and BKMA were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Hamlet Sargsyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Karen Melkonyan beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The form table has caught Grigory Matevosyan

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

198 Edition

The Urartu Post

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Narek Aghasaryan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Both of them Nicholas Kaloukian's — 8.60

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.60, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

No end in sight to Urartu's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Urartu has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ararat-Armenia take the points off Urartu

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Urartu hit back inside 4 minutes

Ararat-Armenia held the lead for 4 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Urartu answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Player ratings

The afternoon ran through Karen Melkonyan

Chances created: 13. Nothing on the scoresheet and everything in the match: the pass before the pass, over and over, until the defence stopped guessing right.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Hamlet Sargsyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

197 Edition

The Urartu Post

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Urartu

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Urartu do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Narek Aghasaryan

A mark of 7.55, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Grigory Matevosyan dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sergey Mkrtchyan

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

196 Edition

The Urartu Post

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hayk Mkhitaryan

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Khariton Ayvazyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Urartu is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Urartu — 7.99

1 for Sergey Mkrtchyan, marked 7.99, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Petik Manukyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Grigory Matevosyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Grigory Matevosyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

The half-term report on Urartu

Position 7, 11 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Player ratings

David Davidyan was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Grigory Matevosyan

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

195 Edition

The Urartu Post

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A day Nicholas Kaloukian will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Hayk Mkhitaryan damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Urartu throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Alashkert the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Urartu will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.83. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artemy Gunko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Urartu

Giovanni Lauricella and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Karen Melkonyan at his very best

Marked 8.47. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Urartu.

Match

Nicholas Kaloukian rescues a point for Urartu

It needed Nicholas Kaloukian to find the net to bring anything home at all: 4‑4 against Alashkert, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The form table has caught Grigory Matevosyan

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

194 Edition

The Urartu Post

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hayk Mkhitaryan

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Narek Aghasaryan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Luís Eduardo says Urartu went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Grigory Matevosyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Petik Manukyan was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Artemy Gunko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Narek Aghasaryan

A mark of 7.55, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Urartu pick somebody else ahead of Grigory Matevosyan

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief