Steve Noode

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Process

Marked for Steve Noode

54 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Martin Wasinski is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and SV Elversberg waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Schalke 04 is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Adrian Gantenbein hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Schalke 04 can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Schalke 04 turn down PWD Bamenda for Steve Noode

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Schalke 04

Rocco Reitz and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Schalke 04 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dejan Ljubičić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rafael Leão

Schalke 04 asked and Bayern Munich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Stefan Schwab signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stefan Schwab commits to Schalke 04 for another 2 years.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stefan Schwab

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stefan Schwab, and the manager let it.

Market

Jan-Christoph Bartels told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Jan-Christoph Bartels has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Schalke 04.

In brief

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53 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rocco Reitz wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Schalke 04 hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words exchanged at Schalke 04

Rocco Reitz and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Schalke 04: Daniel Peretz is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Stefan Schwab signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stefan Schwab commits to Schalke 04 for another 2 years.

Market

PWD Bamenda join the queue for Steve Noode

Add another name to the list: PWD Bamenda have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Steve Noode. The answer from Schalke 04 has not changed — yet.

Squad

Christian Gomis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Finn Porath slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Finn Porath is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

No hiding place for Janik Bachmann

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Janik Bachmann, and the manager let it.

Market

The Vitalie Becker talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Schalke 04 know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

47 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Paul Pöpperl hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Schalke 04 can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Hiroki Ito rejects the move

Schalke 04 had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Bayern Munich, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Market

Schalke 04 say no — this time

The offer from PWD Bamenda for Steve Noode was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Schalke 04

Robin Gosens and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Kenan Karaman pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Schalke 04: Josip Stanišić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Schalke 04

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Christian Gomis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jan-Christoph Bartels gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Vitalie Becker story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Vitalie Becker signs something — a contract at Schalke 04 or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

46 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tim Dietrich asks to leave Schalke 04

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Dejan Ljubičić

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Schalke 04 will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Schalke 04

Robin Gosens was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Schalke 04 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dejan Ljubičić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Schalke 04: Rafael Leão is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Eyes on Steve Noode again

The phone has started ringing about Steve Noode again, and this time the name on the line is PWD Bamenda. Schalke 04 are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Soufiane El-Faouzi wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Schalke 04 hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

The Omar Sillah conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: SV Ried will make the call about Omar Sillah this week. Schalke 04 have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Transfer targets

Schalke 04 ask about Hiroki Ito

A loan enquiry to Bayern Munich: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

44 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Christian Gomis asks to leave Schalke 04

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Christian Gomis says Schalke 04 went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Schalke 04

Robin Gosens and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

A season away well spent by Mertcan Ayhan

35 games, 0 goals, and a squad option that has arrived without a fee attached. The interesting question at Schalke 04 now is not whether he plays but who he displaces.

Squad

A row about effort at Schalke 04

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Felix Klaus was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Mertcan Ayhan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Steve Noode gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mertcan Ayhan has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Schalke 04 that is a harder question to answer.

Match

Schalke 04 have something to play for

Position 5 on 52 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

34 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Hasan Kuruçay: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Schalke 04 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Schalke 04

Edin Džeko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Schalke 04 do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

A row about effort at Schalke 04

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Robin Gosens was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Steve Noode wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Schalke 04 can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Dejan Ljubičić asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Helmut Schumacher chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Robin Gosens

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 14 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

No place for Janik Bachmann in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Janik Bachmann has his answer from Schalke 04; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief