The Ermis Gazette
Match10 Jan 2028
Ermis are in real trouble now
Position 12, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.
Squad10 Jan 2028
Gabriel Maioli in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Squad10 Jan 2028
Words at Ermis training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dániel Farkas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Squad10 Jan 2028
No hiding place for Aldair Ramírez
“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aldair Ramírez, and the manager let it.
Squad10 Jan 2028
Ermis count the cost of losing Mario Suárez
15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.
Player ratings10 Jan 2028
Nobody could get near Harald Martin Hauso
Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.
Match8 Jan 2028
Ermis and APOEL cancel each other out
Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. APOEL came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.
Market10 Jan 2028
The Harald Martin Hauso story refuses to die
It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Harald Martin Hauso signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.
Market10 Jan 2028
Michalis Koukou leaves for nothing
Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Michalis Koukou leaves Ermis the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.
In brief
- Market Michalis Sofroniou leaves for nothing
- Boardroom The Ermis production line keeps running