Effimi Nsi

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2 Nov 2031
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Process

Marked for Effimi Nsi

266 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Chimezie Njoku: 11 seasons and counting

281 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Abia Warriors know exactly what they have.

Match

Whatever happens, Abia Warriors do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 10 signed and 9 gone

That is the business done at Abia Warriors until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Ikenna Benjamin due for a Abia Warriors medical

Everything agreed with Remo Stars, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Daniel Eni will not be coming to Abia Warriors

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Berekum Chelsea is saying, and nobody at Abia Warriors is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

Liberty Professionals tell Abia Warriors: Jeffrey Baba is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chindi Merpring

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fatai Abdullahi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fatai Abdullahi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Sharp Uzoigwe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Abia Warriors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody on the pitch touched Effimi Nsi
  • The dugout When it matters, Ali Ishaku plays
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
Back issues
263 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Chidiebere Nnachi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 38. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

$380.0K settles it between the clubs for Michael Zeppieri

Remo Stars have accepted the money. What Abia Warriors do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Alex Osimhen

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Abia Warriors have done the hard part with Remo Stars, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Patrick Gyan turns down Abia Warriors

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: WAFA keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Abia Warriors

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Abia Warriors keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Match

Effimi Nsi the difference as Abia Warriors beat Bendel Insurance

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Effimi Nsi. 1‑0 against Bendel Insurance, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Effimi Nsi in the eights

A performance of 8.24 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Chidiebere Nnachi is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

255 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Nobody wins at Abia Warriors

14 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chindi Merpring

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Ikenna Benjamin’s move to Abia Warriors collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Remo Stars; Abia Warriors go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Transfer targets

Michael Zeppieri is a medical away from Abia Warriors

The deal with Remo Stars is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

The wait goes on for Abia Warriors

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Sharp Uzoigwe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Abia Warriors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Chimezie Njoku plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Simon Sadiq was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Abia Warriors dressing room was either.

The dugout

Olayinka Iwobi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Abia Warriors, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

250 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chidiebere Nnachi leads the rout of Kwara United

3‑0, and Chidiebere Nnachi took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Abia Warriors tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Chidiebere Nnachi scores twice — 8.59

Two goals and a mark of 8.59 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Chijindu Godwill: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Abia Warriors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Effimi Nsi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Abia Warriors

Chukwuemeka Obioma and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Abia Warriors at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 3, 39 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Squad

Sharp Uzoigwe signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sharp Uzoigwe and Abia Warriors agree another 3 years.

Squad

Chidiebere Nnachi is carrying Abia Warriors

6 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The dugout

A satisfied Simon Sadiq

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑0, Simon Sadiq could afford to be generous.

In brief

249 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chindi Merpring wins it after the whistle should have gone

94 minutes played. Chindi Merpring found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Kano Pillars went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Both of them Chindi Merpring's — 8.06

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.06, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Chidiebere Nnachi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Abia Warriors make home a hard place to visit

11 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Effimi Nsi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Effimi Nsi and Abia Warriors agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Chindi Merpring the difference as Abia Warriors beat Kano Pillars

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Chindi Merpring. 2‑1 against Kano Pillars, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

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Player ratings

The game went through Effimi Nsi — 7.39

Marked 7.39 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Olayinka Iwobi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

240 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Kenneth Balogun out for 56 days

56 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Abia Warriors lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Chidiebere Nnachi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Fatai Abdullahi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Fatai Abdullahi commits to Abia Warriors for another 3 years.

Match

Chindi Merpring the difference as Abia Warriors beat Niger Tornadoes

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Chindi Merpring. 2‑0 against Niger Tornadoes, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Effimi Nsi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.20. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Chindi Merpring at his very best

Marked 8.08. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Abia Warriors.

Squad

Tempers go at Abia Warriors

Sharp Uzoigwe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Abia Warriors pick somebody else ahead of Chukwuemeka Obioma

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Chidiebere Nnachi named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Chidiebere Nnachi is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

210 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

5 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Emmanuel Ogbuagu damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Leon Abdullahi out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Abia Warriors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Chimezie Njoku has been here 10 seasons

239 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

The dugout

Egbeoluwa Emmanuel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Abia Warriors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Bright Sunday is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Abia Warriors is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Ergis Arifi rejects the move

Abia Warriors had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Teuta Durrës, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Player ratings

Effimi Nsi beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Abia Warriors rebuffed over Gibril Sosseh

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Slavia Prague have kept their man, and Abia Warriors go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Abia Warriors come up short against El-Kanemi Warriors

El-Kanemi Warriors left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

199 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Suraju Lawal takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

No mercy from Abia Warriors

Rangers International will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Abia Warriors were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

A fracture rules Onyekachi Thompson out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Abia Warriors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Abia Warriors make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Abia Warriors have 3 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Suraju Lawal was on a different afternoon to everybody else

10.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

6 goals as Abia Warriors and Rangers International go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Abia Warriors and Rangers International, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Chidiebere Nnachi at his very best

Marked 8.46. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Abia Warriors.

Player ratings

Effimi Nsi beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Chindi Merpring was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

192 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Chidiebere Nnachi beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 44. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

The wait goes on for Abia Warriors

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Excel Okam stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Excel Okam and Abia Warriors agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Sharp Uzoigwe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Abia Warriors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Emmanuel Ogbuagu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Simon Sadiq was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Abia Warriors dressing room was either.

Match

Point won or two lost for Abia Warriors?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Bendel Insurance? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Daniel Nwankwo

Every debut is a small story about the future: Daniel Nwankwo, 17 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

Market

The Suraju Lawal story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Suraju Lawal signs something — a contract at Abia Warriors or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

182 Edition

The Abia Warriors Post

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Ogunjimi breaks a bone — 56 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 56 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

Fabiano is a medical away from Abia Warriors

The deal with Dynamo Kyiv is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Abia Warriors

Sharp Uzoigwe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Effimi Nsi beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Abia Warriors rebuffed over Kubrat Onasci

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Septemvri have kept their man, and Abia Warriors go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Abia Warriors against Enyimba

0‑2 to Enyimba, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Ali Ishaku gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

David Chinagorom makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

Simon Sadiq faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Simon Sadiq after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief