Ezequiel Umpiérrez

Left Midfielder - Deportivo Colonia
20 Feb 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Ezequiel Umpiérrez

26 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Colonia

Ezequiel Cortés and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 173% of everything Deportivo Colonia earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Anthony Hernández

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anthony Hernández, and the manager let it.

Squad

7 new faces, and Deportivo Colonia are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

“I want to play”: Marcos Heredia speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

Back issues
23 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Colonia

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Omar Ruiz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Omar Ruiz, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tomás Errecartt signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tomás Errecartt and Deportivo Colonia agree another 3 years.

Squad

Edqui Amaro has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Deportivo Colonia will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Boardroom

Deportivo Colonia counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Deportivo Colonia now.

In brief

22 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Colonia

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tomás Errecartt arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Tomás Errecartt has, at Deportivo Colonia, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Colonia rebuffed over Edgar Benítez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Rentistas have kept their man, and Deportivo Colonia go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marcos Heredia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 192% of the Deportivo Colonia income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Matías Núñez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

6 new faces, and Deportivo Colonia are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Ezequiel Cortés knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ezequiel Cortés trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Ezequiel Umpiérrez story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ezequiel Umpiérrez signs something — a contract at Deportivo Colonia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

20 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Federico Hernández

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Colonia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Luciano Di Candia

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Deportivo Colonia have done the hard part with Racing, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Colonia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ezequiel Umpiérrez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Time is catching up with Enzo Ruiz

Everybody at Deportivo Colonia saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 38 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

Anthony Hernández gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Deportivo Colonia and Ezequiel Umpiérrez

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportivo Colonia, another week without a signature from Ezequiel Umpiérrez.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Colonia ask about Faustino Fernández

A loan enquiry to Colon: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Juan Pablo Sandín is still paying for one afternoon at Deportivo Colonia

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

19 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 28 days

28 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Marcos Heredia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Iván Centurión in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Colonia rebuffed over Federico Rodríguez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. La Luz have kept their man, and Deportivo Colonia go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Colonia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ezequiel Umpiérrez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ezequiel Viola

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Deportivo Colonia and Iván Centurión are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Player ratings

Alejandro González takes the honours

Marked 7.60 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Deportivo Colonia had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

18 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Federico Hernández

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Colonia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Yhojan Díaz out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Deportivo Colonia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Colonia

Gastón Sánchez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

213% of the income goes out in wages at Deportivo Colonia

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Deportivo Colonia are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Jonathan Toledo

7.30, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Deportivo Colonia had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Kevin Sanchez on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Kevin Sanchez after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Gastón Sánchez

Nobody at Deportivo Colonia is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

Match

Deportivo Colonia and Bella Italia cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Bella Italia came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

17 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 43 days

43 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

39 days out for Yhojan Díaz after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Deportivo Colonia will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ezequiel Umpiérrez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo Colonia can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Colonia

Darwin Granda and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezequiel Umpiérrez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Pablo Fernández the difference as Deportivo Colonia beat Bella Vista

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Pablo Fernández. 1‑0 against Bella Vista, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pablo Fernández

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matías Malvino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Jonathan Toledo was immovable

16 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

16 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 50 days

50 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Colonia

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ezequiel Cortés falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Edqui Amaro gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ezequiel Umpiérrez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Deportivo Colonia, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

14 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Federico Hernández

65 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Colonia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

61 days out for Yhojan Díaz after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Deportivo Colonia will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Pablo Fernández takes the afternoon — 9.05

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Pablo Fernández provided it, and the 9.05 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ezequiel Cortés

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

At last: Deportivo Colonia win one

7 matches without a win, and then this, against Sud America. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Colonia

Iván Centurión and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ezequiel Umpiérrez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 213% of everything Deportivo Colonia earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Pablo Fernández the difference as Deportivo Colonia beat Sud America

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Pablo Fernández. 2‑0 against Sud America, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

13 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 72 days

72 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ezequiel Umpiérrez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportivo Colonia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Deportivo Colonia

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Colonia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ezequiel Umpiérrez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Deportivo Colonia come up short against Parque del Plata

Parque del Plata left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matías Núñez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Gastón Sánchez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Deportivo Colonia

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

11 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 86 days

86 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz breaks a bone — 85 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 85 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Colonia

Gastón Sánchez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ezequiel Umpiérrez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Edqui Amaro gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Anthony Hernández

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Deportivo Colonia told Anthony Hernández something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

Experience through the door at Deportivo Colonia

Ezequiel Viola arrives at 39 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

The dugout

Luca Gutiérrez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Deportivo Colonia, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Pablo Fernández question follows Deportivo Colonia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pablo Fernández’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

9 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Federico Hernández

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Colonia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Yhojan Díaz breaks a bone — 99 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 99 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ezequiel Umpiérrez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo Colonia can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Deportivo Colonia against Huracan del Paso

0‑1 to Huracan del Paso, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Enzo Borgarelli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Borgarelli, and the manager let it.

Squad

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Deportivo Colonia know which stage they are at.

The dugout

Kevin Sanchez: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Edqui Amaro

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

8 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Federico Hernández damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Yhojan Díaz out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Deportivo Colonia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Fabio Vázquez goes up and wins it — 7.80

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.80 for the rest of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Colonia

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Colonia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ezequiel Umpiérrez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Juan Manuel Martínez Trejo already looking beyond Deportivo Colonia

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

The dugout

No hiding place for Matías Malvino

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matías Malvino, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ezequiel Cortés was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Fabio Vázquez rescues a point for Deportivo Colonia

It needed Fabio Vázquez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Lito, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

7 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 116 days

116 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yhojan Díaz

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezequiel Umpiérrez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Deportivo Colonia come up short against Potencia

Potencia left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Gabriel Ramirez steps up from the Deportivo Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Gabriel Ramirez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Martin Olivera steps up from the Deportivo Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Martin Olivera has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edqui Amaro

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edqui Amaro, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kevin Sanchez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

“I want to play”: Luca Gutiérrez speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

6 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Federico Hernández

123 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Colonia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yhojan Díaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Enzo Borgarelli named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Enzo Borgarelli is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

5 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

The knee: Federico Hernández out for 131 days

131 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Colonia lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Cruel end for Deutscher FK as Deportivo Colonia pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Deportivo Colonia scored in the 95th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Ezequiel Umpiérrez scores twice — 8.65

Two goals and a mark of 8.65 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Enzo Borgarelli's — 8.44

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.44, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Deportivo Colonia make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Deportivo Colonia have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Colonia

Ezequiel Cortés and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Colonia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezequiel Umpiérrez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ezequiel Umpiérrez sends Deportivo Colonia past Canadian

It finished 2‑1, and it was Ezequiel Umpiérrez’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Deportivo Colonia.

Match

Deportivo Colonia see off Deutscher FK

Three points for Deportivo Colonia, 2‑1 the final word against Deutscher FK in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

4 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Federico Hernández damages knee ligaments — 138 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 138 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The small margins put Deportivo Colonia out

Out, 0‑1 to Tacuarembo, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Colonia

Gastón Sánchez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Marcos Heredia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Omar Ruiz sends Deportivo Colonia past Deportivo Italiano

It finished 2‑1, and it was Omar Ruiz’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Deportivo Colonia.

Player ratings

Darwin Granda was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

No hiding place for Anthony Hernández

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anthony Hernández, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Omar Ruiz

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Still no ink between Deportivo Colonia and Ezequiel Cortés

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportivo Colonia, another week without a signature from Ezequiel Cortés.

In brief

2 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gastón Sánchez arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Gastón Sánchez has, at Deportivo Colonia, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Enzo Borgarelli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Enzo Borgarelli and Deportivo Colonia agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Colonia

Facundo Guichón was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ezequiel Umpiérrez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Sergio Fernandez steps up from the Deportivo Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Sergio Fernandez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Carlos Rodriguez steps up from the Deportivo Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Carlos Rodriguez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Deportivo Colonia promote Alejandro Perez from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Alejandro Perez has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Gaston Ramirez steps up from the Deportivo Colonia academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Gaston Ramirez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Juan Pablo Sandín

7.30, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Deportivo Colonia had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief