Joaquín Paredes

Central Defender - Deportivo Miranda
18 Apr 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Joaquín Paredes

506 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Carlos Espinoza breaks a bone — 119 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 119 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Deportivo Miranda

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Deportivo Miranda is running low.

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

$826.7K of the owner's money at Deportivo Miranda

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Miranda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luisbert Salazar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 147% of the Deportivo Miranda income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

Richard Herrera the difference as Deportivo Miranda beat Héroes de Falcón

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Richard Herrera. 1‑0 against Héroes de Falcón, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Deportivo Miranda

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Jaiser Altamar in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

Back issues
505 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

31 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Carlos Espinoza out for 126 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Deportivo Miranda will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Luisbert Salazar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Karl Ntcham

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Karl Ntcham, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Richard Herrera

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Héroes de Falcón in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Joaquín Núñez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joaquín Núñez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Joel Hakola plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Óscar Linares talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Deportivo Miranda know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The clock does Gonzalo Peruzzi’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Deportivo Miranda could ask drops and the wages Gonzalo Peruzzi can ask rise.

In brief

503 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Miranda

Carlos Espinoza was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Miranda

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luisbert Salazar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Gonzalo Peruzzi’s goal not enough for Deportivo Miranda

Gonzalo Peruzzi scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Portuguesa, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Joaquín Núñez dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

Joaquín Paredes suspended

One booking too many, and Joaquín Paredes sits out. Deportivo Miranda lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

Market

No place for Manuel Prieto in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Manuel Prieto has his answer from Deportivo Miranda; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Raul Castillo gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Raul Castillo is on it.

Looking ahead

Victor Guerrero faces his old club

Barquisimeto next, and one man in the Deportivo Miranda dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

502 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

10 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Luisbert Salazar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

UCV take the points off Deportivo Miranda

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 137% of the Deportivo Miranda income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joaquín Paredes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Embargo at Deportivo Miranda

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Deportivo Miranda reaches $17.2M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $17.2M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Squad

Jesús Vega gifts one

A goalkeeper’s error has no defender behind it to tidy it away. He knew before the ball crossed the line, the crowd knew a second later, and there is nothing anybody can say tonight.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

501 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

3 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Carlos Espinoza's — 8.52

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.52, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Óscar Linares stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Óscar Linares and Deportivo Miranda agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Deportivo Miranda find a way past Angostura

Angostura made Deportivo Miranda work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

$800.3K of the owner's money at Deportivo Miranda

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

The dugout

Sleyder Flores gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jaiser Altamar at his very best

Marked 8.44. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Deportivo Miranda.

Match

Carlos Espinoza answers Angostura immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Carlos Espinoza had Deportivo Miranda level again within 1 minutes, and Angostura never got to play with a lead at all.

Market

Still no ink between Deportivo Miranda and Joaquín Paredes

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportivo Miranda, another week without a signature from Joaquín Paredes.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Luisbert Salazar's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

499 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Deportivo Miranda leave it late against Titanes Guanare

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 88th, and Titanes Guanare spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Miranda

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luisbert Salazar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Richard Herrera sends Deportivo Miranda past Titanes Guanare

It finished 1‑0, and it was Richard Herrera’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Deportivo Miranda.

Player ratings

Richard Herrera takes the honours

Marked 7.36 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Deportivo Miranda had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

The first one for Richard Herrera

Every signing waits for it and every press conference asks about it until it comes. It has come, Deportivo Miranda have their man off the mark, and the second one is always easier.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Antonio Diez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Deportivo Miranda keep their word to Joel Hakola

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

497 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

4 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Carlos Gutiérrez damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Miranda

Carlos Espinoza and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $600.8K into Deportivo Miranda

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Luisbert Salazar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Monagas B take the points off Deportivo Miranda

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of José Flores

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

100 appearances for Luis Vera

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Deportivo Miranda

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Still no ink between Deportivo Miranda and Joaquín Paredes

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportivo Miranda, another week without a signature from Joaquín Paredes.

In brief

491 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

24 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sleyder Flores

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Miranda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Victor Osorio breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Josué Mata gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Josué Mata has just signed for Deportivo Miranda, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Deportivo Miranda beat the market to Jhon Flor from Zamora

Zamora will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Jhon Flor has pre-agreed a move to Deportivo Miranda, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Transfer targets

Rayo Zuliano tell Deportivo Miranda: Gabriel Monjes is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ignacio Milans is in the works

Deportivo Miranda have made the call to Caracas. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Karl Ntcham

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Deportivo Miranda told Karl Ntcham something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Joaquín Núñez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joaquín Núñez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

488 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

3 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Carlos Gutiérrez

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo Miranda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Deportivo Miranda spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

51 days out for Victor Osorio after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Deportivo Miranda will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Deportivo Miranda

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Joaquín Núñez asks to leave Deportivo Miranda

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jesús Vega signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jesús Vega and Deportivo Miranda agree another 2 years.

Squad

Joaquín Paredes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo Miranda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$577.3K of the owner's money at Deportivo Miranda

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Miranda try to borrow Juan Méndez

Marítimo de La Guaira have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

481 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Carlos Gutiérrez damages knee ligaments — 126 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 126 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ramon Barrios puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportivo Miranda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Miranda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luisbert Salazar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

135% of the income goes out in wages at Deportivo Miranda

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The decline has begun for Carlos Martínez

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Deportivo Miranda is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

In brief

467 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Deportivo Miranda let it slip despite Carlos Espinoza

Carlos Espinoza had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Barquisimeto were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

A brace, and Carlos Espinoza takes the afternoon — 8.52

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Carlos Espinoza provided it, and the 8.52 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Joel Hakola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo Miranda can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Joaquín Paredes signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joaquín Paredes and Deportivo Miranda agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Luisbert Salazar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Miranda rebuffed over José Rondón

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Caracas have kept their man, and Deportivo Miranda go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Jesús Vega gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Deportivo Miranda and Jaiser Altamar

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportivo Miranda, another week without a signature from Jaiser Altamar.

In brief

466 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jesús Rengel puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportivo Miranda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Deportivo Miranda boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Luisbert Salazar: 11 seasons and counting

284 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Deportivo Miranda know exactly what they have.

Transfer targets

Rodrigo Godoy turns down Deportivo Miranda

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Academia Puerto Cabello keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Joaquín Paredes signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joaquín Paredes and Deportivo Miranda agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

The owner puts $703.0K into Deportivo Miranda

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Miranda

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luisbert Salazar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Caracas tell Deportivo Miranda: Jeriel De Santis is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Deportivo Miranda get the job done against Atlético El Vigía

A 1‑0 win over Atlético El Vigía, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

460 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Ramiro Reynoso scores twice — 8.33

Two goals and a mark of 8.33 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Joel Hakola puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportivo Miranda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Miranda

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luisbert Salazar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ramiro Reynoso sends Deportivo Miranda past Monagas B

It finished 2‑1, and it was Ramiro Reynoso’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Deportivo Miranda.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jaiser Altamar

Marked 8.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Daniel Franco

8 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

The one thing Carlos Espinoza could not do

Shots: 19, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

The dugout

Interim Coach has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Interim Coach on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

456 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Deportivo Miranda

Carlos Espinoza and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Miranda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Franco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jaiser Altamar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The decline has begun for Kevin Salazar

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 37 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Deportivo Miranda is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Match

A bad afternoon for Deportivo Miranda against Deportivo La Guaira

0‑1 to Deportivo La Guaira, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

A ban for Joaquín Paredes

One booking too many, and a game watched from the stand. Deportivo Miranda lose him for the most avoidable reason in the sport.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ramiro Reynoso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ramiro Reynoso, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Victor Guerrero

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Angostura in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

449 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Carlos Espinoza in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo Miranda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$495.0K of the owner's money at Deportivo Miranda

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Miranda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luisbert Salazar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at Deportivo Miranda

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

The Deportivo Miranda debt reaches $16.9M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Facundo Mera

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Deportivo Miranda and Joaquín Paredes

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportivo Miranda, another week without a signature from Joaquín Paredes.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Deportivo Miranda

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Kevin Salazar slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Kevin Salazar is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Player ratings José Flores beats them one at a time
  • Player ratings Carlos Espinoza could have had three
446 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Miranda

Joaquín Paredes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Miranda

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luisbert Salazar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Óscar Linares sends Deportivo Miranda past Dynamo Puerto

It finished 1‑0, and it was Óscar Linares’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Deportivo Miranda.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Deportivo Miranda

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jaiser Altamar

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Óscar Linares

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for José Flores

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

The dugout

Jesús Rengel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

420 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportivo Miranda

Carlos Espinoza and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Deportivo Miranda against Aragua

1‑3 to Aragua, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportivo Miranda

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jesús Rengel was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

176% of the income goes out in wages at Deportivo Miranda

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joaquín Paredes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joaquín Paredes, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jaiser Altamar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Talks stall between Deportivo Miranda and Daniel Franco

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Francisco Isla was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

411 Edition

The Deportivo Miranda Courier

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Giovanni Bustos out for 47 days

47 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportivo Miranda lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

José Flores has said yes to Mineros de Guayana

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Deportivo Miranda have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Jesús Rengel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo Miranda can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Francisco Isla says Deportivo Miranda went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Miranda

Luisbert Salazar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Germán Guiffrey is slowing down

At 36, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Miranda rebuffed over Arcángel Oliveros

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Anzoátegui have kept their man, and Deportivo Miranda go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Deportivo Miranda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Franco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jesús Rengel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief