Mohammed Seidu

Central Defender - KuPS
26 Feb 2031
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Mohammed Seidu

235 Edition

The KuPS Post

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

KuPS refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 48 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Eemil Tanninen asks to leave KuPS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Riley Hilaire-Clarke keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” KuPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at KuPS

Clinton Antwi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at KuPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanislav Baranov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Mohammed Seidu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; KuPS are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Arttu Hoskonen is still paying for one afternoon at KuPS

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Johannes Kreidl gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Johannes Kreidl is on it.

In brief

Back issues
232 Edition

The KuPS Post

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Modestas Klimavicius has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around KuPS they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Clinton Antwi honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. KuPS had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Mohammed Seidu asks to leave KuPS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at KuPS

Arttu Hoskonen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at KuPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joslyn Luyeye-Lutumba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Modestas Klimavicius is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at KuPS has been clear about where Modestas Klimavicius stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Jaime Moreno gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jaime Moreno is on it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Modestas Klimavicius

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. KuPS told Modestas Klimavicius something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Oliver Kangaslahti gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

228 Edition

The KuPS Post

9 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Modestas Klimavicius is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at KuPS is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Mohammed Seidu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at KuPS, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Clinton Antwi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at KuPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at KuPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Baranov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Jaime Moreno plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Bassidy Sanogo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Bassidy Sanogo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Aleksi Piispa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Johannes Kreidl story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Johannes Kreidl signs something — a contract at KuPS or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Arvid Bergvik told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Arvid Bergvik has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at KuPS.

In brief

226 Edition

The KuPS Post

25 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Aleksi Piispa keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” KuPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at KuPS

Clinton Antwi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at KuPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanislav Baranov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Mohammed Seidu wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and KuPS know it.

The dugout

Stanislav Baranov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Stanislav Baranov is on it.

The dugout

Arttu Hoskonen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

224 Edition

The KuPS Post

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Modestas Klimavicius is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at KuPS is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Mohammed Seidu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what KuPS can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Riley Hilaire-Clarke: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” KuPS have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Clinton Antwi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at KuPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at KuPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Baranov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Jaime Moreno has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at KuPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Johannes Kreidl story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Johannes Kreidl signs something — a contract at KuPS or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Modestas Klimavicius asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Miilo Pitkänen is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at KuPS has been clear about where Miilo Pitkänen stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

220 Edition

The KuPS Post

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Pasanen damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Modestas Klimavicius

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Modestas Klimavicius will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around KuPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Mohammed Seidu asks to leave KuPS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at KuPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Baranov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ville Tikkanen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at KuPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at KuPS

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

When it matters, Jaime Moreno plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Arttu Hoskonen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at KuPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Talks stall between KuPS and T-Jay Parfitt

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

217 Edition

The KuPS Post

23 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Samuel Pasanen out for 101 days

101 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. KuPS lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Mohammed Seidu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” KuPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Martin Kirilov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Martin Kirilov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around KuPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at KuPS

Clinton Antwi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at KuPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanislav Baranov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Mohammed Seidu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; KuPS are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Clinton Antwi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at KuPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Riley Hilaire-Clarke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Clinton Antwi question follows KuPS around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Clinton Antwi’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

215 Edition

The KuPS Post

9 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Samuel Pasanen

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. KuPS lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Full time on the season at KuPS

Position 2 on 48 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Match

KuPS refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 48 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Both of them Bassidy Sanogo's — 8.52

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.52, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Only the photograph left for Bob Nii Armah

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Bob Nii Armah will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around KuPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Mohammed Seidu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what KuPS can pretend not to have heard.

Match

8 unbeaten for KuPS

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation KuPS did not have in the autumn.

The dugout

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Boardroom

Bob Nii Armah signs for HJK while still at KuPS

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Bob Nii Armah has agreed terms with HJK for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

In brief

201 Edition

The KuPS Post

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Otto Eloluoto

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. KuPS lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

KuPS run riot against HIFK

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jaime Moreno takes the afternoon — 9.66

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jaime Moreno provided it, and the 9.66 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Bob Nii Armah asks to leave KuPS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lauri Ala-Myllymäki

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lauri Ala-Myllymäki will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around KuPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

KuPS make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now KuPS have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

A move Mohammed Seidu would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mohammed Seidu is living that version at KuPS, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words exchanged at KuPS

Clinton Antwi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at KuPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Baranov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

154 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ernest Essien asks to leave Berekum Chelsea

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Terms done: Mohammed Seidu is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Ashanti Gold waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Berekum Chelsea is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Edwin Asamoah commits to Berekum Chelsea for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Heart of Lions expected to open talks for Yaw Mohammed

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Berekum Chelsea will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ahmed Olamilekan

Berekum Chelsea asked and Aduana Stars said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Morrison Anokye was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Morrison Anokye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Morrison Anokye, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Theophilus Collison plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

153 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Isaac Mensah has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Berekum Chelsea can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Yaw Mohammed asks to leave Berekum Chelsea

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Berekum Chelsea board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Yaw Mohammed is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Berekum Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Abeiku Baba says Berekum Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Edwin Asamoah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mohammed Seidu attracts admirers

The name of Mohammed Seidu has come up in conversations Berekum Chelsea were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea rebuffed over Kabu Agyemang Raymond

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bechem United have kept their man, and Berekum Chelsea go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seidu Abubakar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

152 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Berekum Chelsea boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Morrison Anokye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Berekum Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Enock Afram

Berekum Chelsea asked and New Edubiase United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Seidu Abubakar has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Berekum Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

148 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Berekum Chelsea boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Morrison Anokye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Berekum Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kwesi Sorotu Badori was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Morrison Anokye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Seidu Abubakar has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Berekum Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

147 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Berekum Chelsea has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Yaw Mohammed gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaw Mohammed is on it.

Market

Berekum Chelsea and Anthony Owusu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Michael Mensah Awuah knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Michael Mensah Awuah trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

146 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ernest Essien puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Berekum Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Kwesi Sorotu Badori and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Anthony Owusu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Theophilus Collison has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Berekum Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Goodness Gospel-Eze knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Goodness Gospel-Eze trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

142 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ernest Essien puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Berekum Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Kwesi Sorotu Badori and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mohammed Seidu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Theophilus Collison gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Theophilus Collison is on it.

The dugout

Mohammed Seidu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Kwesi Sorotu Badori knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kwesi Sorotu Badori trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

141 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Kwesi Sorotu Badori puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Berekum Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Yaw Mohammed has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Berekum Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Theophilus Collison and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kwesi Sorotu Badori was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Goodness Gospel-Eze gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Kwesi Sorotu Badori knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kwesi Sorotu Badori trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Michael Mensah Awuah plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

“I want to play”: Mohammed Seidu speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Boardroom

Berekum Chelsea keep producing them

29 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief