Šimun Boban

Central Midfielder - Ethnikos Latsion
7 Sep 2036
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Marked for Šimun Boban

516 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

16 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ethnikos Latsion

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ethnikos Latsion is running low.

Squad

85 days out for Théoglade Moukilou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ethnikos Latsion will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Enrique Lofolomo asks to leave Ethnikos Latsion

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Marco Da Graca due for a Ethnikos Latsion medical

Everything agreed with Aris, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Latsion rebuffed over Michalis Makris

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. APOEL have kept their man, and Ethnikos Latsion go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 244% of everything Ethnikos Latsion earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Ethnikos Latsion and Charalambos Pittas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Latsion

Šimun Boban and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Charalambos Makris

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

21 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ethnikos Latsion

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ethnikos Latsion is running low.

Market

Only the photograph left for Thorgan Meunier

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Thorgan Meunier will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ethnikos Latsion the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Ethnikos Latsion training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Douděra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

299% of the income goes out in wages at Ethnikos Latsion

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Player of the week: Thorgan Meunier

Somebody watched every match in the division at the weekend and decided he was the best thing in any of them. A small honour, and most careers end without one.

Market

Charalambos Loizou is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ethnikos Latsion has been clear about where Charalambos Loizou stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Yasen Nikolov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Šimun Boban gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock does Charalambos Pittas’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Ethnikos Latsion could ask drops and the wages Charalambos Pittas can ask rise.

In brief

506 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

9 points gone: Ethnikos Latsion in administration

This is the morning a town finds out what the accounts have been doing while it watched the football. The debt gets written down to something payable, and the football pays for it in points.

Boardroom

Ethnikos Latsion put the manager on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Hugo Araujo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ethnikos Latsion they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

$880.1K of the owner's money at Ethnikos Latsion

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Martin Douděra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Ethnikos Latsion

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Šimun Boban — 7.08

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 11 actions, 7.08, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Latsion

Mate Abuladze and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Talks stall between Ethnikos Latsion and Martin Douděra

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

502 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

10 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Mate Abuladze keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ethnikos Latsion may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Hugo Araujo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Hugo Araujo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ethnikos Latsion the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Ethnikos Latsion training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Douděra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ethnikos Latsion cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

Ethnikos Latsion come up short against Ypsonas

Ypsonas left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Embargo at Ethnikos Latsion

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 the manager left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Šimun Boban in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ethnikos Latsion this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Lauin Nashuan Ibrahim plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

501 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

3 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The administrators have gone from Ethnikos Latsion

A year of somebody else signing off every invoice ends this week. The books are smaller, the squad is smaller, and for the first time since it began the club is allowed to plan.

Boardroom

Ethnikos Latsion put the manager on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Lauin Nashuan Ibrahim puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ethnikos Latsion, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

No hiding place for Angelos Vyntra

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Angelos Vyntra, and the manager let it.

Squad

Théoglade Moukilou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Ethnikos Latsion debt reaches $14.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Ethnikos Latsion and Labros Antonopoulos are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Jason De Bruyne

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ethnikos Latsion told Jason De Bruyne something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Player ratings

Daniil Paroutis was the difference for Ethnikos Latsion

Marked 7.27. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

495 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Daniil Paroutis, 35, rolls back the years — 8.28

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.28 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Michalis Makris rejects the move

Ethnikos Latsion had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at APOEL, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Michalis Makris

Ethnikos Latsion asked and APOEL said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Nikolai Toft Noreng ran the middle of the pitch — 6.89

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 11 combined actions and a mark of 6.89, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Squad

A row about effort at Ethnikos Latsion

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kian Daley was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Roman Shoronov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Roman Shoronov, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Ethnikos Latsion and Martin Douděra

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ethnikos Latsion, another week without a signature from Martin Douděra.

Match

Ethnikos Latsion share the spoils with AE Kition

A 1‑1 draw with AE Kition leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

ASIL Lysi are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Ethnikos Latsion will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

487 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ethnikos Latsion out of the cup

APOEL ended it 0‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

The wait goes on for Ethnikos Latsion

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Ethnikos Latsion are taken apart by APOEL — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Match

Ethnikos Latsion cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ethnikos Latsion

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Latsion

Šimun Boban and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ethnikos Latsion

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Thorgan Meunier was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The form table has caught Charalambos Pittas

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

No hiding place for Levi Malungu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Levi Malungu, and the manager let it.

In brief

483 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ethnikos Latsion

Martin Douděra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Gustavo Almeida arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Gustavo Almeida has, at Ethnikos Latsion, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Match

Martin Douděra rescues a point for Ethnikos Latsion

It needed Martin Douděra to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Doxa, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” the manager was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Ethnikos Latsion dressing room was either.

Squad

Petros Kolias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The first one for Martin Douděra

Every signing waits for it and every press conference asks about it until it comes. It has come, Ethnikos Latsion have their man off the mark, and the second one is always easier.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Mateo Peralta

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ethnikos Latsion told Mateo Peralta something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

No hiding place for Šimun Boban

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Šimun Boban, and the manager let it.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Ovidiu Ratiu

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

481 Edition

The Ethnikos Latsion Gazette

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Jason James has agreed to leave Ethnikos Latsion for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Boardroom

Ethnikos Latsion agree a free transfer for Šimun Boban

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

A row about effort at Ethnikos Latsion

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Martin Douděra was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Ethnikos Latsion lose Antonis Elia

21 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Mateo Peralta wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ethnikos Latsion know it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Lauin Nashuan Ibrahim

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ethnikos Latsion has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

Charalambos Makris joins Ethnikos Latsion to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Ethnikos Latsion have gone and got theirs early.

The dugout

Andreas Theokli has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ethnikos Latsion will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no ink between Ethnikos Latsion and Hugo Araujo

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ethnikos Latsion, another week without a signature from Hugo Araujo.

In brief

481 Edition

The Spartakos Kitiou Courier

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dimitris Dimitriou

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Spartakos Kitiou lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mostafa Aref

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mostafa Aref will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Spartakos Kitiou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Spartakos Kitiou to lose Šimun Boban for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Šimun Boban has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Spartakos Kitiou

Michalis Kolias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartakos Kitiou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gonçalo Loureiro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Konstantinos Panteli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Konstantinos Panteli, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Spartakos Kitiou and Gonçalo Loureiro

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Spartakos Kitiou, another week without a signature from Gonçalo Loureiro.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Ioakeim Toubas's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Rami Bouaouiche knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Rami Bouaouiche trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

477 Edition

The Spartakos Kitiou Courier

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou damages knee ligaments — 61 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 61 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Karen Muradyan breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Mostafa Aref has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Spartakos Kitiou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ioakeim Toubas

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Šimun Boban asks to leave Spartakos Kitiou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Mostafa Aref signs for APEA Akrotiri while still at Spartakos Kitiou

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Mostafa Aref has agreed terms with APEA Akrotiri for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Match

At last: Spartakos Kitiou win one

7 matches without a win, and then this, against Achyronas-Onisilos. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Squad

Words exchanged at Spartakos Kitiou

Michalis Kolias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Spartakos Kitiou see off Achyronas-Onisilos

Three points for Spartakos Kitiou, 1‑0 the final word against Achyronas-Onisilos in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody on the pitch touched Théo Fornasier
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Christos Evzonas asks for a word with the manager
473 Edition

The Spartakos Kitiou Courier

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Dimitris Dimitriou out for 89 days

89 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Spartakos Kitiou lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

52 days out for Karen Muradyan after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Spartakos Kitiou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Šimun Boban puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Spartakos Kitiou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Hugo Araujo is a medical away from Spartakos Kitiou

The deal with Ethnikos Latsion is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Spartakos Kitiou

Michalis Kolias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartakos Kitiou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gonçalo Loureiro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Konstantinos Panteli knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Konstantinos Panteli trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no signature from Konstantinos Panteli

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Spartakos Kitiou could get for him.

Market

Gonçalo Loureiro linked with a move away

The name of Gonçalo Loureiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Spartakos Kitiou say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

442 Edition

The Spartakos Kitiou Courier

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Gonçalo Loureiro out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Spartakos Kitiou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Dimitris Dimitriou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Spartakos Kitiou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Mostafa Aref hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Spartakos Kitiou can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Rachid Zeffane is a medical away from Spartakos Kitiou

The deal with Anorthosis is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

4 matches without a win for Spartakos Kitiou

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Spartakos Kitiou are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Spartakos Kitiou

Michalis Kolias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Tomás Fernández's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Spartakos Kitiou are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartakos Kitiou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Dimitriou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manolis Pavlis

Marked 8.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief