Warre Moenaert

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3 Jul 2029
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Process

Marked for Warre Moenaert

144 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tchê Tchê

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Shimal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

23 days out for Rashad Nadirov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Shimal will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Michał Brudnicki frozen out at Shimal

This is not rotation. Michał Brudnicki has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Shimal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Əzəmət Ələkbərli falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Embargo at Shimal

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

Məhərrəm Orucov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Shimal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
143 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tchê Tchê

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Shimal lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

30 days out for Rashad Nadirov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Shimal will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Warre Moenaert hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Shimal can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Wendell wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Shimal know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Shimal

Benjamin Dalipi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Harry Daykin frozen out at Shimal

This is not rotation. Harry Daykin has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Shimal is pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

185% of the income goes out in wages at Shimal

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

The Wanderson Gotinha story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Wanderson Gotinha signs something — a contract at Shimal or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The clock does Tchê Tchê’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Shimal could ask drops and the wages Tchê Tchê can ask rise.

In brief

138 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Shimal board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Shimal boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Elgün Dünyamalıyev frozen out at Shimal

This is not rotation. Elgün Dünyamalıyev has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Shimal is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Shimal

Benjamin Dalipi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Əzəmət Ələkbərli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Elgün Dünyamalıyev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Elgün Dünyamalıyev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Alexandr Ageev linked with a move away

The name of Alexandr Ageev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Shimal say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Benjamin Dalipi runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Shimal money.

Market

The shop window has Tchê Tchê in it

Shimal have let the market know Tchê Tchê can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

127 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Shimal's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Shimal has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Full time on the season at Shimal

Position 9 on 7 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Pierluigi Saurini puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Shimal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Home is on Tchê Tchê's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Shimal are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Shimal

Wendell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted Shimal

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Shimal can tell you which week it ends in.

Boardroom

Wages eat 380% of everything Shimal earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Veraldo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Wendell

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Wendell.

In brief

125 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Shimal

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Shimal are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Shimal

Position 9 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Home is on Wendell's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Shimal are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Benjamin Dalipi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Shimal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Shimal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Əzəmət Ələkbərli was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Shimal come up short against Jabrayil

Jabrayil left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Warre Moenaert

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Rahid Nadirov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Rahid Nadirov after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Wendell

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Shimal told Wendell something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

116 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Şəhmər Aşurov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Shimal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

61 days out for Kamal Kazımov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Shimal will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Wendell wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Shimal know it.

Squad

Wendell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Shimal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Əzəmət Ələkbərli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Shimal

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Shimal debt reaches $4.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

Warre Moenaert gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Michał Brudnicki knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Shimal, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief