Iván Ramos

Striker - Lagarto
3 Mar 2027
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Iván Ramos

31 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joãozinho breaks a bone — 88 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 88 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Lagarto boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Arthur Nascimento hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lagarto can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Daelson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Lagarto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tallison was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Paulinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Lagarto and Iván Ramos

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Lagarto, another week without a signature from Iván Ramos.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Joãozinho's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Arthur Nascimento: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Lagarto will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

  • Boardroom Lagarto counting the cost
  • The dugout The manager's exit leaves Paulinho exposed
  • The dugout Joãozinho asks for a word with the manager
Back issues
30 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joãozinho out for 95 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lagarto will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Lagarto

Samuel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 235% of everything Lagarto earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tallison

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tallison, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Lagarto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Francisco Rivera was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Lagarto and Henrique Silva

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

29 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

102 days out for Joãozinho after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Lagarto will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Samuel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alison Matheus

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

27 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joãozinho out for 117 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lagarto will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Lagarto

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Arthur Nascimento asks to leave Lagarto

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Lagarto

Samuel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gabriel Morais

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Morais, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Joãozinho is still paying for one afternoon at Lagarto

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Boardroom

Lagarto counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Lagarto now.

Squad

A promotion for Miguel Antonio

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Miguel Antonio has moved up it.

Squad

Gabriel Morais wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Lagarto will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes Joãozinho a promise
  • Market The clock does Iván Ramos’s negotiating for him
  • Market Pedrão linked with a move away
25 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Antônio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Paulinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Francisco Rivera falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

24 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matheus Lima is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Lagarto

Daelson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bruno Limão is slowing down

At 37, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

The dugout

No hiding place for Iván Ramos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Iván Ramos, and the manager let it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Lagarto

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Paulinho knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Lagarto, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

23 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Lagarto put Caio Lima on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Lagarto

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Real improvement from Miguel Antonio at Lagarto

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Miguel Antonio is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words exchanged at Lagarto

Samuel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Bragantino tell Lagarto: Rubens is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joãozinho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Lagarto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alejandro Hales is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Joãozinho is still paying for one afternoon at Lagarto

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Boardroom

Lagarto counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Lagarto now.

In brief

  • The dugout Paulinho loses the manager who believed in him
  • The dugout Iván Ramos asks for a word with the manager
  • Squad Lagarto have started building around Samuel
22 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Lagarto

Marquinhos and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 264% of the Lagarto income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bruno Limão

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bruno Limão, and the manager let it.

Squad

Francisco Rivera falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Lagarto and Iván Ramos

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Lagarto, another week without a signature from Iván Ramos.

Transfer targets

Lagarto ask about Lucas Marques

A loan enquiry to ABC: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Tallison wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Lagarto will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Tallison knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tallison trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Alison Matheus question follows Lagarto around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alison Matheus’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

21 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Lucca is a medical away from Lagarto

The deal with Juventude is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Marquinhos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Anderson Pato

Lagarto asked and Vitória said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Tallison gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Lagarto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Francisco Rivera was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Pedro Lucas: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Lagarto will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

The dugout

Pedro Lucas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Pedro Lucas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

No place for Miguel Antonio in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Lagarto are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Market

The Iván Ramos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Lagarto know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

18 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Lagarto come up short against Treze

Treze left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Lagarto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Lucas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 196% of everything Lagarto earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Pedrão and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Paulinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Lagarto at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 11, 13 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

The dugout

Caio Lima faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Caio Lima after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Tallison

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Lagarto told Tallison something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Player ratings

Caio Ribeiro runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

17 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Romario Da Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Lagarto find a way past Sergipe

Sergipe made Lagarto work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Iván Ramos was the difference for Lagarto

Marked 7.74. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Caio Lima has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Caio Lima on a 1‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

Paulinho asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Felipe Rangel

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Marquinhos does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

Market

The Iván Ramos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Lagarto know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

The afternoon ran through Romario Da Silva

Chances created: 8. Nothing on the scoresheet and everything in the match: the pass before the pass, over and over, until the defence stopped guessing right.

In brief

12 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: André Borges out for 41 days

41 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Lagarto lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No mercy from Lagarto

Santa Cruz de Natal will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Lagarto were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Both of them Iván Ramos's — 9.07

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.07, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Romario Da Silva yet — 8.54

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.54 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Lagarto

Daelson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Caio Ribeiro was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Cesinha is slowing down

At 40, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

Lagarto are still strangers to each other

23 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Caio Lima has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Caio Lima on a 3‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

9 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for André Borges

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lagarto lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The drought breaks for Lagarto

8 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Ferroviário were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Antônio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lagarto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Lucas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Lagarto supporters have found a favourite in Alison Matheus

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Alison Matheus has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Felipe Rangel

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Lagarto get the job done against Ferroviário

A 1‑0 win over Ferroviário, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Alison Matheus

7.33, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Lagarto had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Arthur Nascimento has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Lagarto will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

8 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

André Borges damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Lagarto's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lagarto has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Antônio

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Antônio and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Central take the points off Lagarto

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Arthur Nascimento

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arthur Nascimento, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Caio Lima: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Caio Ribeiro beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Romario Da Silva keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

7 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: André Borges out for 77 days

77 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Lagarto lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No end in sight to Lagarto's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lagarto has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Daelson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Iván Ramos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Caio Ribeiro at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lagarto.

Match

Lagarto refuse to lose to Penedense

A point taken on 90 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Player ratings

The game went through Alison Matheus — 7.70

Marked 7.70 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

19 new faces, and Lagarto are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

No place for Pedrão in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Lagarto are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

5 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

André Borges damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Lagarto

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Antônio signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antônio and Lagarto agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Caio Ribeiro was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Lagarto

Daelson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Iván Ramos already looking beyond Lagarto

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

The dugout

Antônio gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Lagarto refuse to lose to União

A point taken on 89 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Renan is a square peg at Lagarto

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

In brief