Mohammed Faisal

Goalkeeper - Wikki Tourists
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

Marked for Mohammed Faisal

633 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

John Musa, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.74

A mark of 7.74 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Chukwuma Ogu says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Chidozie Onyeka

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Chidozie Onyeka has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chidozie Onyeka

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.75, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adamu Duguri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Wikki Tourists sink to position 19

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Aminu Aribo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

11 seasons of Dapal Monday

134 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Wikki Tourists know what they have.

Squad

Gideon Iliya in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chidozie Onyeka

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

631 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mujahid Ibrahim takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Wikki Tourists

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chijioke Ekpemadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim in the eights

A performance of 9.84 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Wikki Tourists see off Bendel Insurance

Three points for Wikki Tourists, 3‑2 the final word against Bendel Insurance in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Costly mistake from Mohammed Faisal

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Mohammed Faisal knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mohammed Faisal

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

The Adamu Duguri question follows Wikki Tourists around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Adamu Duguri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

630 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑4 by El-Kanemi Warriors, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

5 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Carl Eyong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carl Eyong, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Wikki Tourists

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

629 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Chidozie Onyeka is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.02 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Wikki Tourists know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

628 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Denis Voychenko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Shooting Stars

0‑2 to Shooting Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

627 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu has been here 10 seasons

383 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Adamu Duguri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adamu Duguri, and the manager let it.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Niger Tornadoes

Niger Tornadoes left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Patrick Inusah signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Inusah and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Wikki Tourists pull $1.6M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The Adamu Duguri question follows Wikki Tourists around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Adamu Duguri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

626 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chukwuma Ogu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Patrick Inusah signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Inusah and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.82 on the card, and the Wikki Tourists support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Chijioke Ekpemadu was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

625 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Wikki Tourists tear Abia Warriors apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Abia Warriors, and it could have been more.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.89

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.89 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

At 21, Chidozie Onyeka is already the best thing here

An average of 7.00 in a first team he is several years too young for. Wikki Tourists have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.61. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mujahid Ibrahim at his very best

Marked 8.28. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Wikki Tourists.

In brief

624 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

31 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Wikki Tourists sink to position 19

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Simeon Habila yet — 8.31

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.31 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Haruna Aliyu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Mohammed Faisal

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohammed Faisal, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

David Dennis left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; David Dennis will call it something else in private.

In brief

623 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

30 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Simeon Habila stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Simeon Habila and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Remo Stars

0‑1 to Remo Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Dapal Monday was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Wikki Tourists academy

6 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Market

The Adamu Duguri talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Wikki Tourists know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

622 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

29 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A hiding for Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑4 by Barau, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

John Musa, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.70

A mark of 7.70 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chidera Ogunjobi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Wikki Tourists

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

When it matters, Naziru Auwalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mohammed Faisal

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

621 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

28 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Wikki Tourists

0‑4 against Enyimba, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

9 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 9 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

James Ebuka says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Naziru Auwalu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Naziru Auwalu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Denis Voychenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Denis Voychenko and Wikki Tourists agree another 1 years.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Wikki Tourists dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

620 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

27 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Wikki Tourists sink to position 19

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

8 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Samuel Ebieteli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Chijioke Ekpemadu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

619 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

26 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 26, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

7 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal has been here 12 seasons

346 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Naziru Auwalu commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Rangers International

0‑1 to Rangers International, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chukwuma Ogu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Adamu Duguri talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Wikki Tourists know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simeon Habila

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

618 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

25 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 25, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Aminu Aribo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

6 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mujahid Ibrahim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruna Aliyu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Chijioke Ekpemadu

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

617 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

24 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Gideon Iliya

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gideon Iliya, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Kano Pillars

0‑1 to Kano Pillars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chidozie Dennis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

616 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

23 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 23, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Aminu Aribo asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Chidozie Onyeka, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.64

A mark of 7.64 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dapal Monday in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A promise honoured for Chijioke Ekpemadu

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Wikki Tourists told Chijioke Ekpemadu something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

615 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chidozie Dennis

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jamilu Onyeka keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Ikorodu City

0‑2 to Ikorodu City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Chidera Ogunjobi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Dapal Monday could not find anything

5.63. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

Off the pace: David Dennis

A mark of 5.61 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

  • Player ratings An afternoon Aminu Aribo will want back
  • Player ratings John Musa runs at them all day
614 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

21 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chidozie Dennis

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gideon Iliya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gideon Iliya commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adamu Duguri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

613 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Haruna Aliyu

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Chijioke Ekpemadu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Denis Voychenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Wikki Tourists pick somebody else ahead of Chukwuma Ogu

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Kun Khalifat cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Kun Khalifat came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

612 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Simeon Habila yet — 8.12

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Bendel Insurance

1‑2 to Bendel Insurance, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mujahid Ibrahim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Haruna Aliyu at his very best

Marked 8.51. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Wikki Tourists.

In brief

611 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Gideon Iliya in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Chidera Ogunjobi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chidera Ogunjobi and Wikki Tourists agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Mujahid Ibrahim

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

610 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Wikki Tourists

A 0‑3 beating by Plateau United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from John Musa at 17 — 7.82

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. John Musa did not need any: 7.82, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chijioke Ekpemadu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chijioke Ekpemadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gideon Iliya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Wikki Tourists dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

609 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu was immovable

24 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Chidozie Dennis

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chidozie Onyeka

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jamilu Onyeka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

608 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

15 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 18 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Chijioke Ekpemadu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chijioke Ekpemadu, and the manager let it.

Squad

James Ebuka stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” James Ebuka and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

607 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 55 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Haruna Aliyu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Haruna Aliyu, and the manager let it.

Match

Nasarawa United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

606 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

13 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 62 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mujahid Ibrahim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

John Musa is the division's best young player this month

At 17 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Wikki Tourists will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu was immovable

16 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Abia Warriors cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Abia Warriors came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

605 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

12 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Rivers United

0‑2 to Rivers United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Chukwuma Ogu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Joshua Osimhen never got going

5.77 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

604 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Remo Stars take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Denis Voychenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Denis Voychenko and Wikki Tourists agree another 1 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of David Dennis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

When it matters, Naziru Auwalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mujahid Ibrahim

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simeon Habila

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Mohammed Faisal talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Wikki Tourists know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

603 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from John Musa at 17 — 8.89

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. John Musa did not need any: 8.89, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in John Musa

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 17-year-old it feels ownership of. John Musa has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

602 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

The cup run ends for Wikki Tourists

0‑2 against Bendel Insurance, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

11 seasons of Denis Voychenko

117 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Wikki Tourists know what they have.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Enyimba

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kelechi Abacha

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

601 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

11 seasons of Denis Voychenko

116 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Wikki Tourists know what they have.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Warri Wolves

0‑2 to Warri Wolves, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adamu Duguri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Dennis

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Chukwuma Ogu could not find anything

5.66. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

600 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohammed Faisal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Mujahid Ibrahim

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mujahid Ibrahim, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Rangers International

0‑1 to Rangers International, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Mohammed Faisal talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Wikki Tourists know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Chidera Ogunjobi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 7. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Kenneth Collins leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Kenneth Collins leaves Wikki Tourists the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

599 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Gabriel Omeruo, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.07

A mark of 8.07 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Chijioke Ekpemadu, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kwara United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Gabriel Omeruo

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Dapal Monday signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dapal Monday commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Mohammed Faisal

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

598 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruna Aliyu

17 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Joshua Osimhen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joshua Osimhen and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chidozie Onyeka

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Kano Pillars cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Kano Pillars came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

The Adamu Duguri question follows Wikki Tourists around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Adamu Duguri’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

596 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chijioke Ekpemadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

595 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Wikki Tourists count the cost of losing Chijioke Ekpemadu

66 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

594 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 80 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Naziru Auwalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

593 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

11 seasons of Adamu Duguri

355 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Wikki Tourists know what they have.

Squad

Simeon Habila signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simeon Habila and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Market

Emmanuel Madu has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

592 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 94 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

591 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chukwueze Iheanacho out for 101 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Wikki Tourists

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Aminu Aribo asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

588 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Wikki Tourists spell it out for Victor Aribo

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Victor Aribo has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Taiwo Ejuke keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Naziru Auwalu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

587 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

Market

Aminu Aribo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

586 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mujahid Ibrahim out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Mujahid Ibrahim, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Wikki Tourists lose Akinkunmi Iwobi

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

585 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Emmanuel Madu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

584 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dapal Monday says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya has been here 11 seasons

394 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

In brief

581 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jamilu Onyeka keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Emmanuel Madu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Jamilu Onyeka

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Jamilu Onyeka has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Katsina United

0‑1 to Katsina United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Samuel Ebieteli could not find anything

5.78. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

580 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Lebogang Mokotjo has been here 10 seasons

111 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chijioke Ekpemadu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Mujahid Ibrahim the difference as Wikki Tourists beat Kun Khalifat

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Mujahid Ibrahim. 1‑0 against Kun Khalifat, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruna Aliyu

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mujahid Ibrahim

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Mohammed Faisal linked with a move away

The name of Mohammed Faisal keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Wikki Tourists say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

579 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Haruna Aliyu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.72, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Bendel Insurance are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Wikki Tourists will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

578 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

62 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Chidera Ogunjobi at 17 — 8.17

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Chidera Ogunjobi did not need any: 8.17, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Haruna Aliyu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Chidera Ogunjobi

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 17-year-old it feels ownership of. Chidera Ogunjobi has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mujahid Ibrahim

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Simeon Habila at his very best

Marked 8.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Wikki Tourists.

In brief

577 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jamilu Onyeka keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

6 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Denis Voychenko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

576 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

76 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

5 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gideon Iliya in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Haruna Aliyu

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

David Dennis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Lebogang Mokotjo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Lebogang Mokotjo and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years.

In brief

575 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

83 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Wikki Tourists let it slip despite Mujahid Ibrahim

Mujahid Ibrahim had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Niger Tornadoes were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim scores twice — 8.34

Two goals and a mark of 8.34 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Aminu Aribo asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chijioke Ekpemadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

574 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mohammed Faisal out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

90 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Haruna Aliyu

Marked 8.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Patrick Inusah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrick Inusah commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Chijioke Ekpemadu was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

573 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Abia Warriors

Abia Warriors left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Adamu Duguri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adamu Duguri, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mujahid Ibrahim

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

572 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 19 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Patrick Inusah says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mujahid Ibrahim

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Carl Eyong

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Wikki Tourists share the spoils with Rivers United

A 1‑1 draw with Rivers United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Mohammed Faisal linked with a move away

The name of Mohammed Faisal keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Wikki Tourists say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

571 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Ebuka

111 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Aminu Aribo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila in the eights

A performance of 9.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Wikki Tourists find a way past Remo Stars

Remo Stars made Wikki Tourists work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruna Aliyu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Boardroom

Wikki Tourists sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Kenneth Oduya named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Kenneth Oduya is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

When it matters, Naziru Auwalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

570 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Haruna Aliyu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

David Dennis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” David Dennis and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Match

Barau take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

568 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

17 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 17, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu was the difference for Wikki Tourists

Marked 7.93. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Mohammed Faisal

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A promise honoured for Dapal Monday

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Wikki Tourists told Dapal Monday something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

567 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Rangers International

Rangers International left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Haruna Aliyu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Wikki Tourists lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Chidozie Onyeka

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Chidozie Onyeka has come out of that comparison in the side, and Wikki Tourists have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

566 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Mujahid Ibrahim’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Mujahid Ibrahim scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Kwara United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for David Dennis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Dennis, and the manager let it.

In brief

565 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Wikki Tourists

A 0‑4 beating by Kano Pillars was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Chukwueze Iheanacho: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Adamu Duguri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adamu Duguri, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Wikki Tourists dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Samuel Ebieteli could not find anything

5.47. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

564 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 18, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Chukwueze Ademola: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jamilu Onyeka signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jamilu Onyeka and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

No goals between Wikki Tourists and Bayelsa United

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Bayelsa United will be the happier side with the point.

Market

Mohammed Faisal linked with a move away

The name of Mohammed Faisal keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Wikki Tourists say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

563 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

12 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

62 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Dapal Monday pops up at the right end — 6.94

6.94, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ikorodu City take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Gideon Iliya

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gideon Iliya, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simeon Habila

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Haruna Aliyu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is David Dennis's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Wikki Tourists will not try tonight.

In brief

562 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

11 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

James Ebuka says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Simeon Habila signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Simeon Habila commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

In brief

561 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

76 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Wikki Tourists

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Kun Khalifat kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Wikki Tourists will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Mujahid Ibrahim takes the afternoon — 8.45

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Mujahid Ibrahim provided it, and the 8.45 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chijioke Ekpemadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Wikki Tourists

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Wikki Tourists count the cost of losing James Ebuka

27 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

560 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

83 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 19 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Chidozie Onyeka, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.99

A mark of 7.99 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Bendel Insurance

1‑2 to Bendel Insurance, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.09. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Denis Voychenko stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Denis Voychenko and Wikki Tourists agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

559 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ola Dennis

90 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gideon Iliya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against El-Kanemi Warriors

0‑2 to El-Kanemi Warriors, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Simeon Habila

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.14, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Naziru Auwalu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Dapal Monday could not find anything

5.67. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

558 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Naziru Auwalu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

557 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 36 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 36 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

6 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Haruna Aliyu

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila takes the honours

Marked 7.66 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Wikki Tourists had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

When it matters, Naziru Auwalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Chijioke Ekpemadu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

556 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 43 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 43 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Denis Voychenko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Haruna Aliyu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Niger Tornadoes

Niger Tornadoes left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Mohammed Faisal linked with a move away

The name of Mohammed Faisal keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Wikki Tourists say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

555 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Taiwo Ejuke at 17 — 7.82

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Taiwo Ejuke did not need any: 7.82, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Chijioke Ekpemadu, 34, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Wikki Tourists share the spoils with Nasarawa United

A 1‑1 draw with Nasarawa United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mujahid Ibrahim

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

553 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 64 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 64 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Gideon Iliya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gideon Iliya commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Rivers United

Rivers United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Adamu Duguri gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

552 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 71 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 71 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.20. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Denis Voychenko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Denis Voychenko commits to Wikki Tourists for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

551 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emmanuel Iroanya breaks a bone — 78 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 78 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Mujahid Ibrahim's — 8.83

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.83, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Haruna Aliyu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Mujahid Ibrahim sends Wikki Tourists past Barau

It finished 2‑0, and it was Mujahid Ibrahim’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Wikki Tourists.

Squad

Denis Voychenko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Denis Voychenko commits to Wikki Tourists for another 1 years.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gideon Iliya

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Chijioke Ekpemadu

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

550 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Emmanuel Iroanya out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Wikki Tourists out of the cup

Bendel Insurance ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

7 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chijioke Ekpemadu commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Enyimba

0‑1 to Enyimba, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

549 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Emmanuel Iroanya out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

7 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Market

Taiwo Ejuke asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chijioke Ekpemadu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Haruna Aliyu

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

548 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Emmanuel Iroanya out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Ola Kalu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Rangers International

Rangers International left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

When it matters, Gideon Iliya plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Dennis

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

546 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Kano Pillars

Kano Pillars left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Adamu Duguri linked with a move away

The name of Adamu Duguri keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Wikki Tourists say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Mujahid Ibrahim runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

545 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Aminu Aribo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Simon Iwobi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Wikki Tourists

8 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Simon Ogunjobi steps up from the Wikki Tourists academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Simon Ogunjobi has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Shehu Okocha steps up from the Wikki Tourists academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Shehu Okocha has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Player ratings

Chijioke Ekpemadu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

544 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 51 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 51 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Simeon Habila plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

543 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 58 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 58 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gideon Iliya has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

542 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 65 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 65 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Wikki Tourists lose Denis Voychenko

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

540 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

James Ebuka says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

10 seasons of Adamu Duguri

317 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Wikki Tourists know what they have.

In brief

539 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 86 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 86 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Dapal Monday says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

538 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 93 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 93 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Simeon Habila plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

537 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Aminu Aribo asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Joshua Osimhen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Simon Iwobi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

536 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Patrick Inusah says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Mohammed Faisal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

535 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akinkunmi Iwobi damages knee ligaments — 114 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 114 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chukwueze Ademola stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chukwueze Ademola and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief