Owen Renfrum

Central Defender - Den Bosch
3 Jul 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Owen Renfrum

150 Edition

The Den Bosch Courier

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Teun van Grunsven is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Den Bosch is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Soumaïla Traoré gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Soumaïla Traoré has just signed for Den Bosch, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Myron Mau-Asam hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Den Bosch can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Sebastiaan Hagedoorn due for a Den Bosch medical

Everything agreed with Almere City, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Den Bosch

Wolke Janssens was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Den Bosch get their man

The chase for Owen Renfrum ended with $110.0K changing hands and FC Eindhoven out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Market

Heerenveen watching Jairo Beerens

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Den Bosch have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Mees Laros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on John Mellberg

Den Bosch asked and Rapid Wien said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

Back issues
150 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Tyrese Simons is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Groningen waiting with a shirt. Nobody at FC Eindhoven is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Dyon Dorenbosch asks to leave FC Eindhoven

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

An offer of $2.6M for Memphis Depay

FC Eindhoven have gone to Ajax with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Joppe Hakstege is a medical away from FC Eindhoven

The deal with Zwolle is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Faris Karram rejects the move

FC Eindhoven had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Utrecht, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Chahid Mrijina gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Chahid Mrijina has just signed for FC Eindhoven, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

FC Eindhoven sell Owen Renfrum for $110.0K

Owen Renfrum has left for Den Bosch in a $110.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Farouq Limouri was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

149 Edition

The Den Bosch Courier

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A move Gabriel Waya-Waya would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Gabriel Waya-Waya is living that version at Den Bosch, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Owen Renfrum

Den Bosch and FC Eindhoven have settled on $110.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Zaid El Bakkali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Den Bosch can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Wolke Janssens stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Wolke Janssens and Den Bosch agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Wolke Janssens in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Den Bosch this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Den Bosch

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Remco Balk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

FC Copenhagen tell Den Bosch: Thapelo Maseko is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Jivayno Zinhagel told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Jivayno Zinhagel has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Den Bosch.

The dugout

Den Bosch keep their word to Thijs van Leeuwen

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

149 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sven Simons hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what FC Eindhoven can pretend not to have heard.

Market

RKC Waalwijk come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and FC Eindhoven did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the FC Eindhoven boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Lukas Talen arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Lukas Talen has, at FC Eindhoven, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Thijs Muller was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Luka Olić wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and FC Eindhoven know it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Daan Reiziger

FC Eindhoven asked and Go Ahead Eagles said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

FC Eindhoven and Dylan Mertens are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

148 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Noah Lewis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” FC Eindhoven may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Farouq Limouri was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Eindhoven

Givendro Mercera and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

No place for Givendro Mercera in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation FC Eindhoven are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dyon Dorenbosch

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dylan Mertens asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Owen Renfrum is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Market

The Sven Simons story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sven Simons signs something — a contract at FC Eindhoven or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Givendro Mercera still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at FC Eindhoven would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

147 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Don-Angelo Konadu is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. FC Eindhoven will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Jens Jenniskens puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at FC Eindhoven, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Owen Renfrum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Owen Renfrum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around FC Eindhoven the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Farouq Limouri was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

FC Eindhoven count the cost of losing Duke Verduin

16 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Dyon Dorenbosch is still paying for one afternoon at FC Eindhoven

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jens Jenniskens

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jens Jenniskens, and the manager let it.

Market

Sven Simons placed on the list

FC Eindhoven have made Sven Simons available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

146 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Full time on the season at FC Eindhoven

Position 17 on 39 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Lars de Wit has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around FC Eindhoven they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Eindhoven

Don-Angelo Konadu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Mertens falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Vitesse take the points off FC Eindhoven

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nick Dobben

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nick Dobben, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Owen Promes: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

When it matters, Sven Blummel plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Sven Simons

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and FC Eindhoven will feel it on Saturday.

In brief

143 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Don-Angelo Konadu scores twice — 8.61

Two goals and a mark of 8.61 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Jens Jenniskens: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FC Eindhoven have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Owen Renfrum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around FC Eindhoven they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Don-Angelo Konadu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dylan Mertens falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Duke Verduin out for 47 days

The medical room confirms 47 days on the sidelines for Duke Verduin, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Honours even between FC Eindhoven and ADO Den Haag

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Owen Promes chose the glass-half-full version of 2‑2; the supporters left with the other one.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for FC Eindhoven

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Jong Ajax.

In brief

140 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Don-Angelo Konadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Luka Olić's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; FC Eindhoven are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at FC Eindhoven training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Mertens is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A promise honoured at FC Eindhoven

Something was said to Boris van Schuppen and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

Keyane el Ouansaidi named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Keyane el Ouansaidi is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Noah Lewis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Owen Renfrum is still paying for one afternoon at FC Eindhoven

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Looking ahead

Dylan Mertens goes back to face Volendam

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Dylan Mertens’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and FC Eindhoven needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Sven Simons story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sven Simons signs something — a contract at FC Eindhoven or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

139 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Louie Bradbury at 20 — 7.87

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Louie Bradbury did not need any: 7.87, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

6 saves: Nick Dobben was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Owen Renfrum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around FC Eindhoven they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Don-Angelo Konadu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Farouq Limouri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Keyane el Ouansaidi

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Don-Angelo Konadu the difference as FC Eindhoven beat MVV Maastricht

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Don-Angelo Konadu. 2‑0 against MVV Maastricht, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Don-Angelo Konadu stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.95 on the card, and the FC Eindhoven support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

FC Eindhoven keep their word to Don-Angelo Konadu

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

136 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sven Blummel stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sven Blummel and FC Eindhoven agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Don-Angelo Konadu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sven Simons was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

FC Eindhoven come up short against VVV-Venlo

VVV-Venlo left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Nick Dobben gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Don-Angelo Konadu makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Owen Promes to a room that had heard them before.

Market

Talks stall between FC Eindhoven and Thomas Kok

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

A year gone for Krein Stekhuizen

The loan was meant to give him football. 4 games and 3 goals later he is back at FC Eindhoven no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their doing.

In brief

135 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Darrell Addo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FC Eindhoven have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Owen Renfrum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at FC Eindhoven is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Whatever happens, FC Eindhoven do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Farouq Limouri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

FC Eindhoven find a way past Willem II

Willem II made FC Eindhoven work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

No place for Dylan Mertens on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at FC Eindhoven pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Squad

Luis Caicedo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and FC Eindhoven know it.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Juan Familia-Castillo

7.95, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. FC Eindhoven had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

131 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

18 matches without a win for FC Eindhoven

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around FC Eindhoven are no longer polite ones.

Market

Thomas Kok hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what FC Eindhoven can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Hobie Verhulst turns down FC Eindhoven

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Twente keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

Telstar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and FC Eindhoven did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

FC Eindhoven rebuffed over Sebastian Karlsson Grach

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Heracles have kept their man, and FC Eindhoven go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Luka Olić's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; FC Eindhoven are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dylan Mertens was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Jong Utrecht

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. FC Eindhoven know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

In brief

128 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to FC Eindhoven's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at FC Eindhoven has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for FC Eindhoven

Position 18 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The dugout

Luis Caicedo says FC Eindhoven went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Igor Sanders asks to leave FC Eindhoven

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

FC Eindhoven say no — this time

The offer from NEC for Owen Renfrum was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Nick Dobben in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sven Simons falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Utrecht tell FC Eindhoven: Jaygo van Ommeren is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of David Min

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

125 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to FC Eindhoven's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at FC Eindhoven has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Luka Olić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at FC Eindhoven, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Sven Simons delivers — 7.46

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Sven Simons scored, was marked 7.46, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at FC Eindhoven training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Mertens is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nick Dobben gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Noah Lewis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Noah Lewis and FC Eindhoven agree another 3 years.

Squad

FC Eindhoven are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Match

Honours even between FC Eindhoven and Jong Ajax

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

120 Edition

The FC Eindhoven Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

7 matches without a win for FC Eindhoven

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around FC Eindhoven are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Nick Dobben stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Nick Dobben in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Keyane el Ouansaidi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; FC Eindhoven are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Farouq Limouri was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tyrese Simons

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Owen Promes chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

Dylan Mertens knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dylan Mertens trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Daley Sinkgraven brings the grey hairs FC Eindhoven lacked

At 33, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

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16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Nick Dobben in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sven Simons falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Boris van Schuppen knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Boris van Schuppen trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Owen Renfrum is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Looking ahead

Thomas Kok goes back to face Willem II

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Thomas Kok’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and FC Eindhoven needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Squad

A season on the outside for Keyane el Ouansaidi

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at FC Eindhoven has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The shop window has Boris van Schuppen in it

FC Eindhoven have let the market know Boris van Schuppen can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

The Tyrese Simons talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. FC Eindhoven know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

The manager makes Hyman Ali a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at FC Eindhoven. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

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11 Sep 2028
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Squad

Words exchanged at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Jesper Kerkdijk gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Jesper Kerkdijk has just signed for FC Eindhoven, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Cambuur tell FC Eindhoven: Luka Olić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at FC Eindhoven training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Farouq Limouri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

FC Eindhoven agree a free transfer for Benedetto Barba

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Market

FC Eindhoven and Farouq Limouri are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Loan watch

Krein Stekhuizen wants to come home

“I did not go to Bhayangkara Presisi to sit and watch. I want to come back to FC Eindhoven and fight for my place.” 5 appearances in 10 matches say the rest.

Squad

No place for Luka Olić in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation FC Eindhoven are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Sven Blummel gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sven Blummel is on it.

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4 Sep 2028
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The dugout

Louie Bradbury keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” FC Eindhoven may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

A brace, and David Min takes the afternoon — 8.51

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. David Min provided it, and the 8.51 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

14 days out for Joep Koppert after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. FC Eindhoven will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

At last: FC Eindhoven win one

9 matches without a win, and then this, against Helmond Sport. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lars de Wit

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lars de Wit will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around FC Eindhoven the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 17 in, 27 out at FC Eindhoven

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 17 arrived, 27 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Market

FC Eindhoven say no — this time

The offer from Roda for Owen Renfrum was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Nick Dobben was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Diogo Costa would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Diogo Costa is living that version at FC Eindhoven, and it tends to show in the first month.

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28 Aug 2028
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Match

Chastening afternoon for FC Eindhoven

A 1‑4 beating by Jong PSV was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

No end in sight to FC Eindhoven's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at FC Eindhoven has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

David Min: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FC Eindhoven have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A fracture rules Joep Koppert out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason FC Eindhoven will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Lars de Wit asks to leave FC Eindhoven

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rijk Janse in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at FC Eindhoven training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sven Simons is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Zayd El Kandoussi

FC Eindhoven asked and Feyenoord said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Roda join the queue for Owen Renfrum

Add another name to the list: Roda have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Owen Renfrum. The answer from FC Eindhoven has not changed — yet.

In brief

  • Boardroom Doors closed at FC Eindhoven
  • Squad 9 new faces, and FC Eindhoven are still learning each other
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

FC Eindhoven say no — this time

The offer from Cambuur for Sven Blummel was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Eindhoven

Louie Bradbury and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sven Simons falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Amir Absalem

FC Eindhoven asked and MVV Maastricht said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Daniel Klein is in the works

FC Eindhoven have made the call to ADO Den Haag. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

FC Eindhoven try to borrow Nick Dobben

Beitar Jerusalem have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Sven Blummel plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

FC Eindhoven keep their word to Dyon Dorenbosch

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Owen Renfrum's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

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10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jorn Brondeel asks to leave FC Eindhoven

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Skip Oosterbosch

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Skip Oosterbosch will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around FC Eindhoven the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Pharell Nash will not be coming to FC Eindhoven

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Ajax is saying, and nobody at FC Eindhoven is enjoying the guessing.

Boardroom

Skip Oosterbosch has agreed to leave FC Eindhoven for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Transfer targets

FC Eindhoven rebuffed over Luca Plogmann

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Telstar have kept their man, and FC Eindhoven go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Louie Bradbury was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at FC Eindhoven training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Farouq Limouri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Clint Essers frozen out at FC Eindhoven

This is not rotation. Clint Essers has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at FC Eindhoven is pretending otherwise.

Market

Owen Renfrum attracts admirers

The name of Owen Renfrum has come up in conversations FC Eindhoven were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

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6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Ali Donny Sylla out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. FC Eindhoven lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for FC Eindhoven — 7.92

1 for Tyrese Simons, marked 7.92, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Boris van Schuppen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Boris van Schuppen and FC Eindhoven agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Kevin van Veen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sven Simons falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

FC Eindhoven get the job done against Roda

A 1‑0 win over Roda, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

FC Eindhoven and Dylan Mertens are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A satisfied Owen Promes

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Owen Promes could afford to be generous.

The dugout

Kevin van Veen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Ali Donny Sylla out for 33 days

33 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. FC Eindhoven lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Owen Renfrum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what FC Eindhoven can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Jayden Hulsen says FC Eindhoven went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Eindhoven

Kevin van Veen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Hugo Deenen frozen out at FC Eindhoven

This is not rotation. Hugo Deenen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at FC Eindhoven is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Sven Simons falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Rangelo Janga’s goal not enough for FC Eindhoven

Rangelo Janga scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to VVV-Venlo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Daan Huisman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Jorn Brondeel

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Jorn Brondeel.

In brief

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15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rangelo Janga wants one last season at home

Every long career reaches the week the last one is thought about. He would like it to be where he started, and FC Eindhoven know now that the thought has arrived.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Eindhoven

Ali Donny Sylla and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Eindhoven

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sven Simons was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Daan Huisman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daan Huisman, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Owen Renfrum's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Dyon Dorenbosch asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Looking ahead

Kevin van Veen faces his old club

Helmond Sport next, and one man in the FC Eindhoven dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Sven Simons talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. FC Eindhoven know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Still no ink between FC Eindhoven and Mart Remans

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at FC Eindhoven, another week without a signature from Mart Remans.

In brief

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1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

11 saves: Ismail Ka was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 11 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

The knee: Guus Strootman out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. FC Eindhoven lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

The small margins put FC Eindhoven out

Out, 0‑5 to Feyenoord, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Feyenoord leaves FC Eindhoven explaining themselves

0-5, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Eindhoven

Mathys Angély and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sven Simons falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dylan Mertens

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at FC Eindhoven

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Talks stall between FC Eindhoven and Thomas Kok

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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The FC Eindhoven Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Guus Strootman

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. FC Eindhoven lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Akin Özcan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at FC Eindhoven is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Kevin van Veen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Eindhoven this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Farouq Limouri falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Sven Blummel has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at FC Eindhoven will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Mathys Angély knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mathys Angély trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Owen Renfrum's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Rangelo Janga

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Willem II in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

Nathan Tjoe-A-On still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at FC Eindhoven would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief