Anthony Cletus

Goalkeeper - Laçi
28 Oct 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Anthony Cletus

476 Edition

The Laçi Post

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jona Borsum

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Laçi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Ondřej Pavlík is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Apolonia Fier waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Laçi is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

The Pogradeci deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Chidiebere Nwobodo reports back to Laçi with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Rayane Bounida signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rayane Bounida commits to Laçi for another 5 years.

Market

Kelechi Ogbodo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Laçi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rayane Bounida in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Laçi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Mattia Santagostino Baldi has agreed to leave Laçi for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words at Laçi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sam Mather is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Laçi rebuffed over Riccardo Stivanello

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Skënderbeu Korçë have kept their man, and Laçi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

Back issues
473 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Anthony Cletus due for a Lushnja medical

Everything agreed with Laçi, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dionis Pera

Lushnja asked and Apolonia Fier said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Lushnja

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jason Inocencio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Lushnja cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Transfer targets

Lushnja ask about Martin Tsankov

A loan enquiry to Laçi: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Chaihane Badoro is in the works

Lushnja have made the call to Skënderbeu Korçë. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Simone Serafini gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simone Serafini is on it.

The dugout

Simone Curzi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Lushnja, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The clock does Obama’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Lushnja could ask drops and the wages Obama can ask rise.

In brief

472 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lasha Patarkatsishvili

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lushnja lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lushnja

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lushnja is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Lushnja

Jason Inocencio and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Laçi tell Lushnja: Martin Tsankov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Emiliano Karaj gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Home is on Abu Sufyan Waddu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Lushnja are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Still no ink between Lushnja and Jason Inocencio

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Lushnja, another week without a signature from Jason Inocencio.

Squad

Lushnja are still strangers to each other

9 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Boardroom

93% of the income goes out in wages at Lushnja

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

471 Edition

The Kukësi Courier

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Kukësi turn down Dinamo City for Sacha Carvalho da Silva

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Kukësi rebuffed over Serxho Prendi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Burreli have kept their man, and Kukësi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Elton Fikaj falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kukësi

Bjori Doku and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Federico Pavan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rubin Hebeja slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Rubin Hebeja is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Market

Talks stall between Kukësi and Valentyn Horokh

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

Kukësi ask about Anthony Cletus

A loan enquiry to Laçi: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Kukësi ask about Daniel Agara

A loan enquiry to Laçi: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Leon Opdam's mistake
  • Market The clock does Ramiz Ndoj’s negotiating for him
  • The dugout Fran Álvarez knocks on the manager's door
470 Edition

The Laçi Post

30 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

James Dornelly puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Laçi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Not going: Santiago Alegria stays at Laçi

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Tirana had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Daniel Agara agrees terms with Burreli

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Laçi people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Laçi say no — this time

The offer from Besa Kavajë for Olsi Myrta was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Laçi

Michał Synoś was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sam Mather falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Anthony Cletus stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anthony Cletus and Laçi agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Muttaka Musa wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Laçi know it.

In brief

470 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

30 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lasha Patarkatsishvili damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Lushnja

Jason Inocencio was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Alessandro Ciardi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Petteri Forss wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Lushnja know it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Anthony Cletus is in the works

Lushnja have made the call to Laçi. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Obama knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Obama trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

469 Edition

The Kukësi Courier

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

$46.0K settles it between the clubs for Ardit Nikaj

Skënderbeu Korçë have accepted the money. What Kukësi do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Anthony Cletus

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Kukësi have done the hard part with Laçi, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A falling-out at Kukësi

Ivan Tsygankov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Elton Fikaj falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Laçi tell Kukësi: Olsi Myrta is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Sacha Carvalho da Silva is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kukësi has been clear about where Sacha Carvalho da Silva stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gabriele Castellucchio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Liam Roberts knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kukësi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

“I want to play”: Klaus Krause speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

469 Edition

The Laçi Post

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Ben Engdahl is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Kastrioti Krujë waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Laçi is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Not going: Sebastiaan Hagedoorn stays at Laçi

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Egnatia Rrogozhinë had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Hamza Bouihrouchane has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Laçi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Burreli come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Laçi did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Michał Synoś in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Laçi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Laçi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Dodaj is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

When it matters, Ben Engdahl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Obama Appiah knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Laçi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

468 Edition

The Laçi Post

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Santiago Alegria is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Partizani Tirana waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Laçi is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Laçi are top

46 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Egnatia Rrogozhinë come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Laçi did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Anthony Cletus puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Laçi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Giovanni Hessels

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Giovanni Hessels will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Laçi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Laçi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Dodaj is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jad Koembo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Laçi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Laçi are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

466 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lasha Patarkatsishvili damages knee ligaments — 59 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 59 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Lushnja can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Lushnja board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Josip Petrović asks to leave Lushnja

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The owner puts $286.7K into Lushnja

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Anthony Cletus

Lushnja asked and Laçi said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Paweł Krysiak

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Lushnja and Obama are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Words at Lushnja training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abu Sufyan Waddu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

464 Edition

The Kukësi Courier

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Xhovalin Trifoni is a medical away from Kukësi

The deal with Laçi is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Sacha Carvalho da Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kukësi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kukësi

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Transfer targets

Laçi tell Kukësi: Olsi Myrta is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Federico Pavan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Federico Pavan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Kukësi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gilles Boschmans is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Kukësi and Federico Pavan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kukësi, another week without a signature from Federico Pavan.

Squad

Bright Ogu wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Kukësi can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Anthony Cletus is in the works

Kukësi have made the call to Laçi. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

464 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Lasha Patarkatsishvili out for 73 days

73 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Lushnja lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lushnja

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lushnja is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Lushnja

Jason Inocencio and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Skënderbeu Korçë tell Lushnja: Chaihane Badoro is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Hakim Guenouche falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 113% of the Lushnja income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Lushnja

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Anthony Cletus is in the works

Lushnja have made the call to Laçi. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Simone Serafini has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Lushnja will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

463 Edition

The Kukësi Courier

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Ethan Pike is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Vllaznia Shkodër waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Kukësi is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Daniel Agara

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Kukësi have done the hard part with Laçi, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Sebastiaan Hagedoorn rejects the move

Kukësi had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Laçi, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Kukësi

Ivan Tsygankov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Kukësi rebuffed over Serxho Prendi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Burreli have kept their man, and Kukësi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

Alessandro Di Bitonto will join Kukësi for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Alessandro Di Bitonto has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Kukësi have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Xhitjon Begaj signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Xhitjon Begaj commits to Kukësi for another 4 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Kukësi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Elton Fikaj was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Still no ink between Kukësi and Elton Fikaj

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kukësi, another week without a signature from Elton Fikaj.

In brief

463 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lasha Patarkatsishvili damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Lushnja turn down Burreli for Alvin Mahmutaj

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Solomon Omale asks to leave Lushnja

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Lushnja

Jason Inocencio and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Hakim Guenouche is slowing down

At 35, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

A row about effort at Lushnja

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alessandro Ciardi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Christian Egbutudike

Lushnja asked and Kastrioti Krujë said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Obama gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Lushnja reaches $10.5M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $10.5M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

In brief

462 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

4 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Promotion for Lushnja

Mathematically certain, and nobody in this town is going to bed early. Whatever else happened this season, it finishes a division above where it started.

Squad

Lasha Patarkatsishvili damages knee ligaments — 87 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 87 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Lushnja spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Lushnja

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Leonardo Loria puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lushnja, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Anthony Cletus due for a Lushnja medical

Everything agreed with Laçi, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Eyes on Alvin Mahmutaj again

The phone has started ringing about Alvin Mahmutaj again, and this time the name on the line is Burreli. Lushnja are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Olagoke Olajobi wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Lushnja can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A falling-out at Lushnja

Klevi Ajazi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

457 Edition

The Laçi Post

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Adi Kurti has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Laçi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Laçi

Amadou Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Laçi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Dodaj is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Home is on Anthony Cletus's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Laçi are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Laçi are still strangers to each other

8 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

When it matters, Chidiebere Nwobodo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no signature from Amadou Traoré

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Laçi could get for him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mattia Santagostino Baldi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

453 Edition

The Laçi Post

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Olawale Doyeni out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Laçi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Naïm Berbar keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Laçi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Adi Kurti is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Laçi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Sam Mather falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Laçi

Jad Koembo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

Filip Špatenka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Laçi and Kevin Dodaj

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Laçi, another week without a signature from Kevin Dodaj.

The dugout

Chidiebere Nwobodo gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Chidiebere Nwobodo is on it.

In brief

451 Edition

The Laçi Post

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Olawale Doyeni out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Laçi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Olsi Myrta is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Laçi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A row about effort at Laçi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sam Mather was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Laçi

Jad Koembo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

When it matters, Ben Engdahl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Jamie Odegah is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Laçi has been clear about where Jamie Odegah stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adi Kurti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Amadou Traoré story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Amadou Traoré signs something — a contract at Laçi or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

449 Edition

The Laçi Post

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

51 days out for Olawale Doyeni after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Laçi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Artem Poluyanov says Laçi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adi Kurti

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adi Kurti will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Laçi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Laçi

Filip Špatenka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sam Mather falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Klidman Lilo back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Laçi has worked with Klidman Lilo before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Naïm Berbar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Laçi and Kevin Dodaj

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

$3.1M on the table at Laçi

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

440 Edition

The Laçi Post

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Olawale Doyeni out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Laçi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Sam Mather leads the rout of Kastrioti Krujë

5‑0, and Sam Mather took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Laçi tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

Laçi are top

46 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Ben Engdahl hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Laçi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ben Engdahl is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Laçi will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

The dugout

Adi Kurti says Laçi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Nobody wants to play Laçi right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Xhovalin Trifoni

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Xhovalin Trifoni will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Laçi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A row about effort at Laçi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Amadou Traoré was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

433 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Simone Serafini at 21 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Simone Serafini did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Words at Lushnja training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simone Curzi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Sander Kalaj in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lushnja this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Embargo at Lushnja

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

12 new faces, and Lushnja are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Match

Honours even between Lushnja and AF Elbasani

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Alessandro Ribaudo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Lushnja will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Player ratings

Georges Tjomb runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

432 Edition

The Laçi Post

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The view from the top for Laçi

27 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Market

Only the photograph left for Xhovalin Trifoni

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Xhovalin Trifoni will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Laçi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Laçi

Filip Špatenka and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Laçi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kevin Dodaj is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Anthony Cletus has seen enough of Lushnja

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Laçi, and 0 appearances in 8 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Kevin Dodaj the difference as Laçi beat Vora

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kevin Dodaj. 2‑0 against Vora, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Santiago Alegria was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Kevin Dodaj was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.04. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Laçi at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 1, 27 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

In brief

  • Market Laçi and Kevin Dodaj are talking past each other
  • Squad Ben Engdahl named in the team of the month
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
432 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Lushnja win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Luftëtari will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lushnja

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lushnja is running low.

The dugout

Anthony Cletus: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lushnja have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

$408.5K of the owner's money at Lushnja

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Lushnja training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alessandro Ribaudo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Simone Serafini sends Lushnja past Luftëtari

It finished 2‑1, and it was Simone Serafini’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Lushnja.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 212% of the Lushnja income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The terraces

One of their own: Simone Serafini

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Boardroom

The Lushnja debt reaches $10.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

423 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Ibrahim Ayyildiz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ibrahim Ayyildiz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Lushnja the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Isac Fejerskov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lushnja, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 14 signed and 12 gone

That is the business done at Lushnja until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Anthony Cletus is a medical away from Lushnja

The deal with Laçi is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Raul Lopez Iglesias

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Emiliano Karaj comes home

The shirt still fits. Emiliano Karaj is back at Lushnja, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Lushnja

Max Kleinbruckner was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Lushnja have asked about Ousmane Haidara

The approach has gone in and the answer belongs to Binga. Business like this is done quietly and reported loudly, and rarely in that order.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Lushnja

Day 11 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

In brief

  • Boardroom $400.1K of the owner's money at Lushnja
  • Transfer targets Door shut on Julien Roche
  • Squad Klevi Ajazi falls out with a teammate over standards
416 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Leo Ballhysa out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lushnja will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lushnja

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lushnja is running low.

Squad

The knee: Miloš Savić out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Lushnja lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Abdoul Seydou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lushnja, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Erik Vipotnik is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Lushnja is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Max Kleinbruckner in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lushnja this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Lushnja rebuffed over Anthony Cletus

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Laçi have kept their man, and Lushnja go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Lushnja training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Raul Lopez Iglesias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

109% of the income goes out in wages at Lushnja

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

415 Edition

The Lushnja Gazette

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Miloš Savić out for 44 days

44 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Lushnja lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Josh Bickerton out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lushnja will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ibrahim Ayyildiz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lushnja can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Abdoul Seydou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Lushnja they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Anthony Cletus is a medical away from Lushnja

The deal with Laçi is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Raul Lopez Iglesias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Lushnja

Ibrahim Ayyildiz and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Lushnja are $10.3M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

Talks stall between Lushnja and Max Kleinbruckner

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

415 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Remo Stars march on in the cup

Abia Warriors are out and Remo Stars go through, 4‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Ehije Ukaki settles it late for Remo Stars

The 89th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Ehije Ukaki decided nobody was going anywhere. Niger Tornadoes had no time left to answer.

Market

Gabriel Okoye agrees terms with Ikorodu City

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

The dugout

Joshua Onyeka keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Not going: Sunday Ademola stays at Remo Stars

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Wikki Tourists had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Oscar Okocha hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Sunday Ademola, 17, steals the show — 7.76

Marked 7.76 at 17, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Ehije Ukaki attracts admirers

The name of Ehije Ukaki has come up in conversations Remo Stars were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Anthony Cletus is a medical away from Remo Stars

The deal with Laçi is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

In brief

405 Edition

The Laçi Post

1 May 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Ismaël Verhoeven

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ismaël Verhoeven will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Laçi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Obama Appiah falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ilja Dyatlov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Laçi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sead Hakšabanović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Anthony Cletus wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Laçi know it.

The dugout

Chidiebere Nwobodo gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Chidiebere Nwobodo is on it.

Squad

Kamil Jóźwiak is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Kamil Jóźwiak has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

Laçi and Santiago Alegria are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Ondřej Pavlík has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Ondřej Pavlík has written the date down.

In brief

399 Edition

The Laçi Post

20 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Muttaka Musa is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Laçi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A row about effort at Laçi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Obama Appiah was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Laçi

Ilja Dyatlov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jad Koembo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jad Koembo, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Ben Engdahl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Santiago Alegria is still paying for one afternoon at Laçi

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Loan watch

Amadou Traoré keeps scoring at Kastrioti Krujë

18 appearances away from home and 8 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The dugout

Santiago Alegria knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Laçi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Loan watch

5 goals on loan for Jordan Robinand

15 appearances at Besa Kavajë and the goals keep coming. Laçi are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

397 Edition

The Laçi Post

6 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ismaël Verhoeven has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Laçi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Laçi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Obama Appiah was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Laçi

Mateo Çipi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$2.7M on the table at Laçi

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

The dugout

When it matters, Chidiebere Nwobodo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Anthony Cletus returns from a loan that taught him nothing

2 appearances and 1 clean sheets. A goalkeeper learns his job by playing it, and a season that gave him neither the games nor the shut-outs is a year taken off the front of a career.

Market

Laçi and Charlie Caton are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

A promotion for Chidiebere Nwobodo

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Chidiebere Nwobodo has moved up it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sebastiaan Hagedoorn

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

388 Edition

The Laçi Post

2 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ben Engdahl puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Laçi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Tirana come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Laçi did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Obama Appiah is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Laçi will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexandru Maxim

Laçi asked and Rapid Bucharest said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Mateo Çipi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Laçi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Anthony Cletus has seen enough of Kukësi

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Laçi, and 2 appearances in 16 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Laçi find a way past Skënderbeu Korçë

Skënderbeu Korçë made Laçi work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Iliria Fushë-Krujë watching Cristian Licsandru

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Laçi have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marco Cassin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marco Cassin, and the manager let it.

In brief