Yonathan Rojas

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Pianese
31 Aug 2036
Sunday
Process

Marked for Yonathan Rojas

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The Pianese Gazette

14 Jul 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Pianese has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Transfer targets

Fiorentina tell Pianese: Mattia Rutigliano is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Pianese promote Fabrizio Bonaventura from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Fabrizio Bonaventura has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Lorenzo Pugliese joins the Pianese first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Lorenzo Pugliese is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Pianese promote Ignazio Tarantino from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ignazio Tarantino has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Salvatore Giuliani joins the Pianese first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Salvatore Giuliani is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alessandro Rovetini

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valeh Məmmədov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Yonathan Rojas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Pianese know it.

In brief

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30 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yonathan Rojas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Benjamin Pulgar keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Pianese may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Pianese

Bautista Picco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Pianese counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Pianese now.

Transfer targets

Pianese rebuffed over Mateusz Kowalski

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Fiorentina have kept their man, and Pianese go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mattia Damioli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mattia Damioli, and the manager let it.

Squad

Valeh Məmmədov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Bautista Picco talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Pianese know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The clock does Goni Naor’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Pianese could ask drops and the wages Goni Naor can ask rise.

In brief

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The Pianese Gazette

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Pianese are in real trouble now

Position 20, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

No end in sight to Pianese's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Pianese has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Pianese are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Pianese against Juve Stabia

1‑2 to Juve Stabia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mattia Damioli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mattia Damioli, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simone Palumbo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Alessandro Rovetini

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Alessandro Rovetini.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Mattia Damioli

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

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12 May 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lorenzo Peli breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Pianese's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Pianese has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Pianese

Bautista Picco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Pianese

Day 11 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Match

A bad afternoon for Pianese against Catania

0‑2 to Catania, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Francesco Bonardi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

125% of the income goes out in wages at Pianese

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valeh Məmmədov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Pawan Parmigiani

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Pawan Parmigiani.

In brief

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The Pianese Gazette

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lorenzo Peli breaks a bone — 78 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 78 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

At last: Pianese win one

12 matches without a win, and then this, against Empoli. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

The dugout

Ignazio Del Vecchio says Pianese went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Pianese

Goni Naor and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Pianese see off Empoli

Three points for Pianese, 1‑0 the final word against Empoli in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Matías Dalale at his very best

Marked 8.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Pianese.

Squad

A row about effort at Pianese

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Simone Palumbo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Looking ahead

Pianese face Como in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

Sergio Buttà gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 105% of everything Pianese earn
  • Squad Home is on Yonathan Rojas's mind
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
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The Pianese Gazette

7 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Pianese sink to position 20

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Pianese spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Goni Naor hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Carlo Di Cagno due for a Pianese medical

Everything agreed with Audace Cerignola, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Matías Dalale in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Pianese

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Match

Parma take the points off Pianese

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pawan Parmigiani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Time is catching up with Lorenzo Peli

Everybody at Pianese saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 35 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

In brief

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The Pianese Gazette

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonathan Mairiga

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Pianese lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Luke Supyk is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Pianese is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Nicolò Montanari asks to leave Pianese

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Pianese

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Bautista Picco sends Pianese past Como

It finished 1‑0, and it was Bautista Picco’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Pianese.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Bautista Picco at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Pianese.

Squad

Home is on Yonathan Rojas's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Pianese are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A row about effort at Pianese

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Simone Palumbo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A satisfied Interim Coach

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Interim Coach could afford to be generous.

In brief

482 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonathan Mairiga

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Pianese lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

7 matches without a win for Pianese

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Pianese are no longer polite ones.

Market

Yonathan Rojas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pianese, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Benjamin Pulgar keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Pianese may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Antti Ranta has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Pianese they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Luke Supyk wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Pianese can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Match

The goals have deserted Pianese

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Pianese can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Goni Naor in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Diego Murillo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Diego Murillo and Pianese agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

477 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonathan Mairiga

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Pianese lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Luke Supyk is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Pianese is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Nicolò Montanari hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Pianese

Matías Dalale and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Antti Ranta’s goal not enough for Pianese

Antti Ranta scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Renate, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gabriele Martena

Pianese asked and Juve Stabia said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Pianese

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Georgiy Belov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A mistake Mattia Damioli will not forget

Goalkeepers do not get to make mistakes; they get to make goals. He made one, he knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

476 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonathan Mairiga

111 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Pianese lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jason Martin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pianese, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Pianese

Bautista Picco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Napoli tell Pianese: Robinio Vaz is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mattia Damioli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Georgiy Belov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Yonathan Rojas's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Pianese are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Still no ink between Pianese and Luke Supyk

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Pianese, another week without a signature from Luke Supyk.

The dugout

Matías Dalale is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

466 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Market

Bryan Castrillón asks to leave Pianese

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Deacon van der Klaauw is a medical away from Pianese

The deal with Lazio is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pianese

Matías Dalale and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Pianese

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luke Supyk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Pianese rebuffed over Ismaël Konaté

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Pescara have kept their man, and Pianese go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

No place for Mattia Damioli in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Mattia Damioli has his answer from Pianese; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Valeh Məmmədov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Valeh Məmmədov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Yonathan Rojas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Pianese know it.

In brief

457 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Valeh Məmmədov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for Pianese

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Pianese are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pianese

Bautista Picco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Pianese

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luke Supyk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Pianese against Lecco

1‑2 to Lecco, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Mattia Damioli gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Lautaro Pereyra runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Yonathan Rojas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Pianese can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

448 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Pianese

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Pianese is running low.

Market

Lautaro Pereyra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Pianese they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Valeh Məmmədov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pianese, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Pianese

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Pianese

Bautista Picco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luke Supyk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Pianese lose Gennaro Di Stefano

46 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mikah Hoop

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 104% of everything Pianese earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

440 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Pianese

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Charles Le Roux hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bautista Picco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Pianese against Lecce

0‑1 to Lecce, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Pianese

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mikah Hoop was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Mattia Damioli gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Pianese and Destiny Efosa Egharevba are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Yonathan Rojas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Pianese know it.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 97% of the Pianese income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

432 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Pianese out

Out, 1‑2 to Catanzaro, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

7 saves: Mattia Damioli was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Pianese boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Grant Amah delivers — 7.14

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Grant Amah scored, was marked 7.14, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Match

No end in sight to Pianese's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Pianese has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Yonathan Rojas gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Yonathan Rojas has just signed for Pianese, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Bautista Picco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Valeh Məmmədov wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Pianese can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mikah Hoop

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief