Will Grainger

Striker - Sunderland
25 Aug 2036
Monday
Process

Marked for Will Grainger

518 Edition

The Sunderland Chronicle

30 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ato Ampah agrees terms with Derby County

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Sunderland people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Jack Howland puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sunderland, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Rotherham United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Sunderland did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Stefanos Tzimas has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Sunderland can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Valentín Carboni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sunderland this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $650.0K for Imdad Charifou

Sunderland have gone to Crystal Palace with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

West Ham United tell Sunderland: Alfie Dorrington is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Boardroom

Sunderland beat the market to Fabio Kluit from Colchester United

Colchester United will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Fabio Kluit has pre-agreed a move to Sunderland, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Hindolo Mustapha falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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517 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

23 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Middlesbrough board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Middlesbrough

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Terms done: Keisuke Osako is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Coventry City waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Brandon López hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Middlesbrough can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Will Grainger moves on

Sunderland pay $4.3M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

A falling-out at Middlesbrough

Jurriën Timber and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Middlesbrough turn down Stockport County for Edward Palmer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Middlesbrough bid $260.0K for Jack Taylor

The offer went to Huddersfield Town this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Middlesbrough make their move for Ivor Pandur

$9.0K on the table at Crystal Palace. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

In brief

515 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

9 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Will Grainger has said yes to Leicester City

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Middlesbrough have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Middlesbrough say no — this time

The offer from Sheffield Wednesday for Jurriën Timber was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Remy Mitchell asks to leave Middlesbrough

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Molik Khan

Middlesbrough and West Bromwich Albion have settled on $730.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Eyes on Alex Robertson again

The phone has started ringing about Alex Robertson again, and this time the name on the line is Birmingham. Middlesbrough are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Aston Villa tell Middlesbrough: Mateo Silvetti is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Jurriën Timber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Middlesbrough make their move for Alexander Scott

$140.0K on the table at Arsenal. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tim Werner arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Tim Werner has, at Middlesbrough, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

In brief

514 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

2 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Middlesbrough spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Will Grainger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Middlesbrough

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Yohann Obin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Watford come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Middlesbrough did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Middlesbrough bid $710.0K for Molik Khan

The offer went to West Bromwich Albion this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Middlesbrough make their move for Fábio Jaló

$460.0K on the table at Wolverhampton. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Middlesbrough

Brandon López and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yohann Obin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

513 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Full time on the season at Manchester United

Position 15 on 37 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Squad

A move August Priske would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. August Priske is living that version at Manchester United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

Vintage Tommaso Baldanzi — 7.85

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.85, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

As if he never left: August Priske returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. August Priske is a Manchester United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Words at Manchester United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. August Priske is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Middlesbrough snatch it back from Manchester United

A goal on 86 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Steven Green

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The formation has left Noah Sadiki behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Manchester United will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Squad

Manchester United are still strangers to each other

7 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

504 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Liverpool take the derby

0‑2, and no way to dress it up. A derby defeat follows a supporter to work on Monday, and this one will follow him all week.

Squad

12 saves: Valerio Boffelli was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

8 matches without a win for Manchester United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Manchester United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Joshua Quarshie has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Manchester United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Remy Mitchell: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Manchester United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Antonio Carrizo arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Antonio Carrizo has, at Manchester United, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Boardroom

Manchester United beat the market to Arda Ünyay from West Ham United

West Ham United will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Arda Ünyay has pre-agreed a move to Manchester United, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

The dugout

Cole Palmer left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Cole Palmer will call it something else in private.

Squad

Dion Beljo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Manchester United know it.

In brief

489 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

10 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Christoph Klarer damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Lazar Balević breaks a bone — 120 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 120 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

George Young says Manchester United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

No end in sight to Manchester United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Manchester United has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Manchester United agree a free transfer for August Priske

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Market

Talks stall between Manchester United and Jamie McDonnell

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Tommaso Baldanzi

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Will Grainger gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Cole Palmer talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Manchester United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

485 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Derby day misery for Manchester United

Losing 0‑4 is one thing; losing to Liverpool in a derby is a wound that takes months to close.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Christoph Klarer

132 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Manchester United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Manchester United march on in the cup

Port Vale are out and Manchester United go through, 3‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Lazar Balević keeps Manchester United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Vintage Mason Mount — 8.21

At 36 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.21, and nobody on the pitch better.

Player ratings

Fabio Baldé beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

Manchester United agree a free transfer for Emanuel Emegha

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jarrad Branthwaite

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Charles Stewart

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

479 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Lazar Balević asks to leave Manchester United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lazar Balević is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Manchester United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Tommaso Baldanzi wants more than Manchester United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Boardroom

Manchester United have asked about the manager

The approach has gone in and the answer belongs to Djoliba. Business like this is done quietly and reported loudly, and rarely in that order.

Boardroom

Manchester United agree a free transfer for Jim Thwaites

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Loan watch

Steven Green has seen enough of Bournemouth

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Manchester United, and 0 appearances in 8 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Will Grainger gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Manchester United share the spoils with West Ham United

A 1‑1 draw with West Ham United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Ra'ees Bangura-Williams

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

478 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Manchester United

A 0‑3 beating by Arsenal was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The dugout

Will Grainger: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Manchester United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Manchester United still without a manager

39 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Boardroom

Manchester United have asked about the manager

The approach has gone in and the answer belongs to Universidad Catolica. Business like this is done quietly and reported loudly, and rarely in that order.

Boardroom

Inquest at Manchester United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fabio Baldé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fabio Baldé, and the manager let it.

Squad

Charles Shaw in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Manchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Harvey Elliott question follows Manchester United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Harvey Elliott’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

471 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Manchester United spell it out for the manager

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. the manager has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Manchester United

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Mateo Arrieta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Manchester United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Tomoki Hayakawa

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Manchester United have done the hard part with Arsenal, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lazar Balević

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lazar Balević will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Manchester United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Lazar Balević signs for Sheffield Wednesday while still at Manchester United

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Lazar Balević has agreed terms with Sheffield Wednesday for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Transfer targets

Manchester United rebuffed over Morgan Gibbs-White

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Tottenham have kept their man, and Manchester United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Manchester United and Dastan Sätpayev are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The shop window has Harvey Elliott in it

Manchester United have let the market know Harvey Elliott can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

470 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

30 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Harvey Elliott asks to leave Manchester United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Will Grainger gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Will Grainger has just signed for Manchester United, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Sam Chambers is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Manchester United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Manchester United sell Brodie Spencer for $3.3M

Brodie Spencer has left for Brighton in a $3.3M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Transfer targets

Brentford tell Manchester United: Samuel Mbengue is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

When it matters, Cole Palmer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

No place for Will Grainger in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Manchester United are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Transfer targets

A loan move for John Parker is in the works

Manchester United have made the call to Bournemouth. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Manchester United are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

469 Edition

The Brighton Post

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Brighton agree $3.3M for Brodie Spencer

The clubs have shaken hands with Manchester United; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Antwoine Hackford agrees terms with Bristol City

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Brighton people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Jaidon Anthony has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Brighton they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A muscle injury and 15 days out for Wesley Fofana

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Brighton will quote 15 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Market

Sam Fraipont asks to leave Brighton

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Richard Scott

Brighton asked and Wolverhampton said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Brighton go back to the board over Jaydan Kamason

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $2.2M — a club that wants Jaydan Kamason enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

Will Grainger is a medical away from Brighton

The deal with Middlesbrough is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Brighton

Shumaira Mheuka and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

469 Edition

The Manchester United Chronicle

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pau Cubarsí puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Manchester United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Will Grainger is a medical away from Manchester United

The deal with Middlesbrough is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Crystal Palace tell Manchester United: George Evans is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Dastan Sätpayev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Manchester United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Pau Cubarsí story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Pau Cubarsí signs something — a contract at Manchester United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Match

Manchester United have something to play for

Position 5 on 67 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

468 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Middlesbrough say no — this time

The offer from Portsmouth for Jurriën Timber was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Will Grainger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Nottingham Forest join the queue for Lukáš Horníček

Add another name to the list: Nottingham Forest have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Lukáš Horníček. The answer from Middlesbrough has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Middlesbrough

Jurriën Timber and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Harvey Vale is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lyle Foster

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lyle Foster, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Manchester City tell Middlesbrough: Amad is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Norwich City are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Middlesbrough will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

The dugout

When it matters, Jurriën Timber plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

465 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Middlesbrough boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Mike Penders hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Middlesbrough can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Queens Park Rangers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Middlesbrough did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Derry Murkin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Miles Leaburn

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Middlesbrough have done the hard part with Olympique de Marseille, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Middlesbrough make their move for Giacomo Marconi

$500.0K on the table at Southampton. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Matai Akinmboni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Harvey Vale is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A move Danijel Đurić would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Danijel Đurić is living that version at Middlesbrough, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief

464 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jurriën Timber says no to Portsmouth

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Jurriën Timber had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Adam Idah agrees terms with Milton Keynes Dons

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Middlesbrough people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Crystal Palace come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Middlesbrough did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Will Grainger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Cristian Shpendi

Middlesbrough asked and Arsenal said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Middlesbrough

Rio Shipston and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Josh Griffiths gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Middlesbrough

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Péter Baráth was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jurriën Timber has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Middlesbrough will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

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453 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Harrison Duncan damages knee ligaments — 64 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 64 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Middlesbrough

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Mathis Robinand asks to leave Middlesbrough

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Jurriën Timber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Kenny Quetant frozen out at Middlesbrough

This is not rotation. Kenny Quetant has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending otherwise.

Market

Leonardo Consiglio is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Joe Bradshaw signs for Brentford while still at Middlesbrough

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Joe Bradshaw has agreed terms with Brentford for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fer López is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

440 Edition

The Brighton Post

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Brajan Gruda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brighton, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Wesley Fofana raises the bar for Brighton

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Brighton heard it as anything else.

Market

Yury Koledin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Brighton they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Brighton

Álex Jiménez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Brighton to lose Seb Revan for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Seb Revan has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A row about effort at Brighton

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Wesley Fofana was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Whatever happens, Brighton do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Loan watch

Luke Faxon wants to come home

“I did not go to Leeds United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Brighton and fight for my place.” 3 appearances in 16 matches say the rest.

Market

No place for Pascal Struijk in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Pascal Struijk has his answer from Brighton; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

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440 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Caleb Tokpa Winner puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Middlesbrough

Jurriën Timber and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Leonardo Consiglio is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lukáš Horníček

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lukáš Horníček, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Will Grainger wants to come home

“I did not go to Brighton to sit and watch. I want to come back to Middlesbrough and fight for my place.” 5 appearances in 27 matches say the rest.

Match

Middlesbrough refuse to lose to Manchester United

A point taken on 89 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Market

Middlesbrough and Josh Griffiths are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dom Jefferies is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Fer López rescues a point for Middlesbrough

It needed Fer López to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Manchester United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

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