Jesper Berre

Defensive Midfielder - NK Domzale
31 Jan 2031
Friday
Process

Marked for Jesper Berre

224 Edition

The NK Domzale Courier

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dino Tatarević is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at NK Domzale is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

At last: NK Domzale win one

7 matches without a win, and then this, against Jadran Dekani. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Market

Tomas Verbic is a NK Domzale player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Jesper Berre arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Jesper Berre has, at NK Domzale, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words at NK Domzale training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jan Elsnik is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at NK Domzale

Andraz Janza was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jan Elsnik sends NK Domzale past Jadran Dekani

It finished 1‑0, and it was Jan Elsnik’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to NK Domzale.

Player ratings

Jan Elsnik was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.43. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

NK Domzale at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 9, 16 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

In brief

Back issues
183 Edition

The Skeid Post

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Stephen Wisdom out for 95 days

95 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Skeid lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Antéo Benedetto hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Skeid can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Skeid

Sondre Rossbach was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jagvir Singh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Amadou Badiane

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Skeid told Amadou Badiane something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

The Jagvir Singh talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Skeid know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

182 Edition

The Skeid Post

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stephen Wisdom damages knee ligaments — 102 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 102 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alexander Johansen asks to leave Skeid

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Filip Møller Delaveris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Skeid this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Skeid training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jagvir Singh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Amadou Badiane has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Skeid will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Filip Møller Delaveris linked with a move away

The name of Filip Møller Delaveris keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Skeid say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Jesper Berre asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Ábel Győri

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Boardroom

The Skeid academy earns its keep

33 graduates, from a department now rated 9 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

181 Edition

The Skeid Post

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stephen Wisdom damages knee ligaments — 109 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 109 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Skeid up to position 3

53 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Jesper Berre asks to leave Skeid

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Skeid

Sondre Rossbach and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Skeid training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jagvir Singh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 98% of the Skeid income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacopo Marinari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Tobias Horn plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Sondre Rossbach story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sondre Rossbach signs something — a contract at Skeid or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

180 Edition

The Skeid Post

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stephen Wisdom damages knee ligaments — 118 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 118 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Peter Degnes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Skeid, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sondre Rossbach honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Skeid had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

Kristoffer Ødemarksbakken in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Skeid this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Still no ink between Skeid and Sondre Rossbach

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Skeid, another week without a signature from Sondre Rossbach.

Squad

Stephen Wisdom wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Skeid know it.

Boardroom

Skeid have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

Francis Hurl has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Skeid will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Tobias Horn knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Skeid, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

179 Edition

The Skeid Post

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Antéo Benedetto puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Skeid, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Skeid

Sondre Rossbach was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Skeid

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jagvir Singh was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Fabio Tito is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 36 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

No hiding place for Guillaume Nkeng Metouke

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Guillaume Nkeng Metouke, and the manager let it.

Market

The Jagvir Singh talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Skeid know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Dzhilindo Bezhubchenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dzhilindo Bezhubchenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

A season on the outside for Milo Andersson Vaxell

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Skeid has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

The dugout

A door opens for Ábel Győri

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

176 Edition

The Skeid Post

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Peter Degnes asks to leave Skeid

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sondre Rossbach in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Skeid this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Skeid training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jagvir Singh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ieltsin Camões has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Skeid know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Market

Talks stall between Skeid and Ieltsin Camões

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

A long bet from Skeid on Milo Andersson Vaxell

He is 20, and nobody at Skeid signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Antéo Benedetto

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antéo Benedetto, and the manager let it.

Squad

Ieltsin Camões still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Skeid would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

The dugout

Francis Hurl has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Skeid will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

175 Edition

The Skeid Post

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Erik Berre keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Skeid may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sondre Rossbach honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Skeid had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

A move Crispin McLean would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Crispin McLean is living that version at Skeid, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Tempers go at Skeid

Omari Mrisho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dzhilindo Bezhubchenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Samba Diop

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Skeid told Samba Diop something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Guillaume Nkeng Metouke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Jagvir Singh talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Skeid know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Georgi Korichkov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Georgi Korichkov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

173 Edition

The Skeid Post

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Skeid refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 53 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Jesper Berre puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Skeid, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Skeid

Sondre Rossbach and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Casper Winther falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

146% of the income goes out in wages at Skeid

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Boubacar Ba knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Boubacar Ba trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sebastian Hansen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Hansen, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Tobias Horn has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Skeid will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Sondre Rossbach story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sondre Rossbach signs something — a contract at Skeid or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

169 Edition

The Skeid Post

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Skeid up to position 3

48 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Jesper Berre asks to leave Skeid

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Jesper Berre, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.61

A mark of 7.61 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

The run at home goes on for Skeid

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A falling-out at Skeid

Sondre Rossbach and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Skeid

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jagvir Singh was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 149% of everything Skeid earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Jesper Berre

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Skeid find a way past IK Start

IK Start made Skeid work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

  • Player ratings The afternoon belonged to Jagvir Singh
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout No hiding place for Jacopo Marinari
165 Edition

The Skeid Post

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Osman Taher Petersson at 20 — 7.68

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Osman Taher Petersson did not need any: 7.68, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Jesper Berre hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Skeid can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Skeid

Sondre Rossbach and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Skeid training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Casper Winther is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 156% of the Skeid income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Osman Taher Petersson

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Skeid see off Kongsvinger

Three points for Skeid, 1‑0 the final word against Kongsvinger in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

5 new faces, and Skeid are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Mathias Singh: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

  • The dugout The team sheet said everything about Peter Degnes
  • The dugout Boubacar Ba knocks on the manager’s door
  • The dugout A promise honoured at Skeid
161 Edition

The Skeid Post

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jesper Berre hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Skeid can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Simão Azevedo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Simão Azevedo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Skeid the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Alexander Johansen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Skeid have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Skeid to lose Simão Azevedo for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Simão Azevedo has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Skeid

Filip Møller Delaveris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Skeid training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Casper Winther is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Osman Taher Petersson

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Skeid get the job done against Aalesund

A 1‑0 win over Aalesund, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Jagvir Singh in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 118% of everything Skeid earn
  • Player ratings Christopher Kjensteberg runs at them all day
  • Squad 5 new faces, and Skeid are still learning each other