Michael Merenstein

Central Defender - Hapoel Acre
19 Oct 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Merenstein

261 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Hapoel Acre are in real trouble now

Position 12, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Hapoel Acre

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Roy Korine

Hapoel Acre and Hapoel Tel Aviv have settled on $1.3M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

Shalev Ovnish in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hapoel Acre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Shai Belhassen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Shai Belhassen is on it.

Market

The Michael Merenstein talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Hapoel Acre know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

Back issues
256 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Adi Benayoun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hapoel Acre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dor Cohen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dor Cohen and Hapoel Acre agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

When it matters, Mor Siman-Tov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

252 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohammed Khatib breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Shalev Ovnish in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hapoel Acre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Mor Siman-Tov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mor Siman-Tov is on it.

In brief

250 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Almog Shechter damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

The Ange Messi story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ange Messi signs something — a contract at Hapoel Acre or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

248 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Shalev Ovnish in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hapoel Acre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Mor Siman-Tov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Hapoel Acre will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Yuval Shalev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Yuval Shalev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

247 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Hapoel Acre board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Merenstein

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hapoel Acre lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Osama Khalaila talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Hapoel Acre know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Yuval Shalev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

The Hapoel Acre production line keeps running

50 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

246 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michael Merenstein damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

The Ange Messi story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ange Messi signs something — a contract at Hapoel Acre or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

244 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Shalev Ovnish in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hapoel Acre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Mor Siman-Tov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Hapoel Acre will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Matan David has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Hapoel Acre will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

241 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Hapoel Acre are in real trouble now

Position 12, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A falling-out at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Shai Belhassen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Shai Belhassen is on it.

The dugout

Yuval Shalev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Yuval Shalev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Nerves in the Hapoel Acre squad

Yonatan Weissman has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

Squad

The training reports on Shalev Ovnish are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

In brief

240 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Shalev Ovnish in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hapoel Acre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Hapoel Acre

Something was said to Osama Khalaila and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

Yonatan Weissman makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Mor Siman-Tov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Hapoel Acre will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Mor Siman-Tov loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Mor Siman-Tov. Hapoel Acre will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Boardroom

A $23.8K-a-year partner for Hapoel Acre

A signature, a photograph, and a line in the accounts. Nobody sings about it and everything else on this page is paid for by it.

The dugout

Yuval Shalev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The armband goes to Ofek Antman

A strip of cloth that decides nothing on the pitch and tells the dressing room whose opinion counts. The manager has made a statement without making one.

Market

The Michael Merenstein talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Hapoel Acre know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

239 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Hapoel Acre spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

João Cavalcante asks to leave Hapoel Acre

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Shai Belhassen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Shai Belhassen commits to Hapoel Acre for another 3 years.

Market

The Osama Khalaila talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Hapoel Acre know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Tal Atzili wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Hapoel Acre will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

214 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

2 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Michael Merenstein says Hapoel Acre went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Mohammed Khatib, 34, rolls back the years — 8.28

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.28 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

João Cavalcante asks to leave Hapoel Acre

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 7 signed and 10 gone

That is the business done at Hapoel Acre until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

João Cavalcante gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. João Cavalcante has just signed for Hapoel Acre, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

Hapoel Acre see off Hapoel Raanana

Three points for Hapoel Acre, 2‑0 the final word against Hapoel Raanana in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Late improvement for Saar Schwartz

At 26 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ange Messi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.35, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Shai Belhassen at his very best

Marked 8.19. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hapoel Acre.

In brief

209 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yuval Shalev has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Dimas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Hapoel Acre can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

205 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Mor Siman-Tov says Hapoel Acre went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Idan Trau due for a Hapoel Acre medical

Everything agreed with Maccabi Tel Aviv, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Ofek Antman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ofek Antman commits to Hapoel Acre for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hapoel Acre

Shalev Ovnish and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Hapoel Acre

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yuval Shalev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yuval Shalev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yuval Shalev, and the manager let it.

In brief

201 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Hapoel Acre put Evgeny Mikhaylov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Romi Cohen out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hapoel Acre will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Mohammed Khatib out for 42 days

The medical room confirms 42 days on the sidelines for Mohammed Khatib, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Tomer Levy for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Hapoel Acre will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Saar Schwartz signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Saar Schwartz commits to Hapoel Acre for another 3 years.

The dugout

Mor Siman-Tov without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Mor Siman-Tov was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

In brief

197 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Adi Refaelov

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hapoel Acre lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Amit Lemkin asks to leave Hapoel Acre

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

49 days out for Romi Cohen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Hapoel Acre will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Nitai Greis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hapoel Acre have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mohammed Khatib out for 76 days

The medical room confirms 76 days on the sidelines for Mohammed Khatib, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Ofek Antman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ofek Antman commits to Hapoel Acre for another 1 years.

In brief

193 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Ofek Antman out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hapoel Acre will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Shalev Ovnish signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Shalev Ovnish commits to Hapoel Acre for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Hapoel Acre

Liad Levi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adi Benayoun falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Michael Merenstein story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Michael Merenstein signs something — a contract at Hapoel Acre or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Shai Belhassen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

189 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mohammed Khatib

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hapoel Acre lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Ofek Antman out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hapoel Acre will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Hapoel Acre

Amit Lemkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

173 Edition

The Hapoel Acre Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

12 matches without a win for Hapoel Acre

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Hapoel Acre are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ofek Antman keeps Hapoel Acre in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Liam Eissat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hapoel Acre can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hapoel Acre

Amit Lemkin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Hapoel Acre are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Hapoel Acre come up short against Hapoel Beer Sheva

Hapoel Beer Sheva left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Dimas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Hapoel Acre can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ange Messi

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Michael Merenstein falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Match Hapoel Acre at the halfway mark
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Saleh Hussein