Ivan Andrakhovich

Goalkeeper - Torpedo Moscow
15 Sep 2029
Saturday
Process

Marked for Ivan Andrakhovich

157 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ilja Berkovskiy damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ivan Andrakhovich asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Kirill Gotsuk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Moscow training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Yushin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Dmitry Tsypchenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitry Tsypchenko, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Alexey Kashtanov stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.72 on the card, and the Torpedo Moscow support went home talking about one name.

Match

Alexey Kashtanov rescues a point for Torpedo Moscow

It needed Alexey Kashtanov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Chaika, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Alexandr Yushin talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Yegor Sysoev placed on the list

Torpedo Moscow have made Yegor Sysoev available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

Back issues
153 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ilja Berkovskiy

128 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Moscow lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Kirill Gotsuk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kirill Gotsuk and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Kirill Gotsuk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Yefim Kolobov will join Torpedo Moscow for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Yefim Kolobov has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Torpedo Moscow have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Boardroom

Torpedo Moscow sign 5 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko linked with a move away

The name of Rostislav Soldatenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Vyacheslav Shataev joins Torpedo Moscow to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Torpedo Moscow have gone and got theirs early.

Market

Torpedo Moscow add cover with Alexandr Chernyshov

It is the least glamorous business a club does and the reason seasons do not collapse in February. Alexandr Chernyshov is here for the weeks when three men are injured and somebody still has to play.

In brief

139 Edition

The SKA Khabarovsk 2 Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

SKA Khabarovsk 2 are in real trouble now

Position 14, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hryhorii Shapovalov

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. SKA Khabarovsk 2 lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mahamat Djimet puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at SKA Khabarovsk 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ivan Andrakhovich says SKA Khabarovsk 2 went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at SKA Khabarovsk 2

Cristian Lo Conte was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mate Gulacsi gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Mate Gulacsi has just signed for SKA Khabarovsk 2, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

137 Edition

The SKA Khabarovsk 2 Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hryhorii Shapovalov

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. SKA Khabarovsk 2 lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Irlan Khugaev asks to leave SKA Khabarovsk 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at SKA Khabarovsk 2

Cristian Lo Conte was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Kazakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

SKA Khabarovsk 2 count the cost of losing Nikoloz Tandashvili

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

The Maxim Ulezko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. SKA Khabarovsk 2 know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

118 Edition

The SKA Khabarovsk 2 Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at SKA Khabarovsk 2 has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

Both of them Ruslan Borovikov's — 8.55

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.55, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for SKA Khabarovsk 2 — 7.69

1 for Ruslan Kazakov, marked 7.69, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Ivan Andrakhovich keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” SKA Khabarovsk 2 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

SKA Khabarovsk 2 find a way past Znamya Truda

Znamya Truda made SKA Khabarovsk 2 work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Vladislav Zykh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at SKA Khabarovsk 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alexandr Bastrykin

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Demjan Iljev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

SKA Khabarovsk 2 sign Sergei Kolmakov, one for the future

Sergei Kolmakov is 18, and SKA Khabarovsk 2 have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

114 Edition

The SKA Khabarovsk 2 Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at SKA Khabarovsk 2 has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Irlan Khugaev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” SKA Khabarovsk 2 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

5 matches without a win for SKA Khabarovsk 2

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around SKA Khabarovsk 2 are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at SKA Khabarovsk 2

Mahamat Djimet was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for SKA Khabarovsk 2 against Dinamo Bryansk

1‑3 to Dinamo Bryansk, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Ruslan Kazakov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Mahamat Djimet gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. SKA Khabarovsk 2 lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Squad

Demjan Iljev dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Daniil Borisov

Marked 5.15, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief