Eduardo Simo

Left Wingback - Zenit Penza
21 Nov 2027
Sunday
Process
59 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Artem Kulakov asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Eduardo Simo out for 40 days

The medical room confirms 40 days on the sidelines for Eduardo Simo, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Zenit Penza see off SKA Khabarovsk 2

Three points for Zenit Penza, 1-0 the final word against SKA Khabarovsk 2 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

A long bet from Zenit Penza on Andrey Polevoy

He is 19, and nobody at Zenit Penza signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Dementjev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yaroslav Terechev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Zenit Penza, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

Back issues
55 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Artem Kulakov asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Zenit Penza

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Zenit Penza are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Eduardo Simo out for 68 days

The medical room confirms 68 days on the sidelines for Eduardo Simo, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Ryazan take the points off Zenit Penza

Beaten 0-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Evgeny Yegorov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexey Makushkin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Zenit Penza, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

51 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Artem Kulakov asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Pyotr Bolshakov comes home

The shirt still fits. Pyotr Bolshakov is back at Zenit Penza, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

German Gavrilov comes home

The shirt still fits. German Gavrilov is back at Zenit Penza, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Foma Vasin comes home

The shirt still fits. Foma Vasin is back at Zenit Penza, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Zenit Penza lose Eduardo Simo

99 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Zenit Penza see off Spartak Tambov

Three points for Zenit Penza, 1-0 the final word against Spartak Tambov in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

50 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Zenit Penza sink to position 13

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Eduardo Simo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zenit Penza can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Wages eat 105% of everything Zenit Penza earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Artem Kulakov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Zenit Penza, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gabriel Leiva talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Zenit Penza know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Alexey Makushkin placed on the list

Zenit Penza have made Alexey Makushkin available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

48 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luki-Energiya come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Zenit Penza did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Yaroslav Terechev asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Zenit Penza sign Vaagn Osipyan, one for the future

Vaagn Osipyan is 20, and Zenit Penza have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

47 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Artem Kulakov asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Spartak Tambov come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Zenit Penza did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Luki-Energiya watching Timofey Kashitsyn

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Zenit Penza have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

41 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Timofey Kashitsyn asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Timofey Kashitsyn linked with a move away

The name of Timofey Kashitsyn keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zenit Penza say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Hassan Idris

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Zenit Penza could get for him.

In brief

35 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Leiva hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zenit Penza can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Eduardo Simo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Zenit Penza put Aarón Carnero up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Aarón Carnero may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Ivan Uzunov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Nikita Kolesin runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Zenit Penza money.

Market

Vladislav Kostryukov linked with a move away

The name of Vladislav Kostryukov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zenit Penza say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

34 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Zenit Penza are in real trouble now

Position 13, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Daniil Kashmin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zenit Penza can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

173% of the income goes out in wages at Zenit Penza

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Evgeny Yegorov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Evgeny Yegorov commits to Zenit Penza for another 3 years.

Market

Zenit Penza bring in an old head

Francis Schlupp is 36 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Market

Gabriel Leiva linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Leiva keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zenit Penza say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

27 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Timofey Kashitsyn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zenit Penza can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kuban Holding come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Zenit Penza did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Eduardo Simo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zenit Penza have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Zenit Penza's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Zenit Penza has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Nikita Kolesin attracts admirers

The name of Nikita Kolesin has come up in conversations Zenit Penza were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

Zenit Penza come up short against Strogino

Strogino left with the points after a 0-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

20 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Zenit Penza's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Zenit Penza has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Daniil Kashmin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zenit Penza can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Zenit Penza are in real trouble now

Position 13, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Eduardo Simo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tsubasa Nishizawa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

No goals between Zenit Penza and Kvant

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Kvant will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

14 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

6 matches without a win for Zenit Penza

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Zenit Penza are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Simón Guajardo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zenit Penza have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Wages eat 194% of everything Zenit Penza earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Eduardo Simo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Zenit Penza and Daniil Kashmin are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Nobody at Zenit Penza has picked up the phone to Hassan Idris

11 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

12 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Timofey Kashitsyn asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tsubasa Nishizawa says Zenit Penza went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Zenit Penza

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Zenit Penza are no longer polite ones.

In brief

10 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tsubasa Nishizawa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tsubasa Nishizawa commits to Zenit Penza for another 4 years.

Boardroom

Wages eat 228% of everything Zenit Penza earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Eduardo Simo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Nobody at Zenit Penza has picked up the phone to Tsubasa Nishizawa

49 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Squad

Timur Zainullin shuts the door again

6 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Match

No goals between Zenit Penza and Arsenal Tula 2

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Arsenal Tula 2 will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

6 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Zenit Penza sell Gleb Geikin for $37.0K

Gleb Geikin has left for Rodina M in a $37.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Zenit Penza sell Stepan Degtev for $7.0K

Stepan Degtev has left for Rubin Yalta in a $7.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Boardroom

Wages eat 158% of everything Zenit Penza earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zenit Penza against Salyut

0-1 to Salyut, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Gabriel Leiva gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Nobody at Zenit Penza has picked up the phone to Eduardo Simo

11 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

5 Edition

The Zenit Penza Post

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gleb Geikin asks to leave Zenit Penza

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Yaroslav Terechev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zenit Penza is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Zenit Penza see off Kvant

Three points for Zenit Penza, 1-0 the final word against Kvant in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Eduardo Simo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Rodina M are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Zenit Penza will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Zenit Penza put Timofey Kashitsyn up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Timofey Kashitsyn may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief