Catriel Monochio

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2 Apr 2028
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83 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alex Payares puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zbrojovka Brno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Oliver Velich signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Oliver Velich and Zbrojovka Brno agree another 3 years.

Squad

Adam Hrdina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zbrojovka Brno this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

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79 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Adam Hrdina

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Alex Payares asks to leave Zbrojovka Brno

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Adam Hrdina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zbrojovka Brno this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Stanislav Hofmann falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Stanislav Hofmann gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Slavia Prague take the points off Zbrojovka Brno

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Viktor Peřina is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Zbrojovka Brno has been clear about where Viktor Peřina stands, which is more than many ever get.

Player ratings

Martin Gjorgievski runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Martin Gjorgievski linked with a move away

The name of Martin Gjorgievski keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zbrojovka Brno say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

59 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dominik Sváček

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zbrojovka Brno lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Filip Blecha puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zbrojovka Brno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Zbrojovka Brno's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Zbrojovka Brno has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Murilo Prates says Zbrojovka Brno went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Real improvement from Alex Payares at Zbrojovka Brno

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alex Payares is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Adam Hrdina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Dukla Prague take the points off Zbrojovka Brno

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bienvenue Kanakimana

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Oliver Velich leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

50 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Adam Hrdina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zbrojovka Brno this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martin Gjorgievski falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Patrik Žitný

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

43 Edition

The Morón Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Federico Díaz

119 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Morón lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jim Croqué hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Morón can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jesús Riquelme says Morón went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The run at home goes on for Morón

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Words at Morón training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mariano Bittolo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Juan Martín Rojas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Morón this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gonzalo Berterame was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.94. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Braian Salvareschi

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Morón find a way past Estudiantes

Estudiantes made Morón work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

37 Edition

The Morón Post

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tomás Ramírez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Morón, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Morón

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Santiago Kubiszyn was immovable

23 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Gastón González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Morón this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Tomás Ramírez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jim Croqué wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Morón know it.

Squad

Mariano Bittolo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Gastón González is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Morón has been clear about where Gastón González stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Catriel Monochio gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

35 Edition

The Morón Post

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jim Croqué puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Morón, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Juan Martín Rojas keeps Morón in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Gonzalo Berterame runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Gastón González falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Iván Vaquero in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Morón this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Morón share the spoils with Almirante Brown

A 1‑1 draw with Almirante Brown leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

31 Edition

The Morón Post

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

12 matches without a win for Morón

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Morón are no longer polite ones.

Market

Gerónimo Ulibarri puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Morón, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Mariano Bittolo for 17 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Morón will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Gastón González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Morón this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mariano Bittolo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joaquín Zappacosta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tomás Ramírez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.49, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Talks stall between Morón and Ulises Agüero

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Match

Tomás Ramírez rescues a point for Morón

It needed Tomás Ramírez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Chaco For Ever, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

26 Edition

The Morón Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maximiliano González breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Catriel Monochio puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Morón, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Federico Díaz says Morón went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Morón
  • Squad Words at Morón training over how hard people work
23 Edition

The Morón Post

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maximiliano González breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tomás Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Morón can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mariano Bittolo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Braian Salvareschi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Morón this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Joaquín Zappacosta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joaquín Zappacosta, and the manager let it.

Market

Nobody at Morón has picked up the phone to Leonel Cardozo

36 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief