Rayan Khoums

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Eintracht Frankfurt
5 Aug 2038
Thursday
Process

Marked for Rayan Khoums

627 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Enríquez out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Eintracht Frankfurt will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jonas Koch damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

14 seasons of Hugo Larsson

230 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Eintracht Frankfurt know what they have.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Eintracht Frankfurt

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Eintracht Frankfurt is running low.

Squad

Arthur Theate signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Arthur Theate and Eintracht Frankfurt agree another 2 years.

Market

Peter Vogt has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Eintracht Frankfurt they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

Back issues
617 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arthur Theate in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Eintracht Frankfurt this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Can Uzun falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Rayan Khoums will join Eintracht Frankfurt for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Rayan Khoums has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Eintracht Frankfurt have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Jonas Koch for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Eintracht Frankfurt will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

When it matters, Jonathan Asp-Jensen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Can Uzun question follows Eintracht Frankfurt around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Can Uzun’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

617 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

St. Pauli are in real trouble now

Position 18, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A move Benjamin Fischer would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Benjamin Fischer is living that version at St. Pauli, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Szymon Zalewski asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Rayan Khoums signs for Eintracht Frankfurt while still at St. Pauli

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Rayan Khoums has agreed terms with Eintracht Frankfurt for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tim Siersleben falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

St. Pauli beat the market to Philipp Sonn from TSG Hoffenheim

TSG Hoffenheim will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Philipp Sonn has pre-agreed a move to St. Pauli, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Benjamin Fischer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Benjamin Fischer and St. Pauli agree another 3 years.

Market

St. Pauli shop where it costs nothing

António Ferreira signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

615 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rayan Khoums has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at St. Pauli

Day 9 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

In brief

614 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

the manager is out at St. Pauli

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

St. Pauli have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Squad

Rayan Khoums breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The St. Pauli board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at St. Pauli

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Squad

Arkadiusz Pyrka has been here 12 seasons

333 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

In brief

613 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli are in real trouble now

Position 18, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at St. Pauli

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at St. Pauli is running low.

Squad

Rayan Khoums breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tim Siersleben falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

St. Pauli count the cost of losing Marc Neumann

44 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

612 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 35 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

23 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

Anger at St. Pauli spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Chastening afternoon for St. Pauli

A 0‑7 beating by VfB Stuttgart was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Szymon Zalewski asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about St. Pauli and VfB Stuttgart in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

No hiding place for Nemanja Trifunović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nemanja Trifunović, and the manager let it.

In brief

611 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli leaking at the back

34 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

22 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 22, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alex Palmer

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Rayan Khoums breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nemanja Trifunović, 33, rolls back the years — 8.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.82 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Rayan Khoums has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Fyodor Ilyin asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Erik Ahlstrand comes home

The shirt still fits. Erik Ahlstrand is back at St. Pauli, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

In brief

610 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 33 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

21 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Chastening afternoon for St. Pauli

A 1‑4 beating by TSG Hoffenheim was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

the manager has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at St. Pauli can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Gadegaard

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

12 seasons of Joel Chima Fujita

416 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and St. Pauli know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Nobody left the St. Pauli dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

609 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli leaking at the back

32 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for St. Pauli

Position 18 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

St. Pauli taken apart

2‑5 to RB Leipzig, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Alex Palmer keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at St. Pauli

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

David Romero, 35, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

In brief

608 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli leaking at the back

31 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Anger at St. Pauli spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alex Palmer

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

David Romero, 35, rolls back the years — 8.15

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.15 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Felipe Massri keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Théo Bruyère

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Théo Bruyère will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

607 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 30 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

18 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

St. Pauli taken apart

0‑4 to Bayern Munich, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alex Palmer

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Daniel Gadegaard: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Rayan Khoums is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at St. Pauli is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Inquest at St. Pauli

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

606 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 29 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

David Romero scores twice — 8.55

Two goals and a mark of 8.55 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Alex Palmer keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Léo Leroy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mustafa Aydın puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

St. Pauli share the spoils with Mainz 05

A 2‑2 draw with Mainz 05 leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

605 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

28 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 51 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 51 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

St. Pauli sink to position 18

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

Chastening afternoon for St. Pauli

A 1‑5 beating by Bayer Leverkusen was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 80 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Alex Palmer keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at St. Pauli

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at St. Pauli is running low.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marco Dalla Vecchia yet — 8.39

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.39 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

In brief

604 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

27 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

15 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at St. Pauli spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martin Busch

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Pauli lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

St. Pauli taken apart

2‑5 to Werder Bremen, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Marco Dalla Vecchia's — 8.56

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.56, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Daniel Gadegaard keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

João Neto, 34, rolls back the years — 8.27

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.27 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

In brief

603 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli leaking at the back

26 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martin Busch

68 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Pauli lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 94 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for St. Pauli

1‑4 against VfL Wolfsburg, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Gadegaard

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marco Dalla Vecchia yet — 9.03

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.03 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Rayan Khoums has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the St. Pauli dressing room in a hurry
  • Player ratings David Romero keeps on missing
  • Player ratings Nobody could get near João Neto
602 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 25 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martin Busch

75 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Pauli lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 101 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

An unwelcome headline for Joel Chima Fujita

He will be fined, he will apologise, and he will play on Saturday. The order of those three tells you everything about what a football club actually values.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Union Berlin take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Joel Chima Fujita

6 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

The one thing David Romero could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

601 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

St. Pauli leaking at the back

24 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

the manager takes the St. Pauli job

“I have watched this squad. There is more in it than the table says.” First press conference, first promise — the manager made the one every new manager makes, and now comes the part where it gets checked.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for St. Pauli

Position 18 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 108 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

St. Pauli throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Heidenheim the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that St. Pauli will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Joel Chima Fujita scores twice — 9.63

Two goals and a mark of 9.63 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Nemanja Trifunović's — 9.19

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.19, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

In brief

600 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 23 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

The terraces

Anger at St. Pauli spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

11 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 90 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 90 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 115 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tim Siersleben puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nemanja Trifunović yet — 9.12

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Daniel Gadegaard keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

599 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

22 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

10 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Rayan Khoums out for 122 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nemanja Trifunović scores twice — 8.90

Two goals and a mark of 8.90 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Daniel Gadegaard keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

João Neto, 34, rolls back the years — 8.78

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.78 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rayan Khoums

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rayan Khoums will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Théo Bruyère says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

598 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

21 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Martin Busch damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

9 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nemanja Trifunović, 33, rolls back the years — 8.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.87 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Rayan Khoums says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Arkadiusz Pyrka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Köln take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the St. Pauli dugout

10 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

No hiding place for Louis Oppie

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Louis Oppie, and the manager let it.

In brief

595 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

18 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Alex Palmer keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Felipe Massri asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

David Romero, 34, rolls back the years — 8.35

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.35 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rayan Khoums

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rayan Khoums will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nemanja Trifunović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

VfB Stuttgart take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

591 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

14 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

St. Pauli taken apart

0‑3 to Borussia Mönchengladbach, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Felipe Massri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Rayan Khoums has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Arkadiusz Pyrka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

David Romero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Alex Palmer lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Amadou Mbengue falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Viktor Švec at his very best

Marked 8.33. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at St. Pauli.

In brief

587 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Match

St. Pauli are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 10 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Both of them Davis Rath's — 8.30

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.30, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Felipe Massri asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nemanja Trifunović, 33, rolls back the years — 8.57

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.57 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Rayan Khoums is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at St. Pauli is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Joel Chima Fujita, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Werder Bremen take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

583 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alex Palmer

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

St. Pauli out of the cup

Mainz 05 ended it 2‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Viktor Švec scores twice — 8.80

Two goals and a mark of 8.80 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Age has not caught João Neto yet — 8.48

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.48 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Rayan Khoums has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita out for 42 days

The medical room confirms 42 days on the sidelines for Joel Chima Fujita, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for St. Pauli

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

579 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nemanja Trifunović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Benjamin Medel out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David Romero yet — 8.23

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rayan Khoums

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rayan Khoums will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Hamburger SV take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Arkadiusz Pyrka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arkadiusz Pyrka, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aldair Faustino is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Viktor Švec keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

576 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at St. Pauli has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Bayer Leverkusen watching Viktor Švec

The interest is real enough to have reached print. St. Pauli have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Fyodor Ilyin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniel Katić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniel Katić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

St. Pauli to lose Daniel Katić for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Daniel Katić has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Market

The shop window has Nemanja Trifunović in it

St. Pauli have let the market know Nemanja Trifunović can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rayan Khoums is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mustafa Aydın wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Pauli know it.

In brief

  • Squad Ricky Louis gets it from the manager
  • The terraces Supporters make their feelings known about Viktor Švec
  • Boardroom The St. Pauli production line keeps running
574 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Rayan Khoums is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at St. Pauli is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Daniel Jung hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Amadou Mbengue falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at St. Pauli

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

No hiding place for Szymon Zalewski

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Szymon Zalewski, and the manager let it.

In brief

570 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ricky Louis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Rayan Khoums has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Arkadiusz Pyrka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

569 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at St. Pauli

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at St. Pauli is running low.

Market

Viktor Švec hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Market

St. Pauli say no — this time

The offer from Bayer Leverkusen for Viktor Švec was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Rayan Khoums keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Nemanja Trifunović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marco Dalla Vecchia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

568 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at St. Pauli has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Ricky Louis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

566 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nemanja Trifunović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rayan Khoums out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Rayan Khoums, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Marco Dalla Vecchia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

549 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Match

Abdoulie Ceesay wins it after the whistle should have gone

91 minutes played. Abdoulie Ceesay found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Union Berlin went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Squad

Léo Leroy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Giannis Christopoulos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Arkadiusz Pyrka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Davis Rath signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Davis Rath and St. Pauli agree another 3 years.

Squad

An unwelcome headline for Rayan Khoums

He will be fined, he will apologise, and he will play on Saturday. The order of those three tells you everything about what a football club actually values.

Boardroom

Jonathan Dellarossa will join St. Pauli for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Jonathan Dellarossa has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means St. Pauli have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Match

Abdoulie Ceesay the difference as St. Pauli beat Union Berlin

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Abdoulie Ceesay. 2‑1 against Union Berlin, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

539 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at St. Pauli

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at St. Pauli is running low.

Match

The small margins put St. Pauli out

Out, 2‑3 to Borussia Dortmund, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ben Voll

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Both of them Rayan Khoums's — 8.78

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.78, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

St. Pauli sink to position 16

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Mustafa Aydın hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Arkadiusz Pyrka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

536 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at St. Pauli spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Martijn Kaars, 37, rolls back the years — 9.33

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.33 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Fousseny Doumbia asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Martijn Kaars stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Martijn Kaars and St. Pauli agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

St. Pauli get the job done against Mainz 05

A 4‑3 win over Mainz 05, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arkadiusz Pyrka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Rayan Khoums among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Rayan Khoums on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of St. Pauli and Mainz 05.

Player ratings

One of those days for Viktor Švec

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief