Exauce Misuri

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Marked for Exauce Misuri

72 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad13 Dec 2027

David Owino breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market13 Dec 2027

Exauce Misuri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kenya Police can pretend not to have heard.

Squad13 Dec 2027

Samuel Ayanrinde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kenya Police this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad13 Dec 2027

Marvin Nabwire falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout13 Dec 2027

Kenya Police keep their word to Khadime N'Diaye

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Boardroom13 Dec 2027

Belts tighten at Kenya Police

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout13 Dec 2027

The manager makes an example of Junior Gqabashe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout13 Dec 2027

When it matters, Tyshick Mosengo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout13 Dec 2027

Tobias Otieno knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tobias Otieno trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

Back issues
61 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad27 Sep 2027

A knee injury of the worst kind for Brian Okoth

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kenya Police lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout27 Sep 2027

Sphelele Shandu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kenya Police may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad27 Sep 2027

A row about effort at Kenya Police

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marvin Nabwire was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout27 Sep 2027

The manager makes an example of Samuel Ayanrinde

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match25 Sep 2027

A bad afternoon for Kenya Police against Kakamega Homeboyz

0‑1 to Kakamega Homeboyz, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings27 Sep 2027

Nobody could get near Erick Zakayo

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout27 Sep 2027

Peter Juma faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Peter Juma after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad27 Sep 2027

A falling-out at Kenya Police

Exauce Misuri and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout27 Sep 2027

When it matters, Joash Onyango plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

58 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad6 Sep 2027

Yves Koutiama breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market6 Sep 2027

Yusuf Mainge puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kenya Police, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom6 Sep 2027

Deadline passes with 5 signed and 14 gone

That is the business done at Kenya Police until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market6 Sep 2027

Only the photograph left for Kusi Nana Asante

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kusi Nana Asante will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kenya Police the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad6 Sep 2027

Junior Gqabashe is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad6 Sep 2027

Words exchanged at Kenya Police

Samuel Ayanrinde and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad6 Sep 2027

Simon Masaka gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Simon Masaka has just signed for Kenya Police, and for once the answer mattered.

The dugout6 Sep 2027

Joash Onyango knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kenya Police, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead6 Sep 2027

Kenya Police take on the side everybody is chasing

AFC Leopards arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

In brief

44 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match29 May 2027

The wait goes on for Kenya Police

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market31 May 2027

Geoffrey Onyango asks to leave Kenya Police

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout31 May 2027

Exauce Misuri keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kenya Police may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market31 May 2027

Edward Omondi Ondimo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kenya Police is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad31 May 2027

A row about effort at Kenya Police

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yves Koutiama was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad31 May 2027

Marvin Nabwire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kenya Police this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match29 May 2027

Kenya Police and Posta Rangers take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout31 May 2027

Half-satisfied: Peter Juma on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout31 May 2027

When it matters, Alvin Mangeni plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

27 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market1 Feb 2027

Terms done: Geoffrey Onyango is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Shabana waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Kenya Police is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market1 Feb 2027

Samuel Boamah Quansah asks to leave Kenya Police

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom1 Feb 2027

Window shuts: 0 in, 2 out at Kenya Police

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 0 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Market1 Feb 2027

Ambrose Sifuna is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kenya Police is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market1 Feb 2027

Kenya Police turn down Gazelle for Edward Omondi Ondimo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets1 Feb 2027

Kenya Police rebuffed over Joseph George

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ashanti Gold have kept their man, and Kenya Police go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad1 Feb 2027

Yves Koutiama falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad1 Feb 2027

Words exchanged at Kenya Police

Joash Onyango and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout1 Feb 2027

Baraka Badi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Baraka Badi is on it.

In brief