Noah Gunsch

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Marked for Noah Gunsch

481 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noory Elazouzi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Petržalka they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Petržalka

Attila Németh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Andrej Ilić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 200% of everything Petržalka earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Diego Sanabria wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Petržalka know it.

Squad

A row about effort at Petržalka

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Milas Eklund was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Adrián Čelko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Petržalka, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no ink between Petržalka and Robert Mazuch

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Petržalka, another week without a signature from Robert Mazuch.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Noah Gunsch

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Petržalka told Noah Gunsch something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

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460 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Petržalka

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

33 days out for Jonas Linnes after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Petržalka will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Petržalka

Oliver Luterán and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Petržalka training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michal Folprecht is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 105% of the Petržalka income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Andrej Duda knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Andrej Duda trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Milas Eklund

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Andrej Duda linked with a move away

The name of Andrej Duda keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Petržalka say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Solal Moraga runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Petržalka money.

In brief

459 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

14 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

40 days out for Jonas Linnes after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Petržalka will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Petržalka up to position 3

56 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Petržalka

Oliver Luterán and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Home is on Liberato Wood's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Petržalka are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at Petržalka training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michal Folprecht is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Petržalka cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Robert Mazuch

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Petržalka and Andrej Duda

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Petržalka, another week without a signature from Andrej Duda.

Market

The Michal Folprecht question follows Petržalka around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Michal Folprecht’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

457 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jonas Linnes out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Petržalka will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at Petržalka

Juraj Teplan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Petržalka training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michal Folprecht is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Karel Rožánek

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Liberato Wood knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Liberato Wood trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no signature from Karol Nemec

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Petržalka could get for him.

In brief

456 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jonas Linnes out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Petržalka will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Petržalka boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A falling-out at Petržalka

Oliver Luterán and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Michal Folprecht falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 123% of the Petržalka income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Home is on Mauro Anabalón's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Petržalka are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Karel Rožánek asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Gunsch

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Gunsch, and the manager let it.

Market

Andrej Duda linked with a move away

The name of Andrej Duda keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Petržalka say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

453 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Petržalka put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Jonas Linnes breaks a bone — 82 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 82 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Oliver Luterán in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Petržalka this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$498.8K from the owner keeps Petržalka afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

Michal Folprecht falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Matouš Babka without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Matouš Babka was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

Squad

A step back for Noah Gunsch at Petržalka

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

The dugout

Oliver Luterán asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Petržalka and Solal Moraga are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

440 Edition

The Petržalka Gazette

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

55 days out for Solal Moraga after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Petržalka will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Timotej Cagáň says Petržalka went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Petržalka

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Petržalka is running low.

Market

Noah Gunsch asks to leave Petržalka

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

8 unbeaten for Petržalka

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Petržalka did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Petržalka

Oliver Luterán and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 140% of the Petržalka income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Karel Rožánek gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Paweł Doniec is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Petržalka has been clear about where Paweł Doniec stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief