Simon Audouin

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23 Nov 2032
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Simon Audouin

329 Edition

The Chaves Herald

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Moura

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Moura will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chaves the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Osagie Onisodumeya wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Chaves can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at Chaves

Luís Gomes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Chaves training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rob Street is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Keven gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Chaves and Bogdan Racoviţan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Chaves, another week without a signature from Bogdan Racoviţan.

The dugout

Simon Audouin gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon Audouin is on it.

Looking ahead

Patrick Moura goes back to face Leixões

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Patrick Moura’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Chaves needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Squad

Antonio Espigares still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Chaves would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

Back issues
324 Edition

The Chaves Herald

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Manuel Sulbarán

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Manuel Sulbarán will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chaves the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Pedro Souza asks to leave Chaves

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Antonio Espigares in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chaves this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Manuel Sulbarán wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Chaves know it.

Squad

Words at Chaves training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bogdan Racoviţan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Daniele Salvano gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Chaves and Vasco Sousa

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Simon Audouin gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon Audouin is on it.

Looking ahead

Luís Gomes goes back to face Porto B

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Luís Gomes’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Chaves needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

313 Edition

The Chaves Herald

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Moura has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chaves they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

No deal for Manuel Baldé at that price

Chaves offered $850.0K; Rio Ave said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

An offer of $110.0K for Dudu

Chaves have gone to Estoril Praia with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Benfica tell Chaves: Manu Pozo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Chaves

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rob Street was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

São João de Ver watching Wessel van der Heijden

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Chaves have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

A falling-out at Chaves

Artūr Dolžnikov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Chaves ask about Martín Tejón

A loan enquiry to Porto: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Simon Audouin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chaves will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

309 Edition

The Chaves Herald

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Moura has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chaves they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Máximo Casalnuovo due for a Chaves medical

Everything agreed with Feirense, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Chaves

Antonio Espigares and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Estoril Praia tell Chaves: Leandro Antonetti is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Bogdan Racoviţan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Marco 09 join the queue for Wessel van der Heijden

Add another name to the list: Marco 09 have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Wessel van der Heijden. The answer from Chaves has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

Chaves ask about Iuri Moreira

A loan enquiry to Alverca: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Chaves ask about Martín Tejón

A loan enquiry to Porto: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Bernardo Daciolo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

305 Edition

The Chaves Herald

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Moura has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chaves they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Chaves

Antonio Espigares and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Chaves

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rob Street was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Simon Audouin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chaves will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The shop window has Rob Street in it

Chaves have let the market know Rob Street can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

Rob Street remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Chaves would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

301 Edition

The Chaves Herald

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Samuel Conceicao out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Chaves lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kenzo Berisha puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chaves, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Patrick Moura is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chaves is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chaves

Daniele Salvano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bogdan Racoviţan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Morrison Anokye wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Chaves can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

Chaves and Raymond Anthony are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Federico Coletta is still paying for one afternoon at Chaves

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Simon Audouin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chaves will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

297 Edition

The Chaves Herald

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Moura

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Moura will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chaves the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Leandro Barreiro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chaves this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Manuel Sulbarán wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Chaves know it.

Squad

Bogdan Racoviţan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Federico Coletta is still paying for one afternoon at Chaves

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

Chaves and Jorge Pedra are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Marvin Mehlem is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Marvin Mehlem has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Wojciech Jakubik gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Simon Audouin gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon Audouin is on it.

In brief

293 Edition

The Chaves Herald

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Aleks Ristić gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Aleks Ristić has just signed for Chaves, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Patrick Moura has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chaves they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Juan Cruz Oltmann in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chaves this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No place for Aleks Ristić in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Chaves are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Federico Coletta's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Marvin Mehlem falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Chaves and Jorge Pedra

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

No hiding place for Wojciech Jakubik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wojciech Jakubik, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Simon Audouin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chaves will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

289 Edition

The Chaves Herald

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

18 days out for Fernando Conceicao after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Chaves will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Patrick Moura is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chaves is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Raymond Anthony wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Chaves can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at Chaves

Antonio Espigares and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Chaves rebuffed over João Monteiro

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Trofense have kept their man, and Chaves go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Manuel Sulbarán falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Federico Coletta is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Market

Talks stall between Chaves and Manuel Sulbarán

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Wojciech Jakubik

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

265 Edition

The Chaves Herald

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Chaves say no — this time

The offer from Maritimo for João Valido was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Daniele Salvano has said yes to Caldas

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Chaves have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Jackson Jaramillo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chaves, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wants to play Chaves right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Transfer targets

Chaves make their move for Rodrigo Rego

$180.0K on the table at Estrela da Amadora. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at Chaves

Rob Street and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Paulo Victor was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sydney van Hooijdonk

Chaves asked and Maritimo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Chaves

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Henrique was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

247 Edition

The Chaves Herald

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Chaves

Gabriel Furtado and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Jackson Jaramillo frozen out at Chaves

This is not rotation. Jackson Jaramillo has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Chaves is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Chaves

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matija Mitrović was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

7 new faces, and Chaves are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Marko Prenkpalaj stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marko Prenkpalaj and Chaves agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Edin Hušković gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Edin Hušković is on it.

The dugout

Jakob Franz Pálsson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chaves, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Chaves shop where it costs nothing

Lorenzo Prso signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

Market

Chaves pick up Marko Prenkpalaj for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Marko Prenkpalaj arrives at Chaves with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief