The Stromsgodset Sentinel
Player ratings17 Sep 2029
A brace, and Elias Hoff Melkersen takes the afternoon — 8.69
There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Elias Hoff Melkersen provided it, and the 8.69 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.
Match15 Sep 2029
7 matches without a win for Stromsgodset
The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.
The dugout17 Sep 2029
Lukas Helgeland says Stromsgodset went back on their word
“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.
Market17 Sep 2029
Leander Øy puts it in writing
“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.
Squad17 Sep 2029
A falling-out at Stromsgodset
Mattias Lamhauge and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.
Match15 Sep 2029
6 goals as Stromsgodset and Lillestrom go for it
Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Stromsgodset and Lillestrom, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.
Match15 Sep 2029
A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Lillestrom
2‑4 to Lillestrom, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
Squad17 Sep 2029
Elias Hoff Melkersen is carrying Stromsgodset
14 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.
Squad17 Sep 2029
Gustav Wikheim falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
In brief
- The dugout Gustav Wikheim left out for the big one
- Squad Home is on Bode Pieters's mind
- The dugout The manager’s verdict