Adrián Murillo

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9 Apr 2036
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Process

Marked for Adrián Murillo

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24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Mérida

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mohamed Daramy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mérida this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Mérida have asked about the manager

The approach has gone in and the answer belongs to Slávia TU Košice. Business like this is done quietly and reported loudly, and rarely in that order.

Squad

A row about effort at Mérida

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pedro Villalba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lautaro Alfieri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Pedro Villalba

A mark of 7.33, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Mérida settle into a new shape

3 matches in a formation nobody announced. Managers change systems every week; keeping one is the rare part, and this one has been kept.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Market

Jon Núñez is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Mérida has been clear about where Jon Núñez stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

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Match

Chastening afternoon for Mérida

A 1‑4 beating by Alavés was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Julen Vega asks to leave Mérida

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Mérida

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Mérida

Mohamed Daramy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pedro Villalba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nicolás Chaves is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 35 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adrián Murillo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Mérida

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

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Market

Mérida turn down Eldense for Benjamin Dibrani

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Facundo Bacci asks to leave Mérida

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Dan Nechifor says Mérida went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 1 in, 2 out at Mérida

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 1 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

A falling-out at Mérida

Mohamed Daramy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Julen Vega’s move to Gimnàstic falls through

The deal that would have taken Julen Vega to Gimnàstic has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Mérida with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Mérida walk away from Khalid Noureddine

$440.0K was the most the club would pay and Mallorca were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Carlos Rubio

Mérida asked and Alcorcón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Mérida

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pedro Villalba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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24 Dec 2035
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Market

Cătălin Vulturar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mérida can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

35 days out for Markel Castro after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mérida will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Odil Akhmedov says Mérida went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Mérida

Mohamed Daramy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mérida

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pedro Villalba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Oliver Sonne is slowing down

At 35, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adrián Murillo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Mérida and Liam Möller

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

the manager on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” the manager after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

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Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fernando Fernández

45 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mérida lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Cătălin Vulturar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mérida can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Markel Castro out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mérida will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Mohamed Daramy, 33, rolls back the years — 7.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.95 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A falling-out at Mérida

Benjamin Dibrani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Mérida see off Málaga

Three points for Mérida, 3‑1 the final word against Málaga in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pedro Villalba

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

A row about effort at Mérida

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Andrés Iglesias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Cătălin Vulturar — 7.31

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 10 actions, 7.31, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

In brief

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The terraces

The mood at Mérida has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Markel Castro out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mérida will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Facundo Bacci puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mérida, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ihojan Pérez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mérida is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Benjamín Ortíz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mérida this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mérida training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Villalba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The formation has left Federico Armani behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Mérida will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Franco D'Andrea gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Franco D'Andrea is on it.

Market

Antonio Núñez is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Mérida has been clear about where Antonio Núñez stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

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29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Biel Rojas out for 30 days

30 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mérida lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Cătălin Vulturar asks to leave Mérida

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

96 days out for Markel Castro after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mérida will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Both of them Mohamed Daramy's — 8.21

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.21, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Pedro Villalba gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Pedro Villalba has just signed for Mérida, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Mérida

Mohamed Daramy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Mérida do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Mérida get the job done against Alavés

A 3‑1 win over Alavés, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Pedro Villalba was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.06. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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Market

Cătălin Vulturar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mérida, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Both of them Franco D'Andrea's — 8.62

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.62, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Lucas Núñez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mérida they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Mérida

Benjamin Dibrani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Mérida training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Benjamín Ortíz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Mérida see off Celta Fortuna

Three points for Mérida, 2‑0 the final word against Celta Fortuna in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” the manager, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

Mérida take the armband off Cătălin Vulturar

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

Market

Still no ink between Mérida and Adrián Murillo

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Mérida, another week without a signature from Adrián Murillo.

In brief

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Market

Lautaro Alfieri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mérida can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Iván Calligaris is a medical away from Mérida

The deal with Granada is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Lucas Núñez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mérida is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Lucas Núñez signs for Rayo Vallecano while still at Mérida

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Lucas Núñez has agreed terms with Rayo Vallecano for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Transfer targets

Mérida make their move for Sandro Gamsakhurdia

$240.0K on the table at Andorra. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Benjamin Dibrani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mérida this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Mérida baulk at the price for Vito Rosané

Levante wanted more than $160.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Market

Andrés Iglesias wants more than Mérida are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Transfer targets

Mérida rebuffed over Kevin Zakaria

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Gijón have kept their man, and Mérida go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

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9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Lucas Núñez out for 111 days

111 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mérida lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Yahya Jlidi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mérida they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mérida

Cătălin Vulturar and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Mérida may not be able to give Lautaro Alfieri what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Lautaro Alfieri wants continental football; whether Mérida can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Mérida

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alessandro Bolzan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mérida against Valencia

0‑2 to Valencia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nikita Lobusov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nikita Lobusov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Mikkel Vernon wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Mérida know it.

The dugout

the manager answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

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12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mérida end the wait against Osasuna

It had gone 18 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Market

Alessandro Bolzan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mérida, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yahya Jlidi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yahya Jlidi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Mérida the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

A brace, and Alessandro Bolzan takes the afternoon — 7.74

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Alessandro Bolzan provided it, and the 7.74 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A move Adrián Murillo would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Adrián Murillo is living that version at Mérida, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Home is on Yahya Jlidi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Mérida are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A falling-out at Mérida

Benjamin Dibrani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mérida

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Benjamín Ortíz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Alessandro Bolzan sends Mérida past Osasuna

It finished 2‑1, and it was Alessandro Bolzan’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Mérida.

In brief

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The Tenerife Herald

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Eduardo Prieto out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Tenerife lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Tenerife run riot against Teruel

5‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A day Jordi Escobar will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar, 33, rolls back the years — 9.59

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.59 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Daniel Sánchez asks to leave Tenerife

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Javier Gil has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Tenerife they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Tenerife training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martín Polizzotto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

José Gómez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tenerife this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Teruel blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Teruel tried to reorganise, Tenerife did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

In brief

448 Edition

The Tenerife Herald

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Eduardo Prieto out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Tenerife lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Adrián Murillo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Tenerife they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Héctor Gómez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Tenerife have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Patrick Soko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tenerife this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Tenerife training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martín Polizzotto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jordi Escobar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Tenerife come up short against Gimnàstic

Gimnàstic left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Akeel Higgins was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

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19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eduardo Prieto damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Tenerife

Martín Polizzotto and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Bruno Guimarães deal

Tenerife ran out of time with Real Madrid. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Match

Tenerife come up short against Algeciras

Algeciras left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Nicolás Stepanovitch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Joan Velázquez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Market

No place for Iván Chapela in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Iván Chapela has his answer from Tenerife; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

Still no ink between Tenerife and Pablo Herrero

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Tenerife, another week without a signature from Pablo Herrero.

In brief

444 Edition

The Tenerife Herald

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

$4.4M settles it between the clubs for Yussif Saidu

Barcelona have accepted the money. What Tenerife do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adrián Murillo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adrián Murillo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Tenerife the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Víctor Ramos asks to leave Tenerife

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Tenerife

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Niek Strijdveen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Tenerife may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Gorka Gorosabel is a medical away from Tenerife

The deal with Real Sociedad is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tenerife

Martín Polizzotto and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Tenerife rebuffed over Sebastián Miño

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Osasuna have kept their man, and Tenerife go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Tenerife baulk at the price for Davide Barosi

Leganés wanted more than $79.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

In brief

443 Edition

The Tenerife Herald

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Julen Pérez asks to leave Tenerife

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Víctor Ramos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Tenerife may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Pedro Cruz is a medical away from Tenerife

The deal with Alavés is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Miguel Román

Tenerife asked and Athletic Bilbao said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Tenerife walk away from Brennan Johnson

$970.0K was the most the club would pay and Sevilla were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Ibon Sánchez turns down Tenerife

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Athletic Bilbao keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Match

The wait goes on for Tenerife

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Martín Polizzotto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tenerife

José Gómez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

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From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Adrián Murillo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Tenerife is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Djakao Barka asks to leave Tenerife

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The season belongs to Jordi Escobar

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Tenerife have had the benefit of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Tenerife

Martín Polizzotto and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Martín Polizzotto sends Tenerife past Racing Santander

It finished 2‑0, and it was Martín Polizzotto’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Tenerife.

Match

A bad afternoon for Tenerife against Betis Deportivo

0‑2 to Betis Deportivo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of José Luis Torres

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Tenerife training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandro Fernández is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Martín Polizzotto at his very best

Marked 8.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Tenerife.

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25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Tigran Avanesyan pops up at the right end — 7.93

7.93, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

The dugout

Federico Mekbel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Tenerife may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Tenerife cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Patrick Soko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tenerife this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martín Polizzotto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Tenerife see off Real Murcia

Three points for Tenerife, 2‑0 the final word against Real Murcia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Patrick Soko dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Daniel Sánchez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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The Tenerife Herald

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Héctor Gómez arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Héctor Gómez has, at Tenerife, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Patrick Soko makes it 500

500 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

A row about effort at Tenerife

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Martín Polizzotto was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tenerife

Joan Velázquez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Joan Velázquez — 7.33

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 12 actions, 7.33, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adrián Murillo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adrián Murillo, and the manager let it.

Match

Tenerife get the job done against Eibar

A 1‑0 win over Eibar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.88 on the card, and the Tenerife support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

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436 Edition

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4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Adrián Murillo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adrián Murillo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Tenerife the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Martín Polizzotto has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Tenerife can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Tenerife

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Martín Polizzotto was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tenerife

José Gómez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jordi Escobar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordi Escobar, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Tenerife against Alcorcón

0‑1 to Alcorcón, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Róber slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Róber is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Boardroom

Tenerife release $2.1M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Tigran Avanesyan's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

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20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Thiago Mansilla: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Tenerife have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Javier Gil

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Javier Gil will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Tenerife the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Tenerife

Patrick Soko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Martín Polizzotto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ulises Aguado gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Joan Velázquez gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Joan Velázquez is on it.

The dugout

Patrick Soko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Patrick Soko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Jordi Escobar named player of the week

One weekend, judged against everybody else's. Jordi Escobar has come out on top of it, and for most footballers a weekly award is the only silverware a career ever produces.

Market

Jordi Escobar linked with a move away

The name of Jordi Escobar keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Tenerife say nothing, which says plenty.

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432 Edition

The Tenerife Herald

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Martín Polizzotto leads the rout of Teruel

4‑0, and Martín Polizzotto took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Tenerife tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Martín Polizzotto takes the afternoon — 8.12

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Martín Polizzotto provided it, and the 8.12 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Adrián Murillo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Tenerife is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Daniel Sánchez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tenerife, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Vintage Róber — 8.32

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.32, and nobody on the pitch better.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Pol Muñoz delivers — 7.82

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Pol Muñoz scored, was marked 7.82, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

A falling-out at Tenerife

Martín Polizzotto and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Tenerife come up short against Gimnàstic

Gimnàstic left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Akeel Higgins

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akeel Higgins, and the manager let it.

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428 Edition

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9 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Tenerife run riot against Eldense

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

3 goals for Jordi Escobar

The match ball belongs to Jordi Escobar, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Adrián Murillo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Tenerife they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Daniel Sánchez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tenerife, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Yben Baert: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Tenerife have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tenerife

Bruno Di Gennaro and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Patrick Soko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrick Soko commits to Tenerife for another 2 years.

Squad

100 goals in the shirt for Jordi Escobar

100 for the club now, each one filed in somebody’s memory with a date and a scoreline. Numbers like this are what supporters argue about in twenty years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jordi Escobar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Federico Versaci is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mérida is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Franco D'Andrea hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mérida can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Mérida

Cătălin Vulturar and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Mérida training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Benjamín Ortíz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Mérida agree a free transfer for Adrián Murillo

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Transfer targets

Espanyol tell Mérida: Tiziano Perrotta is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Benjamin Dibrani

7.54, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Mérida had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Market

Still no ink between Mérida and Tze Xuan Loke

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Mérida, another week without a signature from Tze Xuan Loke.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: the manager on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

426 Edition

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25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules José Gómez out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Tenerife will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Bruno Di Gennaro

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Bruno Di Gennaro will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Tenerife the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody wants to play Tenerife right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Boardroom

Tenerife to lose Adrián Murillo for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Adrián Murillo has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Tenerife

Martín Polizzotto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Martín Polizzotto sends Tenerife past CE Europa

It finished 1‑0, and it was Martín Polizzotto’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Tenerife.

Squad

Nicolás Stepanovitch reaches 200 appearances

200 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Squad

Nicolás Stepanovitch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Joan Velázquez

A mark of 7.93, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

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4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

35 days out for José Gómez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Tenerife will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

The knee: Yben Baert out for 30 days

30 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Tenerife lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Vid Novak

Tenerife and Girona have settled on $4.5M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Player ratings

A brace, and Martín Polizzotto takes the afternoon — 8.15

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Martín Polizzotto provided it, and the 8.15 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Adrián Murillo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Tenerife have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Pol Muñoz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Tenerife they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Mohamed Dansoko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tenerife, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Róber yet — 7.95

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.95 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 21 signed and 27 gone

That is the business done at Tenerife until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

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The Tenerife Herald

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules José Gómez out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Tenerife will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Terms done: Alejandro Tapia is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Zamora waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Tenerife is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

Tenerife bid $11.9M for Stiven Shpendi

The offer went to Celta this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Iván Fresneda

Tenerife asked and Atlético Madrid said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Iván Chapela puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tenerife, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

An offer of $4.1M for Yussif Saidu

Tenerife have gone to Barcelona with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Market

Only the photograph left for Javier Gil

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Javier Gil will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Tenerife the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Tigran Avanesyan for 17 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Tenerife will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Martín Polizzotto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tenerife this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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410 Edition

The Tenerife Herald

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules José Gómez out for 126 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Tenerife will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tenerife turn down Osasuna for Jorge Oreiro

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Luc Blanchard hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tenerife can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Yoel Lago due for a Tenerife medical

Everything agreed with Barcelona, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Tenerife

Martín Polizzotto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Andrés Iglesias again

The phone has started ringing about Andrés Iglesias again, and this time the name on the line is Lugo. Tenerife are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words at Tenerife training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolás Stepanovitch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adrián Murillo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Tenerife and Róber

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Tenerife, another week without a signature from Róber.

In brief

409 Edition

The Tenerife Herald

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

José Gómez breaks a bone — 133 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 133 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Martín Polizzotto has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Tenerife can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Martín Polizzotto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tenerife this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Maximiliano Rolón will join Tenerife for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Maximiliano Rolón has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Tenerife have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joan Velázquez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Tenerife

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yben Baert was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Adrián Murillo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Tenerife, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Jorge Oreiro story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jorge Oreiro signs something — a contract at Tenerife or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Talks stall between Tenerife and Ulises Aguado

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief