Farouk Laoufi

Right Midfielder - JS Saoura
30 Nov 2029
Friday
Process

Marked for Farouk Laoufi

160 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

JS Saoura bid $510.0K for Redouane Zerdoum

The offer went to MC Oran this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

JS Saoura baulk at the price for Mohamed Ayoub Belhachemi

MC Oran wanted more than $230.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Leandro Sauane wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at JS Saoura can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Khalid Dahamni

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Leandro Sauane falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Juba Oukaci gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Juba Oukaci is on it.

Market

The Omar Jobe talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. JS Saoura know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Mostapha Badaoui knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at JS Saoura, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes Farouk Laoufi a promise
  • Boardroom The JS Saoura academy earns its keep
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at JS Saoura
Back issues
159 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

$100.0K settles it between the clubs for Farid Chaâl

USM Alger have accepted the money. What JS Saoura do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

ES Mostaganem come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and JS Saoura did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

JS Saoura bid $230.0K for Mohamed Ayoub Belhachemi

The offer went to MC Oran this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Riyane Akacem falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Mady Diouf's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; JS Saoura are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A falling-out at JS Saoura

Farouk Laoufi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Mohamed Achraf Kaddouri gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Abdelhak Cherir gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Abdelhak Cherir is on it.

Market

Talks stall between JS Saoura and Leandro Sauane

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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The JS Saoura Post

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Riyane Akacem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at JS Saoura this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Constant Wayou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A row about effort at JS Saoura

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leandro Sauane was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Oussama Bentaleb asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

JS Saoura and Mohamed Achraf Kaddouri are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Farouk Laoufi has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Farouk Laoufi has written the date down.

In brief

154 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

34 days out for Mady Diouf after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. JS Saoura will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Mohamed Ayoub Belhachemi is a medical away from JS Saoura

The deal with MC Oran is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

USM Khenchela come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and JS Saoura did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Mostapha Badaoui gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at JS Saoura training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leandro Sauane is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Khalid Dahamni has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at JS Saoura will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Ismail Saadi question follows JS Saoura around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ismail Saadi’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

JS Saoura and Mady Diouf are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

152 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mohamed Naâmani hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what JS Saoura can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Riyane Akacem falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at JS Saoura

Farouk Laoufi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

When it matters, Juba Oukaci plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mohamed Naâmani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Omar Jobe talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. JS Saoura know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

The manager makes Oussama Bentaleb a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at JS Saoura. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Khalid Dahamni knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at JS Saoura, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

The JS Saoura academy earns its keep

23 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

151 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

ES Setif tell JS Saoura: Issam Abdelhamid Naim is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at JS Saoura

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fayçal Mebarki was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Leandro Sauane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Abdelhak Cherir has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at JS Saoura will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Oussama Bentaleb asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

148 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Messaoud Midoune

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. JS Saoura lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Dhayfallah Kadri says JS Saoura went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Fayçal Mebarki falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Abdelhak Cherir

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdelhak Cherir, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Juba Oukaci plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

145 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Messaoud Midoune out for 44 days

44 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. JS Saoura lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Khalid Dahamni says JS Saoura went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fayçal Mebarki falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Constant Wayou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at JS Saoura will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ahmed Feghouli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

142 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at JS Saoura

Constant Wayou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at JS Saoura

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fayçal Mebarki was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Khalid Dahamni gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Khalid Dahamni is on it.

In brief

138 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

6 unbeaten for JS Saoura

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation JS Saoura did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Riyane Akacem falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Abdelhak Cherir signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abdelhak Cherir commits to JS Saoura for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Constant Wayou in the eights

A performance of 8.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

JS Saoura refuse to lose to Paradou

A point taken on 94 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Tempers go at JS Saoura

Farouk Laoufi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No place for Mohamed Naâmani on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at JS Saoura pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Match

JS Saoura and Paradou take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Islam Tahrat on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

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The JS Saoura Post

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Ismail Saadi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

7 unbeaten for JS Saoura

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation JS Saoura did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Riyane Akacem falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ahmed Khaled

JS Saoura asked and Zamalek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Omar Jobe sends JS Saoura past ASO Chlef

It finished 1‑0, and it was Omar Jobe’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to JS Saoura.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dhayfallah Kadri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Omar Jobe stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.74 on the card, and the JS Saoura support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Words exchanged at JS Saoura

Farouk Laoufi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Islam Tahrat has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Islam Tahrat on a 1‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

117 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Semelo Gueï out for 110 days

110 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. JS Saoura lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Abdelkader Morcely

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words at JS Saoura training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Riyane Akacem is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Abdelkader Morcely

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdelkader Morcely, and the manager let it.

Match

JS Saoura come up short against USM Alger

USM Alger left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Islam Tahrat answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Farouk Laoufi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at JS Saoura this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ismail Saadi beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 12. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Khalid Dahamni has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at JS Saoura will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

115 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Semelo Gueï damages knee ligaments — 124 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 124 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cup progress for JS Saoura

A 2‑1 win over Paradou, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

26 days out for Oussama Bentaleb after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. JS Saoura will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Ismail Saadi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Farouk Laoufi at 20 — 7.85

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Farouk Laoufi did not need any: 7.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Leandro Sauane: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” JS Saoura have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Messaoud Midoune gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Messaoud Midoune has just signed for JS Saoura, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A falling-out at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Abdelhak Cherir

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

107 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Abdelkader Boutiche breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

The knee: Abdelhak Cherir out for 22 days

22 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. JS Saoura lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Moulay Abdelaziz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what JS Saoura can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Abderrahmane Djabou has said yes to MB Rouissat

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. JS Saoura have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Ahmed Rabie: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” JS Saoura have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Chineme Chinonso rejects the move

JS Saoura had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Ikorodu City, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

The step up is real for Farouk Laoufi

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words exchanged at JS Saoura

Constant Wayou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

JS Saoura rebuffed over Mohamed Ali Saleh Ziad

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. ASO Chlef have kept their man, and JS Saoura go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

104 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Abdelkader Boutiche out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason JS Saoura will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

The knee: Abdelhak Cherir out for 43 days

43 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. JS Saoura lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

JS Saoura agree $20.0K for Hamza Belahouel

The clubs have shaken hands with MC Oran; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

JS Saoura turn down MB Rouissat for Laid Ayad

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Farouk Laoufi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Farouk Laoufi commits to JS Saoura for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

JS Saoura rebuffed over Mohamed Azzi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. CSKA Moscow have kept their man, and JS Saoura go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rafik Brahimi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Abdelkader Boutiche asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

102 Edition

The JS Saoura Post

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Abdelkader Boutiche out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason JS Saoura will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Abdelhak Cherir

57 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. JS Saoura lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Moulay Abdelaziz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what JS Saoura can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at JS Saoura

Riyane Akacem and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Abderrahmane Djabou attracts admirers

The name of Abderrahmane Djabou has come up in conversations JS Saoura were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

A row about effort at JS Saoura

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Anas Yusuf was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Nour El Islam Fettouhi's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Issam Abdelhamid Naim is in the works

JS Saoura have made the call to ES Setif. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

JS Saoura buy the years ahead of Leandro Sauane

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief