The Brentford Gazette
Market5 May 2031
Harvey White puts it in writing
“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.
Player ratings5 May 2031
Age has not caught Lars-Jørgen Salvesen yet — 7.82
At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.
The dugout5 May 2031
Joe Adams: that is not what I was promised
“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Brentford have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.
Market5 May 2031
Elliot Anderson wants more than Brentford are offering
“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.
Market5 May 2031
Only the photograph left for Augusto Scarone
Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Augusto Scarone will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brentford the goodbyes have quietly begun.
Squad5 May 2031
Words at Brentford training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivor Pandur is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Squad5 May 2031
Words exchanged at Brentford
Donay Jansen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.
Match3 May 2031
Lars-Jørgen Salvesen sends Brentford past Sheffield Wednesday
It finished 1‑0, and it was Lars-Jørgen Salvesen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Brentford.
The dugout5 May 2031
The manager makes an example of Isaac Moran
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
In brief
- Market Brentford and Lars-Jørgen Salvesen are talking past each other
- The dugout Brentford keep their word to Elliot Anderson
- The dugout A satisfied Christoph Vogt