Michael Kühnel

Striker - Zbrojovka Brno
14 Nov 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Michael Kühnel

209 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nick DePuy asks to leave Zbrojovka Brno

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Adam Hrdina

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Daniil Zelinskyi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zbrojovka Brno have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Rigino Cicilia is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zbrojovka Brno is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Filip Vedral was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bienvenue Kanakimana

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
207 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Matěj Valenta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Rigino Cicilia conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Slovan Liberec will make the call about Rigino Cicilia this week. Zbrojovka Brno have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Michael Kühnel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Martin Gjorgievski talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Zbrojovka Brno know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Zbrojovka Brno put Nick DePuy up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Nick DePuy may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

A season on the outside for Vinícius Michelon

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Zbrojovka Brno has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

205 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nick DePuy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zbrojovka Brno can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rigino Cicilia says Zbrojovka Brno went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Rigino Cicilia is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zbrojovka Brno is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

201 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Patrik Čavoš asks to leave Zbrojovka Brno

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Matěj Valenta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Rigino Cicilia

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rigino Cicilia, and the manager let it.

Market

The Bienvenue Kanakimana talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Zbrojovka Brno know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Jan Juroška asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

Zbrojovka Brno sign a deal worth $286.1K a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

In brief

184 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jan Juroška puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zbrojovka Brno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Felipe Riascos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zbrojovka Brno they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

The Bohemians 1905 deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Rigino Cicilia reports back to Zbrojovka Brno with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Player ratings

Jakub Selnar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Stanislav Hofmann signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stanislav Hofmann commits to Zbrojovka Brno for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Filip Vedral was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Eduardo Miranda wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Zbrojovka Brno know it.

Squad

No hiding place for Jan Král

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jan Král, and the manager let it.

Match

Zbrojovka Brno come up short against Jablonec

Jablonec left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

158 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Kühnel says Zbrojovka Brno went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Matěj Valenta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jakub Selnar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Martin Rymarenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Martin Rymarenko and Zbrojovka Brno agree another 3 years.

Squad

Jan Juroška gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Zbrojovka Brno and Slovacko take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Oliver Velich leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Martin Gjorgievski keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Filip Vedral story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Filip Vedral signs something — a contract at Zbrojovka Brno or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

150 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Martin Gjorgievski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Business is business: Mikuláš Lužný goes

Slovan Liberec paid $410.0K and Zbrojovka Brno took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Michael Kühnel signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Kühnel and Zbrojovka Brno agree another 3 years.

Squad

Jan Král asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Jhonnatan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Filip Vedral story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Filip Vedral signs something — a contract at Zbrojovka Brno or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

149 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vinícius Michelon puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zbrojovka Brno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Oliver Velich stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oliver Velich and Zbrojovka Brno agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Matěj Valenta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zbrojovka Brno this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Mikuláš Lužný attracts admirers

The name of Mikuláš Lužný has come up in conversations Zbrojovka Brno were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

No hiding place for Vinícius Michelon

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vinícius Michelon, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

$4.0M on the table at Zbrojovka Brno

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

147 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Guilherme Freitas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zbrojovka Brno may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Martin Gjorgievski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tommaso Gallo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tommaso Gallo and Zbrojovka Brno agree another 4 years.

In brief

143 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Matěj Valenta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Ondřej Mazuch

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ondřej Mazuch, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Michael Kühnel counts the days

“I watch every Zbrojovka Brno game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Ufa runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

139 Edition

The Ufa Sentinel

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ufa are in real trouble now

Position 16, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Alan Khabalov asks to leave Ufa

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Ufa

Arsen Adamov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ufa count the cost of losing Emil Maiorov

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

The Danil Lipovoy story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Danil Lipovoy signs something — a contract at Ufa or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

A season on the outside for Michael Kühnel

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ufa has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

139 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mohamed Yasser keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zbrojovka Brno may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Martin Gjorgievski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Michael Kühnel wants to come home

“I did not go to Ufa to sit and watch. I want to come back to Zbrojovka Brno and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

In brief

135 Edition

The Ufa Sentinel

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ufa

Position 16 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Alan Khabalov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ufa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ufa

Arsen Adamov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Danil Lipovoy story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Danil Lipovoy signs something — a contract at Ufa or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Denis Kutin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

A season on the outside for Michael Kühnel

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ufa has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

134 Edition

The Ufa Sentinel

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Garraty puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ufa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gamzat Khizriev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gamzat Khizriev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ufa the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Arsen Adamov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ufa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Migran Ageyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ufa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Anton Zabolotny question follows Ufa around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Anton Zabolotny’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

“I want to play”: Kirill Balashov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

134 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rigino Cicilia says Zbrojovka Brno went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matěj Valenta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zbrojovka Brno this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Denis Granečný

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Denis Granečný, and the manager let it.

Squad

Jhonnatan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jhonnatan and Zbrojovka Brno agree another 1 years.

Market

Zbrojovka Brno buy the years ahead of Mamadou Aliou Diallo

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

Martin Gjorgievski linked with a move away

The name of Martin Gjorgievski keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zbrojovka Brno say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

133 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Martin Gjorgievski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jakub Selnar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Matěj Valenta

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Bienvenue Kanakimana is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Zbrojovka Brno get the job done against Bohemians 1905

A 1‑0 win over Bohemians 1905, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Zdeněk Mička out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Zdeněk Mička, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Oliver Velich in the eights

A performance of 8.38 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Vinícius Michelon

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vinícius Michelon, and the manager let it.

Market

Panetolikos are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Zbrojovka Brno will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

131 Edition

The Zbrojovka Brno Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Zbrojovka Brno say no — this time

The offer from Kryvbas for Michael Kühnel was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tomáš Digaňa keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zbrojovka Brno may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Zbrojovka Brno

Matěj Valenta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Matěj Valenta

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Bienvenue Kanakimana runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Mohamed Yasser gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Tommaso Gallo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 15, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Jakub Selnar is carrying Zbrojovka Brno

3 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Point won or two lost for Zbrojovka Brno?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Slavia Prague? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief