Arkhip Kuptsov

Central Defender - Podillia
5 Jun 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Arkhip Kuptsov

146 Edition

The Podillia Courier

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Marquinhos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Podillia can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Yan Zheliba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Podillia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Danylo Polonskyi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podillia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Podillia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Davronbek Azizov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Luka Khelashvili wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Podillia know it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Arkhip Kuptsov's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Artem Kovalenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Nazar Kudelia runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Podillia money.

Market

Talks stall between Podillia and Yan Zheliba

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

Back issues
143 Edition

The Podillia Courier

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Podillia are in real trouble now

Position 15, 24 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Adelin Mircea puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Podillia

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Davronbek Azizov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Podillia

Arkhip Kuptsov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Artem Korobchenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artem Korobchenko, and the manager let it.

Market

The Oleksandr Lomaha question follows Podillia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Oleksandr Lomaha’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Nazar Kudelia placed on the list

Podillia have made Nazar Kudelia available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

“I want to play”: Artem Kovalenko speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

142 Edition

The Podillia Courier

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marquinhos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Yan Zheliba has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Podillia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Danylo Polonskyi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podillia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Podillia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ponomarenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

No place for Cătălin Bălţat in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Podillia are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Emil Lyseng Martinsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Podillia

Something was said to Danil Pekhnov and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Arkhip Kuptsov's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Adelin Mircea knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adelin Mircea trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

141 Edition

The Podillia Courier

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nazar Kudelia puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Podillia

Danylo Polonskyi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Podillia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ponomarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladyslav Chaban

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Adelin Mircea knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adelin Mircea trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

André Haglund wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Podillia will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

138 Edition

The Podillia Courier

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Tommaso Matella out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Podillia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Marquinhos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Marquinhos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Podillia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Yan Zheliba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Podillia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ivan Ponomarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Podillia

Yan Zheliba and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Artem Korobchenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artem Korobchenko, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Arkhip Kuptsov is still paying for one afternoon at Podillia

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

Nazar Kudelia runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Podillia money.

In brief

136 Edition

The Podillia Courier

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Podillia spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Danylo Polonskyi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Podillia, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tommaso Matella breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Podillia

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Podillia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Podillia is running low.

The dugout

Arkhip Kuptsov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Podillia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

The dugout

Adelin Mircea frozen out at Podillia

This is not rotation. Adelin Mircea has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Podillia is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Oleh Ilin

Podillia asked and Kryvbas said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Podillia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ponomarenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

122 Edition

The Podillia Courier

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Podillia

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Podillia taken apart

1‑4 to Metalurh Zaporizhzhia, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Danylo Polonskyi asks to leave Podillia

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ivan Ponomarenko stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Davronbek Azizov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 145% of everything Podillia earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Davronbek Azizov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Podillia

Arkhip Kuptsov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The half-term report on Podillia

Position 12, 17 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

In brief

117 Edition

The Podillia Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nazar Kudelia damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Podillia

1‑4 against Chornomorets, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for Podillia

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Shlok Kaul asks to leave Podillia

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ivan Ponomarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Arkhip Kuptsov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Podillia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Vladyslav Shkinder gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Podillia

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Denys Marlos faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Denys Marlos after 1‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Danylo Udod's mistake
  • Squad Podillia are still strangers to each other
  • Player ratings Danylo Udod could not find anything
116 Edition

The Podillia Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Podillia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Danil Pekhnov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Podillia can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A row about effort at Podillia

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Davronbek Azizov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Podillia

Arkhip Kuptsov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stanislav Kulach

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Luka Khelashvili wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Podillia can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

“I want to play”: Nikodem Kołodziej speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Looking ahead

Danylo Udod faces his old club

Chornomorets next, and one man in the Podillia dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

Talks stall between Podillia and Yan Zheliba

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

106 Edition

The Podillia Courier

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Oleksandr Lomaha scores twice — 8.72

Two goals and a mark of 8.72 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Lukas Tangedal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Podillia can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Lukas Tangedal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Podillia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

An order from above at Podillia: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vasyl Hakman

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Podillia

Danylo Polonskyi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Arkhip Kuptsov gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Arkhip Kuptsov has just signed for Podillia, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Kolos tell Podillia: Vitalii Katrych is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Podillia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ponomarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief